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My Top 5 Most Beautiful Women:
1. Rue McClanahan (Blanche on Golden Girls, queen of the slut people, gets anything she wants. I find that hot, even if she's in her 60s now. I have her autograph too.... grrrrrr)
2. Christina Ricci (Impressed me ever since I saw her as Wednesday in the Addams Family movies. Grew up to be a real pussycat. Lovely face and hair. When will she portray Wednesday again? Her electric chair can be a sex toy.)
3. Renee Zellweger (The sweet, blonde talented actress from Texas is a real winner with me. She began her career in the fourth Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie (a big plus, but the worst in the series), and then charmed her way into great movies like Nurse Betty and Bridget Jones' Diary. I hope she still has that nurse outfit.)
4. Rose McGowan (This dark diva has been everywhere -- from a garage door in Scream to Marilyn Manson's bed! She's very experienced and is probably an expert in BDSM. Looks good with any hair color. She'd be good to take out on a night in the catacombs. Everyone needs a Rose McG - "OW!" an.
5. RuPaul (Killer long legs... beautiful silky, ebony skin... sharp nails... WILD hair... great teeth, and stylish clothes. I love a tall woman. I also love how mysterious she seems... like the Statue of Liberty, she's big, proud, and full of hidden mystery. If she were the Statue of Liberty, I'd love to see her walk through New York City and start singing, like in Ghostbusters II. Is she single?)