Mine is a sequel to Jackie Brown and Kill Bill -- but more of a sequel to Jackie Brown.
Quentin Tarantino's
BAD GIRLS
Plot
Jackie Brown (PAM GRIER) has turned to the dark side. She now runs a high class call girl prostitution ring in Mexico that also deals in drugs. She's filthy rich and living the good life.
But one of her prostitutes, Zaltana Presley (ANNASOPHIA ROBB), has teamed up with her former husband who married her at 11 named Dickie Watson (EDWARD NORTON) so that the two of them can steal all of Jackie Brown's fortune, and kill her if necessary.
In a subplot, Creighton Blanchi (LEONARD NIMOY) and his wife Gabriella Blanchi (SHARON STONE) are thinking about buying Jackie Brown's prostitution ranch as a place for Gabriella to run and manage and "have something to do with her life besides sucking my c*ck all day" as Creighton puts it.
Meanwhile, Dickie Watson's younger brother, Taylor Watson (TOBEY MAGUIRE), a madman who "tortures n-words" as a passionate hobby, has been assigned to kidnap Jackie Brown and bring her to an undisclosed place where Dickie and his business associates can force Jackie to hand over all of her money.
In a long, drawn out, hilarious and brutal scene, Taylor captures Jackie and drags her into a car, locking her in the trunk with rats and snakes, then stopping to tie her up to a tree and whipping her. He then takes her to a barn where he ties her up again and plans to torture her some more. Jackie is almost near death when Taylor gets a call on his cell phone from his brother, Dickie --
"Do NOT kill that woman" -- Dickie commands him.
Jackie manages to escape from her binds and now Taylor has no idea where she is. We hear her cool, seductive voice as she calls out from the shadows -- "I'm over here, Taylor! I'm over here. Look up! No... look to your right. Now look to your left. Look down... look up... look down... do you see me yet?"
PIGS come out of a room and knock Taylor over, but that isn't the end for him, yet. Next thing you know, Jackie appears with a LARGE MUTHERF**KIN' CHAINSAW, and she slices Taylor in half with it! She continues to cut him up into pieces. Later, some farm workers will arrive and find his body all over the place -- his head there, his hands over there, a leg here, a leg there, etc. We see all of the grisly details. Jackie, though, has left the barn.
Meanwhile, Zaltana is chatting over the internet via webcam to someone you won't believe she could be talking to --
Beatrix Kiddo (UMA THURMAN)
Turns out Zaltana is a former babysitter for Beatrix's daughter, BB. Beatrix just can't keep her kid safe from anyone, can she?
She lies and tells Beatrix that Jackie is keeping her hostage as a prostitute against her will and she needs Beatrix's help in killing Jackie. This is all part of Zaltana's own private plot to kill Jackie -- AND DICKIE WATSON -- so she can get all of the money herself, without Dickie around.
Zaltana knows that Dickie has his own secret plans that involve killing Zaltana herself -- and not Jackie -- because Dickie is actually related to Max Cherry, Robert Forster's character from
Jackie Brown, and really wouldn't hurt Jackie. Max and Dickie are cousins and it was through Max and Dickie that Jackie got her prostitution and drug ring set up in the first place. Dickie doesn't really want to rob or kill Jackie at all -- he wants to become her partner in the business and stop her from selling the business to Creighton and Gabriella Blanchi, who we learn castrated Dickie three years earlier over a bad business deal and now Dickie has to take male hormones everyday because of this, a secret he's kept from Zaltana (but she discovered the secret on her own).
Dickie wants to kill Creighton and Gabriella Blanchi, not Jackie. The plot to kill Jackie is a lie to Zaltana to make her think Dickie really wants to "do what the bitch (Zaltana) wants."
But Dickie's brother, Taylor, has ruined everything now, because Jackie now wants to kill Dickie.
But before she can get a chance --
SHE IS SURPRISE ATTACKED BY BEATRIX KIDDO IN A NOISY, CROWDED RESTAURANT!
In front of tons of people, Jackie runs for her life from Beatrix, who is coming at her with a Samurai sword. She chases her across a bar, throwing big bottles of booze at her, everything.
Two heavyweights from the Tarantino universe at odds with each other.
But like Beatrix had to do with Karen Kim in
Kill Bill Vol. 2, Jackie has to convince Beatrix that she really isn't making Zaltana a prostitute against her will.
Scene ends. Beatrix and Jackie become friends. Beatrix and Jackie smoke pot together outside, cracking up in a car together over everything. Beatrix briefly tells the whole story of what went down with her and Bill in
Kill Bill and Jackie cannot stop laughing during it.
Zaltana gets a phone call from Beatrix. "I got her, sweetie," Beatrix lies.
Zaltana goes outside -- Beatrix comes at her with the sword!!
Beatrix doesn't kill her, but she tells her to get it in her head to stop trying to do stupid stuff -- or she will find her and kill her.
Jackie goes to see Dickie. She pulls out a Samurai sword (Beatrix gave her a quick lesson) and she chops off Dickie's dickie. Then she slices him across the chest and kills him.
Jackie sells her prostitution and drug ring to Creighton and Gabriella Blanchi, and then she drives off into the distance to a new life.
THE END.
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