South Park Episode 2: Weight Gain 4000
Thought i'd finish off the first season since i'm re watching it. Good episode probably about the middle for the first season. This episode has some of Cartmans best season 1 deliveries, the whole Cartman getting taken in by the ad scene is gold to me because of his final "Beefcake!!" and his perfect squealing "but mom" routine. Garrisons story isn't all that interesting to me now but it does have some funny lines at least. My favourite scene in that part of the episode is from Officer Barbrady. Barbrady's ridiculous realization scene is so great. Obviously it is as dumb as you can get but that was Barbrady's schtick and i think it worked perfectly with him 99% of the time. Another highlight was young Mr.Garrison. It was obvious they were going to make him as bald as he is now but it is still such a great image.
One thing this episode made me realize is that I miss characters like the mayor being major parts of the show now. The show focuses on the kids and school a bit too much now imo. The Mayor was a great character when she was used, I love how openly uncaring and opportunistic she is.
Quotes:
Stan: That's impossible cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a pop tart.
Cartman: Yeah i do, pop tarts are frosted.
Geraldo: Obesity. Adiposity. Corpulence. Whatever word you use, it represents one thing: being a big fatass.
Kyle: Hey Stan. Did you see that rainbow this morning?
Stan: Yeah. It was huge.
Cartman: Eh. I hate those things.
Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
Stan: Yeah. What's there to hate about rainbows?
Cartman: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows."
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin' things.
Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rainstorm.
Cartman: Oh. RainBOWS. Oh yeah, I like those. Those are cool.
Stan: What were you talking about?
Cartman: Huh? Oh nothing. Forget it.
Kyle: No. What marches in, crawls up your leg-...
Cartman: Nothing.
Kyle: ...and starts biting the inside of your ass?
Cartman: Nothing.