What Ticks You Off?

how the hell does one get such a job? thru connection?

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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

I think you have to know a fluffer and then network that in the oral interview.

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i love oral interviews!

I bet you do, heh heh

problem is... at the end i never get the job...

same with me... I just got booted from mine. Sigh, here we go again.

Well, he got it the same way you get any other jobs. He was looking for a part time job and they were hiring. He had an interview and got the job. Not because he is a pimp or even likes porn, but because he has worked in retail in the past. He doesn't know much about porn. But he does know how to throw people out of the store if they have been in there too long, doin the nasty in public, or shoplifting dildos. He also knows how to take money, put it in the cash register, give em change and a reciept, give em the movie they rented, and if they ask how the toy works, he knows how to read the directions and explain it to them. (No he doesn't give em a lesson). So basically, they posted an ad in the paper and he responded.

She said Pimp. That doesn't tick me off.

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Those new Viacom ads really piss me off. They're everywhere! When I log into my hotmail account this stupid Viacom ad takes over the whole screen everytime you go to a new page. I want to take Viacom by the neck and shake it! Agh.

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Ya got me feelin' hella good so let's just keep on dancin'

Having to defend the same movies and directors and writers over and over again tick me off.

Darn is my mind that easy to read?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

*Reading 7thson's mind!*

Hahahahahahahaha

When I was really tiny--I am talking elementary school tiny--I was a big girly girl. Kidnergarten through third grade were probably the worst, i would only wear dresses and skirts, cried whenI saw a bug/snake/bear, named all my dolls ridiculously Victorian-esque names and took them with me everywhere.I always had to have my hair down or tied with a ribbon. Definately Mommies little girl. When I entered fourth garde, i became part of that dreaded popular crowd. We were catty. We didn't know it, but I so know now why all those cheerleaders are complete biothces in high school. We literally had hate books that we would revise each morning before break, release over break, fight over at lunch, and after lunchtime the teacher would have us sit outside and "work through" our problems. Your best friend could of been your enemies best friend the day before and your enemy the next day.

Luckily, i grew out of it. I sort of was drifting from that group by the time I got into sixth/seventh grade and when I moved to a different city before 8th garde, I had already vowed never to put myself through that again. I still own more skirts than pants, and I have way too many hair products. I can proudly say though that the last time I got into a fight was in 8th grade, and it was with a boy, not over one.

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I am moved by fancies that are curled
Around these images, and cling:
The notion of some infinitely gentle
Infinitely suffering thing.
T.S Eliot, "Preludes"

i hate pathetic immature "ghetto vs white" movies (i.e. soul plane)

i hate it when i just finish a huge project and click to print it only to have my computer crash.

i hate child actors who have big egos.

i hate it when my mother gets the crappy leftover lettuce in the "discount" section of shoprite.

i hate it when i run out of socks or underwear.

i hate it when i get stuck behind some old guy whenever i'm in a huge rush to get to nyc... it's ironic how it's only when i really have to go.

i hate depressed people who keep on saying life sucks... then go kill yourself, jesus!

....okay that felt better...--

oh yea, and i hate teacher whores who hit on you...

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i © new jersey


"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."

-Angelina Jolie

Life sucks!

and what's more, LIFE SUCKS!!!!

I saw a commercial for TGI Friday's the other day that really ticked me off… the one where the guy is sitting at the bar with his friends and notices his wife with a few of her friends... and instead of even saying Hi... he has the audacity to ask her what she is doing there and who is watching his kids...

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Stuff like that makes me want to put my hand in the TV and ring the prick's neck.

Now that ticks me off

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha