This is ticking me off!

PSH! I love school!! This type of stuff is so much more fun in person. And especially in English class, where Steve and I rag on each other none stop. I try not to make fun of Mark though, we've got respect for each other going on.

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Of course, for your old man to make bail, your mom would have to, uh, "work overtime," if you know what I'm saying.

Sure fooled me.

I'd take a bullet for mark.

I'm only 40% pole-worshipper, you tampon-munching wanker. And my old man always makes bail because he gets the cash from pimping your mom out.

Hey, look. Punks jump up to get beat down, I hope you're not looking for a verbal a**-whipping. Don't bring me into this.

I'd provide that bullet.

actually my "old man" is in jail": I mean after scr@wing your mom like that and leaving her face like that... what can you do.

As for your mom being fat: I only have to deal with her mouth so its good.

I remember how my dad did it: I believe its called socket-f@cking.

I bet you would, Mr. Junior Charlton Heston.

HAHAHAHA!! Oh man! between Steve and Marks post I think I peed my pants.

Wow, you actually got a fat chick? I'm impressed...you're quite the overachiever. Anyway, it's a good thing your dad's in jail...that way, you two can spend some, uh, "quality time" together.

Heston is the shizznat, by the way.

He didn't, but I did

You too? Man and i felt special because i thought i was the only one.

What'd you do, make a trade? Twinkie for nookie?

Nah, she was giving it out for free? I didn't pay, did you guys?

A fat chick? Well your mom is more than fat enough. Nah im not into the whole same sex deal, but im sure your priest is choir boy.

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LMAO!!!!

At least I'm not a member of the First International Church of The Pole. No one listens to the sermon...they spend the time staring at the giant organ pipes.

How would you know my priest is? Been spending some time in the confessional, I'd bet. By the way, he told me to tell you to quit "misusing" the sacramental candles.

id laugh at that, but you wouldnt hear it because your moms legs are wrapped around my head

Down on a fat chick? Crap, be careful. If you find a turkey leg in there, save it for me...Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

I don't know if ill find a turkey but it sure does smell like one.