Gideon does GLEE

Season Two, Ep 17. Oh God, not another Gwyneth Paltrow episode. This kids have no idea what salt water taffy is? They sure looked like it was something foreign to them. How is Brittney is on the smarty pants team? Artie couldn't handle the white rappers category? Can't believe Sue is using Teri to destroy Will. Nice to see Cheyenne Jackson as part of Sue's team, I love him. "I am both awesome and unavailable at the same time." I really hoe this is the last appearance of Paltrow. Night of Neglect? I don't get it. A class in heckling/ seriously? This applied that this is Sunshine Corrazon's appearance but I somehow I missed the first. Good thing the band had an arrangement of "All By Myself" handy. She nailed that modulation though. Lauren's advice to Mercedes was spot on, hope Mercedes was listening. I forgot that Emma had OCD,,,and were we supposed to be shocked that Carl left her. Paltrow had more chemistry with Cheyenne Jackson than she does with Matthew Morrison. Will's feelings for Holly seem to be deeper than I thought and I don't know why. why does Mercedes want a puppy? Way too convenient that Shorofsky shows up the second Blaine and Kurt return to the school. Finn doesn't know the expression "the show must go on" after being in the glee club for two years? The scene of Tina being heckled was stupid.

Season Two, Ep 18. Liked George Wyner as Rachel's doctor, who knows what the word belt means, I'm very troubled with Rachel, the number one Streisand fangirl would consider getting a nose job since Streisand never did. "and I'm sure definitely Tina has looked into an eye de0slanting.' "The thing you'd most like to change about you is the most interesting thing about you. Look at Santana trying to organize things from inside. Emma is in serious denial about her OCD. I liked Quinn and Rachel's mashup, not just the song but the concept and the editing. Loved watching put Carofsky in his place. She really got to him. The only straight I am is straight up bitch." Loved Quinn and Finn being shot from the interior of their lockers.'" Corey did a good job with "I've gotta be me" but Mike dancing around him was just distracting and didn't make sense. Why does Rachel think Glee Club Rehearsal is an appropriate place for her to talk about her possible nose job? Don't understand how having a nose job will improve her voice. At least Emma is aware that she copped out with her t-shirt. What Will said to Emma was the truth. I guess they are continuing to ignore the fact that Carofsky was expelled last season and was back two episodes later. The Bullywhips...love it. Why would that guy take that kid's pants? That was weird. I'm glad Burt isn't taking Carofsky seriously. Clearly, Carofsky's father (Daniel Roebuck) has been having the wool pulled over his eyes for years. I love Kurt insisting that Carofsky learn who Eve Harrington is. So the Warblers actually sent an entire orchestra and show choir to say goodbye to Kurt? Yeah, right. But that looks like MacKinley, why would they come all the way to Kurt to say goodbye, wouldn't they say goodbye before he left, which technically he hasn't done yet.

Season Two, Ep 19. Does anybody eat fondue anymore. Cats eat cheese? Sam was way harsh refusing to go to prom with Rachel. Sue is becoming a cartoon character who is getting difficult to take seriously. Who would do a revival of The Wiz with an all white cast? Love how Santana called it "the Melted Cheese Show." I thought it was so important to Will that April get sober, he doesn't care anymore? I guess I'm not going to know the songs in this episode because I know nothing about Fleetwood Mac. Will and April's duet was great, I love the way their voices blend. Kevin McHale was really good in that scene with Brittany even if it made him look like an idiot. He shouldn't have called Brittany stupid though. I'm with Rachel, I don't understand why Finn would get back together with Quinn. Not feeling Quinn and Sam as a couple at all. "Coach Sylvester says I'm not at liberty to say."

Season Two, Ep 20. This episode was directed by Eric Stolz. The red headed reporter...they need to lose that guy. Sue's grandmother drowned in a punch bowl? Seriously? "We'll see you at the prom, Butt Chin." Mercedes' self pity is a little hard to take. I understand Blaine's fear about going to prom, but I hope he and Kurt don't get hurt. I like that Kurt gave Blaine a chance to skip prom go to a movie instead. Sam doesn't have a date for prom? How can that be? Lauren's yellow red dress was hideous. "I'll be like the Law and Order Eva Peron candidate." What makes Puck think he's lovable but dangerous? Spiking the punch? How 1972 is that? Enjoyed the return of Jonathan Groff. their Adele duet was quite powerful. I hope Rachel doesn't get wrapped up in Jessie again, how can she trust this guy? Finn whining about Quinn was not attractive at all. Liberace mannequins...kids this age shouldn't even know who Liberace is. Liked Artie's Stevie Wonder homage, but they should have had him do the whole thing acapella. Bert has a pal in the tuxedo business? Kurt wearing a kilt to prom? Does he want to get beat up? Kurt clearly is only hearing what he wants to hear? Liked Kurt's advice to Carofsky but I don't see him ever coming out. Like that he apologized to Kurt though. LOVED Quinn's prom dress. Puck's tux was awesome, but Artie in red was a little much. Carofsky and Santana...most clearly uncomfortable dates I have ever seen. How nasty of Sue to call Artie "legs"? "You're the worst POW ever, John McLane is rolling over in his grave." Mercedes is way too cool to be doing the robot. Jonathan Groff in a fight scene? Seriously? Carofsky winning prom king? Did not see that coming. Kurt as queen? That's just nasty. Like what happened to Carrie White. "Just because I hate everybody doesn't mean everybody has to hate me too." I feel bad for Kurt but he should have seen something like this coming.

Season Two, Ep 21. Will is really stupid to hire Jessie as a consultant. Principal Figgis' password is 1234? Seriously? Why did Sue kick Becky off the Cheerios? OK, but kicking Becky off the Cheerios is not going to bring Jean back. I understand her anger but taking it out on Becky? Did Rachel really put a gold star next to her name on the sign in sheet? Will's really doing that musical with April? That was sweet that Will remembered what vest he was wearing when he met Emma.. Naya nailed her Amy Winehouse tribute. Loved Chris Colfer's take on "Some People", though his wardrobe choice was a little troubling. Amber Riley's "Try a Little Tenderness" was amazing. Jessie finding fault with everyone just smacked of cliche. The question Jessie asked Rachel before her solo was completely inappropriate. I wish Lea had put her own stamp on "My Man" rather than imitating Barbra note for note. Jane Lynch was superb in the scene with Kurt and Finn helping her clear out Jean's things, "Jen always stood up for you when I told her how evil your hair was." Sue's eulogy was beautiful even if Sue couldn't get through it. I hate Quinn not accepting being dumped. Dianna Aragon nailed that scene though. Jessie calling Mercedes lazy really pisses me off...Judy Garland listened to a song once and she had it. Sue running for Congress, I love it. I can't believe Teri thinks consorting with Sue is going to help her get Will back. OK, looks like Teri's last episode, thank God. Emma wearing Will's vest? Not too Rose on Two and a Half Men. Mercedes should have won.

Second season finale. What the hell was Rachel wearing in that opening scene? Sitting in the middle of Times Square singing "New York New York"? Seriously? They arrived in New York for this competition and haven't written any songs yet? That cup song was stupid. "New York's going to write them for us." I love them singing and dancing in the middle of Washington Square Park and all of the extras acting like they're not there. A pillow fight? Really? Will's "We Still Got Tonight" solo was a big snooze. Why were Finn and Rachel dressed like Rock Hudson and Doris Day in Central Park? Patti Lupone looked amazing. The Lady in the Tramp Song? The song selections for this episode have been pretty lame so far. There's no way in hell two people could walk off the street into an actual Broadway theater. Every door would be locked. Chris Colfer's voice is a musical miracle. Even though they would never get inside that theater, Chris and Lea nailed "For Good." Quinn's obsession with Finn is really starting to get scary. Great to see Cheyenne Jackson, hope he gets to sing. I didn't realize Will hadn't told the kids about his Broadway debut. Why would a girls' choir do Usher's "Yeah"? The band was too loud on Finn and Rachel's duet. This whole Jesse thing is so silly because Jonathan Groff just might be the gayest actor in show business and I don't buy his attraction to Rachel at all. Why are they so surprised they didn't rank? Vocal Adrenaline was way better than they were. Loved seeing Blaine finally telling Kurt that he loves him. Brittany and Santana could be happy if Santana would stop with the mixed messages. Brittany is not smart enough to decipher mixed messages.

Season Three Opener. That school reporter is annoying, he's got to know. Sam is off the show? "Wait..are you working on a time machine too?" Will and Emma waking up in bed together? Did I miss something between last season and this one? Loved Emma's "Me and My Hag" pamphlet. Why couldn't Emma get Rachel and Kurt interested in a school that actually exists? Has Sue found a spiritual animal on the faculty? Loving Kurt wanting to make over Nancy Grace. What motivated Quinn's makeover? I hate it. "You're like a jolly rancher that fell in an ashtray." Rachel kind of got to Quinn, even if she won't admit it. Sue's speech about cutting the arts was brilliantly delivered by Jane Lynch. "I get the green light and the red light comes just as quickly." I agree with the kids that putting that piano in the cafeteria was social homicide. "We got the Beat" always makes me think of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Sugar's rendition of "Big Spender" had me on the floor. Will's really going to let this girl in the glee club? "This is what being turned on feels like." Loved Chris and Leah's take on "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"...never heard the verse before the chorus before. Chris and Leah's voices blend so perfectly. Glitter in Sue's eyes, she's not going to take that lying down. I wish the relationship between Blaine and Kurt would move a little more. Thank God, there's always an audience and random band members outside. How did a cigarette set the piano on fire? That tap number by the NYADA students was exhausting.

Season three, Ep 2. Brittany's comparison of Kurt to a unicorn was kind of strange. Blaine is killing me with that pink bow tie. Bieste and Emma directing the musical? Loved Rachel assuming she would be the student director. Loved the return of Idina Menzel? So Sugar's dad just bought her the lead in the musical? Does Will know about that or even care? "We're hungry we need something to barf back up." I'm over Quinn and her skanks and hoping maybe Sue can talk some sense into her. Sue is running for congress? Brittany's swag bag was a riot. I did love Brittany's unicorn party hat. LOVED Kurt's back glam ad. Idina has Quinn's baby? Wow, Mike is actually getting some time center stage. How can she tell what Rachel's range is from the few notes she heard Rachel sing? "You will never become a star or play the lead if you play it safe." OK, I'm already shivering with anticipation about hearing Lea and Naya Rivera doing "A Boy Like that/I Have a Love". "Somewhere" was good too. Quinn now believes that joining Glee Club ruined her life? Seriously? It was a little corny, but Will's speech to Quinn was on the money. Didn't realize that Puck had any interest in his daughter. Beth is adorable. So glad that Puck wants to be part of his daughter's life. Love that Kurt got permission from Rachel to do "I'M the Greatest Star." Glad Chris didn't just try to duplicate Barbra's version. Though I have to admit that when Kurt said he was auditioning for Tony, I assumed he would be doing "Something's Coming", which would be a perfect song for Chris. Really didn't those things he was juggling at the end but Chris nailed "I'm the Greatest Star." Loved when Puck told Quinn he cared about Beth, not her. "He owned that song like it was his prison bitch." Bieste did have a point about Kurt as Tony, Blaine would be a better Tony. Why would Brittany just ignore Kurt's wishes? I hated Bieste laughing at Romeo and Juliet., even though Kurt doesn't convince as Romeo it was wrong of them to laugh. Are we really supposed to believe that Sugar is unaware of the fact that she can't sing? After everything, it was a picture that finally got through to Quinn. I don't want Finn playing Tony. "You sing like Diana Ross and you dance like you own a magic chocolate factory." The slo mo filming of Will and Mike dancing together looked a little too gay. Quinn looked so beautiful upon her return. I didn't realize she actually wants her baby back. Whoa.

Season Three, Ep 3. Will was a little over the top with Mercedes in that opening scene. How did Emma get an autographed 8 x10 of Vera Wang? Meeting her parents is taking things too fast but Emma hiding all that wedding stuff is not? Figgis really thinks Tina is a vampire? Mercedes as Maria? I don't think so. Amber is not a legitimate soprano. If the truth be told, neither is Lea. Amber was wearing that black dress though. Is Mercedes that naive and is Rachel is seriously threatened by her? IRL, there is no way on earth would Amber Riley ever be cast as Maria in West Side Story. LOVED Brittney's "We Run the World" number. Have the writers of this episode never seen West Side Story? How dare Mercedes be offended by having to do a call back? "Out Here on My Own" as an audition piece for Maria? This is getting dumber and dumber as it progresses. Harry did a great job with "Cool" Did Bieste actually say "You Bet Your Sweet Bippy"? Very impressed with their take on "And I am Telling You I'm Not Going." The actress playing Mike's mom is breathtakingly beautiful. What was with Kevin during the beginning of the callback? Something about Rachel's black dress was unflattering. That pink dress belted at the waist was no winner either. Valerie Mahaffey and Donny Most as Emma's parents? A gingers only country club? Why does her mother call her Freaky Deaky? I'm not buying that Rachel, with the ego she has, thinks she's not getting Maria, this is so dumb. Double casting, what a cop out.