I don't think anyone here fully comprehends how funny that last line is. Got an actu-chuckle outta me, Matt. Hats off (not that I'm wearing a hat or anything).
Can I Get A Hug??!!
I don't think anyone here fully comprehends how funny that last line is. Got an actu-chuckle outta me, Matt. Hats off (not that I'm wearing a hat or anything).
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I don't go for that sorta thing Matt, sorry.
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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg
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I think we could all learn a lesson in emoticon etiquette from SB.
P.S. = not really
P.S. = not really
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Last edited by Mystery Man; 04-26-02 at 10:21 AM.
Originally posted by Mystery Man
So let me get this straight.
I'm rude, disdainful, a jack@ss, a snob, a murderer , persnickity , and (my personal favorite) a bitch.
Anything else I've missed?
So let me get this straight.
I'm rude, disdainful, a jack@ss, a snob, a murderer , persnickity , and (my personal favorite) a bitch.
Anything else I've missed?
So glad we've put the past behind us...
(I kinda like arguing though, so let's not get too comfy)
So,
what do we use this thread for now?
Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
Being utterly ridiculous?
Being utterly ridiculous?
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sades, i obviously don't know what? about the mudslinging thread? of course not cuz i didn't go read it. but i read this thread in its entirety.
so, yes, spud , i'm confused. CONFOOSED! if the argument between MM and Sades was a joke ... or a joke served from an actual upset within a joke from an outside upset within the mudslinging thread elsewhere that i didn't read ... oh well! pooh pooh.
SB, i knew you were joking and i knew what you were joking about with the in love thing hence my MWHAHAHAHA. duh.
i think my work here is done. giiiiddeeee-yap!
so, yes, spud , i'm confused. CONFOOSED! if the argument between MM and Sades was a joke ... or a joke served from an actual upset within a joke from an outside upset within the mudslinging thread elsewhere that i didn't read ... oh well! pooh pooh.
SB, i knew you were joking and i knew what you were joking about with the in love thing hence my MWHAHAHAHA. duh.
i think my work here is done. giiiiddeeee-yap!
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Originally posted by thmilin
............i think my work here is done. giiiiddeeee-yap!
............i think my work here is done. giiiiddeeee-yap!
.......turning back sadly, feeling useless and unable to see with all the dust in her once sparkling blue eyes...."heeeeeeyaaaaa"...... she gallops back into nowhere. *
you should get paid for making me laugh so much, thmilin
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Last edited by patti; 04-28-02 at 10:44 AM.
**Sadie is left standing in a cloud of dust created by her horse-riding MoFo sistahs, and as the dust clears and settles on her head...she hitches up her pants, clicks the heels of her boots together, re-applies her deep red lipstick and pushes the brim of her cowboy hat down over her eyes. Feeling like she has been deserted; she sets off on a quest to find a man on a horse...**
~To be continued~
~To be continued~
*with great fear and trepidation that her sistah is offended patti sets off on her steed, in search of the wandering sadesdrk.......*
fear not.......i wouldn't desert you in the desert with no dessert.......i have provided a wrangler in chaps. he's sitting under yonder tree. beware.....he's been without female company aside from his mare. i think you can take care of yourself. be gentle.
fear not.......i wouldn't desert you in the desert with no dessert.......i have provided a wrangler in chaps. he's sitting under yonder tree. beware.....he's been without female company aside from his mare. i think you can take care of yourself. be gentle.
as she rides off into the sunset, pauses and frowns hearing the strangled, pleasurable screams of a man and a woman doing ... something ... strange ... echoing off the mesas in the distance ...
she strokes the neck of her anxious steed, murmuring soothing words to calm his fears, "Whoah, there, Trevor, whoah ... the crazy humans can't hurt you ... it's all in your head ..."
she strokes the neck of her anxious steed, murmuring soothing words to calm his fears, "Whoah, there, Trevor, whoah ... the crazy humans can't hurt you ... it's all in your head ..."
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Originally posted by thmilin
she strokes the neck of her anxious steed, murmuring soothing words to calm his fears, "Whoah, there, Trevor, whoah ... the crazy humans can't hurt you ... it's all in your head ..."
she strokes the neck of her anxious steed, murmuring soothing words to calm his fears, "Whoah, there, Trevor, whoah ... the crazy humans can't hurt you ... it's all in your head ..."
It always comes back to sex...doesn't it?
Not me.
Most of my conversations are sex related.
Ask Chris.
The word "porn" is it's own vowel.
Most of my conversations are sex related.
Ask Chris.
The word "porn" is it's own vowel.
Last edited by The Silver Bullet; 04-29-02 at 06:00 AM.
"vowl" hunh?
........i thought you meant owl so i'm picturing a breed of "porn owl".
*scratching head......thinking.......BIG eyes, a head that turns completely around, ........and WHAT? what would a porn owl do that a regular owl can't handle?*
well, it's after 3a.m. and i can't sleep, what do you expect?
........i thought you meant owl so i'm picturing a breed of "porn owl".
*scratching head......thinking.......BIG eyes, a head that turns completely around, ........and WHAT? what would a porn owl do that a regular owl can't handle?*
well, it's after 3a.m. and i can't sleep, what do you expect?