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Garden State
"...And I like you. So there's that."
And it was lovely. Not perfect, but I think I liked it better because of its flaws. Nicely done, Zach Braff. You have an unfortunate last name but a promising future as a filmmaker.
Meanwhile...
Peter Sarsgaard: Okay, someone tell me the truth--is he, or is he not, the highly improbable offspring of John Malkovich and Sean Bean, conceived after one (or both) of them had a brief but tempestuous affair with James Van Der Beek?
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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."