Bruce Cambell

Bruce Cambell has got to be the greatest B actor and badass of all time. I heard a rumor that one day Bruce was camping and he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Bruce do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. I know he is that tough. But any way for those of you pussies who don't know who Bruce Cambell is you better question your manhood or maybe your sexuality for that matter. Bruce has made a cameo in the new Spiderman movie as the annoying usher who wouldn't let little pussie Peter Parker into a play, which may I add is the best scene in the movie because Peter Parker is such a pussie. It was a good laugh seeing him cry like a little girl who dropped her icecream.
My favorite film starring Bruce Cambell has got to be "Army Of Darkness" which has probably the greatest storyline ever in cinema. Check this, a simple clerk at a local shopping center is sent back in time by a portal to the Medieveal Era (sounds pretty cool huh). But wait it gets better, now he has to fight zombies and monsters so he can get back to his time. There are a couple details that I missed but that just about it.

Credit to Maddox for the Camping story

Wow im so wasted (must explain the awful typing *barfs*)

*Paging Nitzer* We are in need of Captain Obvious


Fine i'll do it myself!

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That's funny, because I've always preferred BRUCE CAMPBELL.

For such an apparent fan, spelling his name right would....
I'm just too tired. I can't go through this sort of thing.

Sometimes I ask myself, "what's the point"?

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"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."
--Winston Churchill

There is no point.

In spelling someone's name right?! Of course there's a freaking point.
As for correcting people, or arguing with people who are quite apparently wrong, that's what I'm questioning.

Thats what I was answering too..

Wow I can't believe I missed this thread. Bruce does kick ass.

Animal_Mother, that was funny!

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"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

Captain Obvious. heheh

Despite the lame initial post, I love ol' Bruce.
Bubba Ho-Tep was outstanding

Bruce Campbell rocks I agree.......but do we really need to know that ??????

That movie was better than good. Highly underrated. By the end I almost found myself believing that Awesome plot, even better performances.

There is no argument, B-movie A1+ class award goes to - Bruce Campbell - The crowd goes wild...and wilder..and then the spikes on the seats were withdrawn.
Heh, heh. Yes the Bruce is almighty. To coin a quote from a Jim Carrey film. Apart from the academy award missing Evil Dead series, the man has a thriving following from people who saw his other films too. Even people only seeing him in Spider-man went, "Who's that guy?" - They talk about the ringmaster or doorman (spm 2) as much as Tobey or Ock. Cos he stuck out, he has as much of a commanding presence on screen as..Tom Hanks!!
I could go on for hours, but you get the idea - "hail to the king, baby.."

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"More success than most, but not as much as some.."

Bruce CamPbell is da' bomb.

Who would be Captain Obvious' villain?

He clearly thought it would be funny stealing Maddox's story

Is, "He," me? If so, I know, I thought it would be funny. Atta' way to make sure the others know too. Good work. You're like a super hero that goes aorund and just makes sure all the little people are in on the joke too. If it wasn't for people like you, just think of the way this place might be. Jokes being told, no one understanding what's going on... absolute anarchy! I for one, think you're one of the best super hero's around. Keep up the good work.

He was talking about WAFFLEK13 or whatever the heck his name was.

thats was interesting. bruce campbell is the bomb though. he is hilarious.

WAFFLEK13, copy and paste my reply.

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men

PimpDaShizzle, you sir are an idiot, i have nothing to say to you.
Thank you Garrett, yes i was talking about Wafflek13 answering JRS question about the need for the whole story, which was a Maddox thread (above)

Well said. You deserve more rep.

Thanks, probably right, i want another green thing

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