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Alien Resurrection - (1997)

I will go to bat for this movie. I know it's not anywhere near as great as the first two Alien movies, but Resurrection is one of my favorite dumb entertaining sci-fi action flicks. Ron Perlman and Sigourney Weaver playing off each other is too much fun, the basketball scene has stuck with me for a long time. And the aliens can swim? Plus there's this shot:





She filmed the whole movie while pregnant and in mourning? Dang, girl!
I may be misremembering, but I think she was filming a second movie while all this was going on.
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L'Enfant, 2005

Sonia (Déborah François) is a young woman who has just given birth to a baby boy, Jimmy. She comes home from the hospital to find that her pickpocket, hustling boyfriend Bruno (Jérémie Renier) has subletted her apartment and isn't exactly thrilled at the prospect of fatherhood. When Sonia lets Bruno take Jimmy for a short walk, he uses the opportunity to sell the baby through a black market connection. By the time he realizes the gravity of what he's done, it may be too late.

A lot of people are more than happy to give their opinions about who should or should not be allowed to have and raise children. While I of course have my own views, I think we can all agree that stupid, selfish people belong right down toward the bottom of the queue.

It's challenging, in many ways, to root for this couple. Even Sonia, who is the more sympathetic of the two, is hard to take at times. I mean, she and Bruno get into a rock fight while she's holding Jimmy in her arms. Later, with Jimmy in the back seat of the car, they get into an adorable wrestling match in the front seat as the car hurtles down the highway. We don't know the details of their relationship before the baby, but the fact that Bruno is a guy who makes his living stealing from others was obviously known to her.

And Bruno is . . . man. Bruno is a piece of work. He mainly collaborates with a 14 year old boy to steal purses and rob the elderly. He has on speed dial the kind of person who can sell a baby. Every action we see from Bruno is selfish, often explicitly hurting both strangers and those closest to him. When Sonia reacts in disbelief to the fact that he sold their baby, he shrugs and tells her "We'll just have another one." Bruno is probably in his mid-20s, but he's just old enough that you can't write off any of his behavior due to youth.

But this film isn't just about watching terrible people being terrible. Slowly, just by a matter of centimeters, something begins to change in Bruno. It wouldn't be entirely accurate to say that he really tries to "make things right". It's a bit different than that. But somehow you can tell that he's realizing something about the life he's living and the effect he has on others.

I really enjoyed the way that the film evokes realism. There is no score--the only music comes from the environment. The things that happen to the characters all feel "in bounds". And maybe most importantly, the kind of character arcs and growth that we see seem genuine in all their frustrating stutter-stops. The film is working right around the limits of empathy. I honestly didn't think that even Sonia seemed equipped to parent a child. But there's something to be said for people who make an effort, and the movie gives us a glimpse into what that might look like for even a person as despicable as Bruno.

First off, I love all your reviews. Always such an enjoyable read. Definitely need to watch this.

Just read in some summary as I looked for where to stream it that she’s 18 and he’s 20, so not ‘mid-twenties’, at least, but still, what the ****? The kind of film where the premise shocks me more than any torture porn.





I liked this. Much better than expected. Haven’t read DHL for many years so don’t know how much it follows the book. Emma Corrin has a lovely voice & is so much more attractive here than pictures I’ve seen of her in The Crown. Only thing I didn’t like was where the heck is Mellors’s dog Flossie? Love how they wrote her out of the script.



Strange good movie. Unusual story. Florence Pugh very good.



'Enys Men' (2023)

Directed by Mark Jenkin


Mark Jenkin's first film 'Bait' was shot on 16mm and very surreal. This one is too but it has vivid colours, borrows themes from films like 'The Lighthouse' and 'Don't Look Know' and has a very unsettling tone, almost verging on a folk horror ghost story vibe.

As with 'Bait', 'Enys Men' has audio that is all processed after the film was shot. The atmosphere that it results in is extremely unique and gives off an other worldly, fever dream vibe. The story centres around a woman known only as 'the volunteer', who collects information about seven lonely flowers sitting on a cliff top on an island off the Cornish coast. We see this woman live in isolation doing the same routine every single day. She then has visions that may be from future or past. These visions get more violent and extreme and we are left to puzzle over the remnants.

The film is challenging, gives very few answers and has no logical conclusion. It is an art-house folk horror gem and for audiences that prefer linear films with beginnings and endings, this film probably won't cut the mustard. But Mark Jenkin is growing as a filmmaker and is an extremely interesting one at that.




First off, I love all your reviews. Always such an enjoyable read. Definitely need to watch this.

Just read in some summary as I looked for where to stream it that she’s 18 and he’s 20, so not ‘mid-twenties’, at least, but still, what the ****? The kind of film where the premise shocks me more than any torture porn.
Huh, I never realized we knew how old they were (if it's mentioned in the film itself I must have missed it). I guess I assumed because of their appearances (especially his) and the fact that they had an apartment together that they were supposed to be a bit older.



Huh, I never realized we knew how old they were (if it's mentioned in the film itself I must have missed it). I guess I assumed because of their appearances (especially his) and the fact that they had an apartment together that they were supposed to be a bit older.
I just hope it wasn’t based on a true story. Blood-curdling stuff.



I just hope it wasn’t based on a true story. Blood-curdling stuff.
Honestly, the whole film was pretty upsetting. Even if you set aside the baby-selling part, it's just hard seeing two people who are so underresourced and who have poor decision making abilities slinging a baby around.

If it helps (MAJOR SPOILERS)
WARNING: spoilers below
the baby is not harmed and is actually reunited with the mother relatively quickly.



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Fat Girl (2001) -


I first watched this one about 2-3 years ago, and I felt it was batting on being a very good film up until the ending, which killed much of the film's power. I kept searching for a big thematic reason for why the film ended in such a shocking and provocative way, but the more I thought about it, the less it worked.
WARNING: spoilers below
In my opinion, having something far worse happen to Anaïs in the ending overshadows what happened to Elena throughout the film. And while overshadowing a crime with a far more heinous crime can work in the right context, I think what Elena went through in the film is far more common and relatable for girls her age than surviving an encounter with a serial murderer/rapist, like Anaïs goes through in the final act.
I forget if I brought it up before, but while endings usually don't matter a whole lot to me, I think this is a case where the ending erases much of the film's strengths. Sadly, I was left kind of disappointed when I finished the film since it could've been a much better film if the final five minutes were cut. To give the film credit where it's due though, in spite of the ending, most of what comes before that is really well-done. Elena's and Fernando's relationship was handled really well (Fernando pressuring for her to have sex with him sticks out as being appropriately disturbing) and some of the scenic shots, particularly during the beach scenes, were lovely to look at. Still though, I'd probably call the film a failure, albeit a highly ambitious and daring one. Which makes it kind of interesting to a certain extent. It just could've been far more than that.
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Clue, 1985

At a remote mansion in the countryside, a group of visitors known only by pseudonyms are welcomed to a dinner party by the mansion's butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry). The guests include Mrs. Peacock (Eileen Brennan), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn), Miss Scarlet (Lesley Ann Warren), Professor Plum (Christopher Lloyd), Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull), and Mr. Green (Michael McKean). Their host, Mr. Boddy (Lee Ving), has been blackmailing all of the guests. But when Mr. Boddy turns up dead, the group must figure out who committed the murder, and how.

I'm sure it's an inauspicious start to a review to say that this was my third attempt at watching this film. Finally making it to the end credits, I can say that I enjoyed the movie overall but was repeatedly reminded about why it had failed to grip me the first two times.

On the positive side, this is a very silly movie that knows that it is a very silly movie. And when it nails that silliness in the right way, it makes for some pretty hilarious moments both big and small. Things like the group arriving to find a dead body--dead bodies pile up rather rapidly in this film--and just all silently backing out together. Or the way that Mr. Green, established as being gay, deadpans "No thanks" when the busty maid (Colleen Camp) asks for someone to accompany her in a search of the house.

This silliness owes almost all of its success to the all-in performances from the cast, particularly Curry who serves effectively as the MC for everything that takes place. But lots of credit also goes to the rest of the cast--and my favorite, Lesley Ann Warren--for bringing their characters to this sweet spot of being borderline cartoons. For the most part the film manages to be kind of wild without ever getting manic.

But however much I enjoyed the film, I didn't love it. The characters are entirely caricatures, and for me that's a little hard to stick with for 90+ minutes. It's also not really a mystery, as the story is a series of setpieces as opposed to something where we get actual relevant clues or information.

I'm happy that I was finally able to watch the film and get on board with its sensibilities. I can see why this is a favorite for some people. This is the kind of movie that, if it's on as you're flipping through the channels, you stop and watch.




I forgot the opening line.

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Ghost - (1990)

We're into "old classic" territory here now, which makes me feel old in a way I've never felt old before - Ghost has always been a film I've liked but never loved - until now. This film is just terribly well made - everything is in perfect harmony. Score, direction, acting, effects, screenplay - nobody puts a single foot wrong, and as a result we get surprises and a very emotional story that suits each actor involved. I kind of got swept up in this unexpectedly, and during the last scene that part of my brain that is logical and always in control was asking me "are you crying?" Patrick Swayze was perfect for the movie, and it was enough (coupled with Dirty Dancing) to make him one of those 'always-remembered' stars. Whoopi Goldberg is terrific (and won an Oscar - along with Bruce Joel Rubin's screenplay.) Great balance of comedy and drama, and some of the greatest love scenes in cinematic history - I have to make room for Ghost amongst my favourite films now.

9/10


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Wag the Dog - (1997)

Until recent times, Wag the Dog used to be very far-fetched and absurd - now nothing (I repeat nothing) would surprise me when it comes to American politics. This features a sex scandal that envelops a President just 11 days before an election with astonishing likeness to the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal - released one month before that scandal erupted. Just watch the footage at the beginning, and you'd swear they were re-enacting the famous Clinton-Lewinsky footage. It's the kind of film with a lot of funny stuff happening where I grin but never laugh, because it's Altman-like in it's long drawn-out takedown of modern Americana. A short war is invented to distract the public, and when that lie is shut down the next day new lies are invented by a film producer (played wonderfully by Dustin Hoffman) who comes to see what he's inventing as his masterpiece. Woody Harrelson comes in late to steal the spotlight and provide this film's few moments of absolute hilarity. I like Wag the Dog - it's clever, and I really should get around to reading Larry Beinhart's American Hero.

6/10
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I will go to bat for this movie. I know it's not anywhere near as great as the first two Alien movies, but Resurrection is one of my favorite dumb entertaining sci-fi action flicks. Ron Perlman and Sigourney Weaver playing off each other is too much fun, the basketball scene has stuck with me for a long time. And the aliens can swim? Plus there's this shot:


I don't think I have seen this Aliens movie. I know I have seen Aliens, Alien and the one on the prison planet, plus Prometheus and the second Promethus whatever that was called. But I don't think I have seen this. Gotta check it out.



I can't say it's a favorite, although Tom Hanks pulls out the stops creating another character - A Man Called Otto - Otto is aging, grumpy, judgmental and lives a compulsively neat life on a rowhouse block in Pittsburgh. His wife died a few years back and he seems to be sinking into grouchiness and unhappiness over a world he doesn't control.

A new family (Latino) moves into his block. I don't know just why they'd want to, but they kind of adopt Otto. The family and a stray cat, as well as eccentric neighbors, intrude on his grouchiness, giving Otto light moments and engagement in his last days as his heart gives out.

It's a nice story, Hanks is good as always, but it also has the feel of a movie that was pasted together from "moments" that worked in a somewhat improvised plot line. It worked better in the end than in the first hour. I'm mixed on it....a 7, but just barely.




Victim of The Night


Clue, 1985

At a remote mansion in the countryside, a group of visitors known only by pseudonyms are welcomed to a dinner party by the mansion's butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry). The guests include Mrs. Peacock (Eileen Brennan), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn), Miss Scarlet (Lesley Ann Warren), Professor Plum (Christopher Lloyd), Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull), and Mr. Green (Michael McKean). Their host, Mr. Boddy (Lee Ving), has been blackmailing all of the guests. But when Mr. Boddy turns up dead, the group must figure out who committed the murder, and how.

I'm sure it's an inauspicious start to a review to say that this was my third attempt at watching this film. Finally making it to the end credits, I can say that I enjoyed the movie overall but was repeatedly reminded about why it had failed to grip me the first two times.

On the positive side, this is a very silly movie that knows that it is a very silly movie. And when it nails that silliness in the right way, it makes for some pretty hilarious moments both big and small. Things like the group arriving to find a dead body--dead bodies pile up rather rapidly in this film--and just all silently backing out together. Or the way that Mr. Green, established as being gay, deadpans "No thanks" when the busty maid (Colleen Camp) asks for someone to accompany her in a search of the house.

This silliness owes almost all of its success to the all-in performances from the cast, particularly Curry who serves effectively as the MC for everything that takes place. But lots of credit also goes to the rest of the cast--and my favorite, Lesley Ann Warren--for bringing their characters to this sweet spot of being borderline cartoons. For the most part the film manages to be kind of wild without ever getting manic.

But however much I enjoyed the film, I didn't love it. The characters are entirely caricatures, and for me that's a little hard to stick with for 90+ minutes. It's also not really a mystery, as the story is a series of setpieces as opposed to something where we get actual relevant clues or information.

I'm happy that I was finally able to watch the film and get on board with its sensibilities. I can see why this is a favorite for some people. This is the kind of movie that, if it's on as you're flipping through the channels, you stop and watch.

When this came out in '85, even though I was only 12 or 13 at the time, I thought it was literally the worst movie I had ever seen. I was furious. I guess my expectations were high because I loved the game (?) as a kid, I already loved Tim Curry from Rocky Horror, Annie, and Legend, and Lee Ving (Mr. Boddy) was the frontman of L.A. hardcore icons FEAR. And man, did I think this movie sucked.
Then it came to HBO and since I watched movies like 12 hours a day when I was young, I ended up watching it again and softened on it and during its HBO run I ended up getting on its wavelength a little better and finally really enjoyed it.
I too felt strongly about Lesley Anne Warren, who I actually had a tremendous crush on and think has just the right sarcasm and sardonic with to give that role some life.
I would say that, nowadays, it's a movie I would totally watch stoned any time but would be 50/50 on watching sober.



Victim of The Night
I can't say it's a favorite, although Tom Hanks pulls out the stops creating another character - A Man Called Otto - Otto is aging, grumpy, judgmental and lives a compulsively neat life on a rowhouse block in Pittsburgh. His wife died a few years back and he seems to be sinking into grouchiness and unhappiness over a world he doesn't control.

A new family (Latino) moves into his block. I don't know just why they'd want to, but they kind of adopt Otto. The family and a stray cat, as well as eccentric neighbors, intrude on his grouchiness, giving Otto light moments and engagement in his last days as his heart gives out.

It's a nice story, Hanks is good as always, but it also has the feel of a movie that was pasted together from "moments" that worked in a somewhat improvised plot line. It worked better in the end than in the first hour. I'm mixed on it....a 7, but just barely.

I haven't seen this yet but it struck me as If We Made Gran Torino Geared Toward Tom Hanks fans.



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A Man Called Otto (2022)

A Man Called Otto is adapted from the book A Man Called Ove, and the film of the same name. It tells the story of a grouchy widower who gradually thaws as his life becomes more intertwined with his neighbours'.

I watched A Man Called Ove with some trepidation, thinking it would be terribly cheesy. And it was, but somehow I found myself moved and reluctantly charmed by this grumpy old man and his quirky collection of neighbours.

The main problem with A Man Called Otto is that it's basically the same film. There are a few little tweaks here and there, some for the better, which tighten up the story, some for the worse. But it's essentially the same. I'm not against remakes altogether, especially new interpretations of an original source novel, or when there's a drastic change in setting but I struggled to see the need for this remake. It's not a bad film, it's not badly shot, if a little dull, just kind of pointless.

It didn't affect me the same way, although the end was a little moving. The screening I was in was quite full with older people and a lot of them were sniffling by the end, so maybe the effect was just dulled by having seen it all before.

Tom Hanks is ok as Otto, if maybe a little bit too obviously Mr Nice to really have much of an edge as a grumpy old man. Mariana Trevino is good as his new neighbour, Marisol. Truman Hanks, who plays Otto in flashbacks, is not as good, and this version does not give the impression that the previous film had that Otto is neurodivergent, which makes the story lose something, I think.

It's more sentimental, which makes the black humour of Otto's failed suicide attempts more tonally jarring. We don't need so many shots of Tom Hanks' hand on an empty bedspread, or the endless emotional music.

Ultimately it's a bit like American chocolate - more sugary and less tasty.




I too felt strongly about Lesley Anne Warren, who I actually had a tremendous crush on and think has just the right sarcasm and sardonic with to give that role some life.
She is the most enjoyably cartoon-like, for me. The way that her dress gets lower and lower until you start to wonder how it isn't just falling off of her body. The way every gesture--like lighting a cigarette--is just a bit extra.



I haven't seen this yet but it struck me as If We Made El Camino Geared Toward Tom Hanks fans.
It's nothing like El Camino, if you're thinking of the Breaking Bad spinoff. The main thrust of the plot is how this guy is falling off the rails into decline and grouchiness, somewhat out of place in an area that has changed, but somehow manages to be "adopted" by some kind or eccentric neighbors. The neighbors were much better to him than he was to them.