Most ridiculous cast you can imagine

have looked at a few films coming out in 2014, such as 'Noah' with Russell Crowe, Emma Watson, Anthony Hopkins, & Jennifer Connelly...

and also 'Interstellar,' with Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Matt Damon, & Michael Caine...

and it got me thinking, what is the most absurdly loaded 'fantasy cast' you can come up with?

here's mine




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Clint Eastwood


Harrison Ford


Meryl Streep


Emma Watson


Jennifer Lawrence


Ewan McGregor


Michael Fassbender

"Absurdly loaded"?

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Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Steve Carrell, Jim Carrey, Steve Martin

Every extra is a famous actor.

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"Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time."

Mine are all dead, but they are all loaded.

Any movie that stars either Emma Watson or Ellen Page, I'm there.

Will Smith


Tom Cruise


Jennifer Lawrence


Johnny Depp


Morgan Freeman


Ryan Gosling


Emma Stone


Sir Ian McKellen

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Nicolas Cage
James Stewart
Klaus Kinski
Steve Buscemi
Peter Dinklage
Toshiro Mifune
Charlie Chaplin

The most random and ridiculous cast I could come up with.

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San Franciscan lesbian dwarves and their tomato orgies.

Damn, forgot about Nic Cage! Good call...

And ugliest

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Add Vincent Schiavelli, Richard Kiel, Ron Perlman and Danny Trejo.

I wanna be loaded when I'm dead.

Gary Oldman
Morgan Freeman
Michael Caine
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Tom Hardy
Marion Cottillard
Anne Hathaway
Cillian Murphy


Just imagine Christopher Nolan's address book.

*imagines a ridiculous movie cast*


Madonna


Nicolas Cage


Sarah Jessica Parker


Cynthia Nixon


Robert De Niro


Carrot Top


Sylvester Stallone


Geena Davis


Tom Cruise


Ben Affleck


Charlie Sheen


Emilio Estevez


Lori Petty

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Pretty good, Sexy. But we all know you only added Affleck for your entertainment.

Storyline for my crazy cast movie:

A woman (Sarah Jessica Parker) named Sue has a crazy ex-husband (Nicolas Cage) named Dustin who won't get out of her life. She turns to her best friends Rayleen (Cynthia Nixon) and Heather (Lori Petty) for moral support, as well as her gay friend, Maximus (Carrot Top).

But other men also have their sights on Sue. There's Tommy (Sylvester Stallone), her muscular daddy figure, and William (Robert De Niro), her rich daddy figure, and Vinnie (Tom Cruise), her playboy, and James (Charlie Sheen) and Conner (Emilio Estevez), two rival brothers.

But the one she loves the most is Gunnar (Ben Affleck), because he's rich and successful and confident and romantic and sweet and charming and you name it!

As Sue travels along the dating game road, she enters a dangerous wilderness where not only does she have to deal with all the men fighting each other for her, but also two jealous women named Rachel (Madonna) and Leelee (Geena Davis) -- exes of Gunnar who have also played the other men Sue's dating, including Dustin. In fact, Dustin, if he can't get Sue back, plans on marrying Rachel instead.

The film ends in a twisted bloodbath as Rachel and Leelee become lesbians who commit suicide together, Vinnie kills Tommy, William and James with a bomb, Gunnar turns out to be gay and secretly tied to Maximus (literally!) - which causes badass Heather to kill them both, followed by her own murder thanks to Rayleen for really no reason at all, followed by Rayleen killing Vinnie, then Dustin killing Rayleen, leading to a grand finale in Las Vegas where Sue and Dustin get remarried with Conner, the only other survivor, in attendance. The three move to Maui together and Sue opens up the relationship to include Conner. Before the end credits, we are told that seven years later, Sue killed Dustin and Conner and went off to look for new men.

Title:
You Catch 'Em, You Kill 'Em

Humphrey Bogart
Marlon Brando
Paul Newman
Robert Mitchum
James Stewart

Sexy Celebrity
The Rodent
Yoda
Miss Vicky
Daniel M

Tyler Perry (in the Madea fatsuit of course)
Jim Carrey
Kurstin Dunst
Robin Williams
Christian Bale
Anthony Hopkins
Ben Affleck
Ava Gardener
Lucile Ball
Kevin Costner
Megan Fox


Directed by Orson Welles and written by Alfred Hitchcock.

Edit: Better throw it Matt Smith as well. We'll need a time machine for all this.

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