Riddles Thread

I have no speed, but I hang on many feet.
I stand still waiting for something to eat.
First I swallow, then my father digests.
I am his baby, but I'm also his nest.

What am I?

??

Not telling unless a bunch of people give up.

Hmmm. Had a few guesses initially but not sure they line up. Still thinking.

I'll ask my wife, too, she's great at these.

It's a good riddle, I'm stumped.

Come on up, people. First person who gets it right gets a free soda! I mean, since I don't know where you live, I'll have to drink it on your behalf, but it still counts!

You guys want me to reveal it?

Still gonna ask my wife, but she’s still working.

Dunno what that is but that's some kinky ass sh*t.

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Wow...

Sounds like a spider's web to me.

Sorry, Yoda. He got it right before you told your wife.

im just confused i never played riddles before

Wild guess: A surfboarder?

A hall of many minerals holds groups of would be kings
The kingdom of poor animals see them all as godly things
But they're devils when we're vegetables, first he hunts and then he sings
I'm the courtyard for the banquet, and the bed without my springs.


What am I?

Ugh, a lion's den.

Do you compose these riddles yourself?

Yep. But I think i'll give someone else a chance to make one.