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A film in the same series: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (Tatopoulos, 2009)



And I thought Evolution was strong, well this kicks its ass on every level and even comes out on top of the first Underworld. This movie is a prequel and tells the story of how the lycans came to break free and overthrow their oppressors. This is the darkest of the series so far, in tone, violence and visuals. Fight choreography is significantly improved here to the first two.

Terrific dark fantasy action with horror elements and raging werewolves.




I think I've seen two (three?) of the Underworld films. They always underwhelm me a bit, but I quite like Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman.



I think I've seen two (three?) of the Underworld films. They always underwhelm me a bit, but I quite like Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman.
Beckinsale is not in this third one, however the new lead female was excellent.



Apparently they remade Viy in Russia, buts known internationally as Forbidden Empire or Forbidden Kingdom
The old one is better, though. The remake is more action or adventure film (if my memory is correct, it does something similar to what Van Helsing did to old Universal horrors).
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Prince of Darkness, 1987

A physics professor named Birak (Victor Wong) is summoned to a church to help a priest (Donald Pleasence) handle a potentially world-ending threat that is hidden in the basement of the church. Birak brings with him a crew of graduate students in various specialties, including Catherine (Lisa Blount) and Brian (Jameson Parker), who are in the early stages of a romance. But as the mysterious container in the basement seems to grow in power, strange events occur around and in the church. Something wants very much to be turned loose . . .

I've never had much of a sense of a consensus on Prince of Darkness, feeling as if I've heard varying things about it, but neither very positive nor very negative. I imagined I'd end up kind of tepid on it, but I was surprised by how much I enjoyed it. There were a few troublesome elements, but overall I had a good time with this film.

One positive is that despite the cast being large, they are all pretty likable and engaging. I really liked Lisa Blount (RIP and also Profit forever) as Catherine. She's kind of a quiet lead, and she has to share screen time with bigger personalities, but she ends up being a very solid anchor for the events, including being part of the incredibly memorable conclusion. But even actors with smaller parts, like Ann Yen playing Lisa or Jessie Lawrence Ferguson playing Calder make an impression. It's a sprawling group, and yet I found myself rooting for all of them.

The church is also a fun setting. At once big enough to feel imposing as characters run around it, yet the fact that it's surrounded by hostile people under the thrall of the container makes it an odd mix of a prison and a fortress.

Finally, yes, I liked the premise and the way that it tries to mash together science and religion. The whole notion of evil as a sort of
WARNING: spoilers below
anti-god
was enough to pass muster. While I didn't feel that any of the mythology was fleshed out in a way that totally made sense to me, it was enough that I liked it and got the gist. I particularly liked the idea of the Brotherhood
WARNING: spoilers below
broadcasting their messages into the dreams of the scientists
.

And while I won't get into it at all in this review, the last 10 minutes of this movie really landed well for me. I could see it disappointing or irritating someone else, but it worked. And some of the imagery is simply excellent.

I had mixed feelings on two elements of this one. The first was the use of the homeless characters as the agents of the evil. Did I look down at some point and miss an explanation for this? (Like were we to understand that somehow they'd gotten near the liquid?). I felt like it played up stereotypes of homeless people being crazy and violent and it made me very uncomfortable. I also disliked the frequency with which characters would disappear and others would go "I guess he just left." GUYS. Come on. Maybe one person, yes. But to just keep assuming that person after person is leaving (1) without saying goodbye to anyone and (2) with no one seeing them go? It added some silliness where there should not have been silliness.

On the whole, a good time.




The trick is not minding
The old one is better, though. The remake is more action or adventure film (if my memory is correct, it does something similar to what Van Helsing did to old Universal horrors).
Omg. That just gave me flashbacks 😣



I've never had much of a sense of a consensus on Prince of Darkness, feeling as if I've heard varying things about it, but neither very positive nor very negative.
My second favorite Carpenter after The Thing. Great movie.





Chopping Mall, 1986

At a mall, a new fleet of robotic security enforcers has been acquired to patrol the mall at night, incapacitating any troublemakers. "Nothing can go wrong!" the salesman assures them. Hm. Naturally a crew of early 20-somethings decides to spend the night in the mall, where they soon run afoul of the persistent and very much malfunctioning robots.

LOL, who decided to give these things lasers?

So I was really hoping that this film would deliver on the cheese front, and in that regard the film was a very mixed bag. Do we get the image of a killer robot patiently riding up an escalator? Yes. And that alone earns the film a full popcorn.

But the middle of the movie just absolutely dragged for me. The victims quickly manage to procure very large guns, and there was just too much running around and firing at the robots. Yes, a cold, inhuman robot/AI can make for an imposing antagonist. There is something frightening about running up against a logic that is both absolute and flawed. But aside from the robots delivering a cheery automated farewell after dispatching their victims, there just wasn't enough menace or personality to them.

The characters are largely forgettable. Alison (Kelli Maroney) and Ferdy (Tony O'Dell) are our main leads, something we can tell by the fact that while the others have sex on display beds, they hunker down and watch Attack of the Crab Monsters. (Okay, the film is very meh, but these kids have good taste in movies!). I mean, for heaven's sake, Barbara Crampton is in this thing and I barely registered her.

The kills are okay, with a handful of momentary enjoyable moments, but overall nothing super special.




Victim of The Night
A film in the same series: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (Tatopoulos, 2009)



And I thought Evolution was strong, well this kicks its ass on every level and even comes out on top of the first Underworld. This movie is a prequel and tells the story of how the lycans came to break free and overthrow their oppressors. This is the darkest of the series so far, in tone, violence and visuals. Fight choreography is significantly improved here to the first two.

Terrific dark fantasy action with horror elements and raging werewolves.

I was genuinely surprised to find myself liking this.



Victim of The Night


Prince of Darkness, 1987

A physics professor named Birak (Victor Wong) is summoned to a church to help a priest (Donald Pleasence) handle a potentially world-ending threat that is hidden in the basement of the church. Birak brings with him a crew of graduate students in various specialties, including Catherine (Lisa Blount) and Brian (Jameson Parker), who are in the early stages of a romance. But as the mysterious container in the basement seems to grow in power, strange events occur around and in the church. Something wants very much to be turned loose . . .

I've never had much of a sense of a consensus on Prince of Darkness, feeling as if I've heard varying things about it, but neither very positive nor very negative. I imagined I'd end up kind of tepid on it, but I was surprised by how much I enjoyed it. There were a few troublesome elements, but overall I had a good time with this film.

One positive is that despite the cast being large, they are all pretty likable and engaging. I really liked Lisa Blount (RIP and also Profit forever) as Catherine. She's kind of a quiet lead, and she has to share screen time with bigger personalities, but she ends up being a very solid anchor for the events, including being part of the incredibly memorable conclusion. But even actors with smaller parts, like Ann Yen playing Lisa or Jessie Lawrence Ferguson playing Calder make an impression. It's a sprawling group, and yet I found myself rooting for all of them.

The church is also a fun setting. At once big enough to feel imposing as characters run around it, yet the fact that it's surrounded by hostile people under the thrall of the container makes it an odd mix of a prison and a fortress.

Finally, yes, I liked the premise and the way that it tries to mash together science and religion. The whole notion of evil as a sort of
WARNING: spoilers below
anti-god
was enough to pass muster. While I didn't feel that any of the mythology was fleshed out in a way that totally made sense to me, it was enough that I liked it and got the gist. I particularly liked the idea of the Brotherhood
WARNING: spoilers below
broadcasting their messages into the dreams of the scientists
.

And while I won't get into it at all in this review, the last 10 minutes of this movie really landed well for me. I could see it disappointing or irritating someone else, but it worked. And some of the imagery is simply excellent.

I had mixed feelings on two elements of this one. The first was the use of the homeless characters as the agents of the evil. Did I look down at some point and miss an explanation for this? (Like were we to understand that somehow they'd gotten near the liquid?). I felt like it played up stereotypes of homeless people being crazy and violent and it made me very uncomfortable. I also disliked the frequency with which characters would disappear and others would go "I guess he just left." GUYS. Come on. Maybe one person, yes. But to just keep assuming that person after person is leaving (1) without saying goodbye to anyone and (2) with no one seeing them go? It added some silliness where there should not have been silliness.

On the whole, a good time.

I've seen this somewhere between 5 and 7 times now and I still just can't gel with it. Probably my least favorite of Carpenter's not-terrible movies.
Though I actually panned the living shit out of it last time I watched it, now that I think about it.



Victim of The Night


Prince of Darkness, 1987


I had mixed feelings on two elements of this one. The first was the use of the homeless characters as the agents of the evil. Did I look down at some point and miss an explanation for this? (Like were we to understand that somehow they'd gotten near the liquid?). I felt like it played up stereotypes of homeless people being crazy and violent and it made me very uncomfortable. I also disliked the frequency with which characters would disappear and others would go "I guess he just left." GUYS. Come on. Maybe one person, yes. But to just keep assuming that person after person is leaving (1) without saying goodbye to anyone and (2) with no one seeing them go? It added some silliness where there should not have been silliness.

I never, in my 5-7 viewings got that feeling about the homeless. And especially knowing Carpenter and god have I read and watched so many interviews with him, he would not have intended that.
My take has always been, since the first time I watched it and still on the last, that because they were disenfranchised they were able to be taken advantage of. And also something about the meek inheriting the Earth and/or the disenfranchised rising up. I'm pretty sure he was actually even making a sociopolitical commentary there.
I agree with you completely on your second complaint. The movie has so many moments that fly in the face of logic at times when logic is actually not in question that it just irks the hell out of me. (I'm so disappointed that my review was lost to the closing of Corri because I spent a LOT of time on it and specified so many issues I had with it, like this, that I do not wanna have to watch this film an EIGHTH time to make my points again.)



Victim of The Night


Chopping Mall, 1986

At a mall, a new fleet of robotic security enforcers has been acquired to patrol the mall at night, incapacitating any troublemakers. "Nothing can go wrong!" the salesman assures them. Hm. Naturally a crew of early 20-somethings decides to spend the night in the mall, where they soon run afoul of the persistent and very much malfunctioning robots.

LOL, who decided to give these things lasers?

So I was really hoping that this film would deliver on the cheese front, and in that regard the film was a very mixed bag. Do we get the image of a killer robot patiently riding up an escalator? Yes. And that alone earns the film a full popcorn.

But the middle of the movie just absolutely dragged for me. The victims quickly manage to procure very large guns, and there was just too much running around and firing at the robots. Yes, a cold, inhuman robot/AI can make for an imposing antagonist. There is something frightening about running up against a logic that is both absolute and flawed. But aside from the robots delivering a cheery automated farewell after dispatching their victims, there just wasn't enough menace or personality to them.

The characters are largely forgettable. Alison (Kelli Maroney) and Ferdy (Tony O'Dell) are our main leads, something we can tell by the fact that while the others have sex on display beds, they hunker down and watch Attack of the Crab Monsters. (Okay, the film is very meh, but these kids have good taste in movies!). I mean, for heaven's sake, Barbara Crampton is in this thing and I barely registered her.

The kills are okay, with a handful of momentary enjoyable moments, but overall nothing super special.

The problem with Chopping Mall is how totally underwhelming it is.
Given it's schlocky premise, it needed to be either better-than-it-should-be or so-bad-it's-good and it's neither. And, honestly, it could have been but they make poor decisions throughout the narrative that undermine the film, so I have no sympathy for it.





The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Miss Osbourne, 1981

Fanny Osbourne (Marina Pierro) has invited her fiance, Dr. Jekyll (Udo Keir) to a fancy dinner party with her mother (Rita Maiden) and a whole slew of their elite friends. The dinner party is seriously rattled when the unconscious body of a little girl who has been sexually and physically assaulted is found near the home. Later, a young party guest (Magali Noaro) is found brutally raped and murdered in the house. The guests set out to discover who is responsible, while Fanny begins to realize with fascination that her fiance may be connected to the attacks.



Okay.

There is something uniquely frustrating about a movie that flirts with greatness only to let you down via an element that could have been so easily remedied.

Here we have a film that takes the classic Jekyll/Hyde story and views it through the lens of sexual indulgence and violence and also the fascination with those who are sexually indulgent and violent. Right from the get-go, this is a neat take.

The look of this film is fabulous. It exists in this place that's kind of gauzy and kind of grimy at the same time. If you want sheer fabrics, this is your film. At times it does border on the comical, as when a young woman is tucked into bed under a lace sheet. But overall the effect drives home the idea of sexuality simmering just under the surface for all of these characters.

There's also, at least for the first half, a really snarky look at the way that the lower/servant class is regarded as less than human by the dinner guests. Early on, one of the guests, a general (Patrick Magee) shoots and kills the Osbourne coachman. The general regretfully announces the man's death with about the same gravity he'd use to announce that he'd dropped a dinner plate. Later, a male servant's back is used as an impromptu writing surface. When servants are killed in the course of the evening, their deaths go almost unremarked upon.

The second half of the film, though, gets more into the exploration of the fascination with sex and violence, and specifically the way that Fanny is drawn despite herself to these acts. We see one extreme of this played out in another character, the general's daughter (Agnès Daems), who is also drawn to the killer. This character, though, is more akin to the kind of women who fangirl over serial killers. She essentially surrenders herself to Hyde, to the extent of helping torment her father. But despite her carnal longings, there is something childish about her, and Hyde ultimately has no use for her. Fanny's attraction, however, is more complex. This is a woman seeing another side of a person she loves, a side that both frightens and attracts her. It's the extent she'll go to in order to stay a partner to him that propels the last act.

The violence that we see is also pretty fun, with the household's large collection of swords, spears, knives, and bow and arrows getting plenty of good use from the killer and their victims. The use of the bow and arrow within the halls of a wealthy family adds a certain enjoyable absurdity.

So far so good.

But here's where the film loses me, and bear with me. This film is highly sensual and highly sexual, and that fits the lens of the story. The male gaze is highly relevant as we understand the way that the killer sees the world. So then why are we looking at close-ups of vulvas when we aren't in the presence of the killer? When the film's sexual gaze is appropriate, it's really effective. But there are just too many times that the film goes sexual when it doesn't make thematic sense.

But where the problem really lies is in the way that the film totally wimps out when the female gaze becomes critical. You know, the gaze of Fanny as she comes to comprehend what's happening with her fiance and sort through her feelings of fear and arousal? There's a great scene of Fanny watching Jekyll in the bathtub--in this version of the story, he transforms through chemical bath bombs---as he gradually disrobes and starts to transform. Shot very nicely? Yes. Kind of sexy? Yes. But watch how much tapdancing the camera and Keir do to keep from anything but brief flashes of rear nudity. Compare this with a scene where a male character watches a female character. The camera gets right up in that tub, and the character stands with the camera at waist height, once so we get a rear view, and once so we get a front view.

In other words, a film that could have been awesomely transgressive and even-handedly sexy instead comes off as a testament to the fact that even when some people think they're being out there, there's a fundamental cowardice to how male bodies are treated in horror and it's kind of pathetic. (And, no, showing a big fake penis does not count, but points for a character noting that the penis is sharp enough to actually give someone a puncture wound in their abdomen.)

So close to greatness! So stylish! Such good performances! Such cowardice! So disappointing!




I never, in my 5-7 viewings got that feeling about the homeless. And especially knowing Carpenter and god have I read and watched so many interviews with him, he would not have intended that.
My take has always been, since the first time I watched it and still on the last, that because they were disenfranchised they were able to be taken advantage of. And also something about the meek inheriting the Earth and/or the disenfranchised rising up. I'm pretty sure he was actually even making a sociopolitical commentary there.
Right, but there's not even a word or gesture (that I remember) to address this. It may not have been intended, but the reality is that images of homeless people are repeatedly used to convey threat and homeless people commit several violent acts on screen.

I just don't see what the commentary would be. In the IMDb trivia section, it's noted that they were told to act as if they "have no souls." So why are these homeless people soulless? And actually, they aren't possessed like the other characters, right, because when it all ends they just wander off?

I agree with you completely on your second complaint. The movie has so many moments that fly in the face of logic at times when logic is actually not in question that it just irks the hell out of me. (I'm so disappointed that my review was lost to the closing of Corri because I spent a LOT of time on it and specified so many issues I had with it, like this, that I do not wanna have to watch this film an EIGHTH time to make my points again.)
As with a lot of horror movies, those annoyances really jump out at you when you're not gelling with the film. For me, these were more minor quibbles. I liked the mood of it and the overall story. And I think the ending is pretty great. I'm liking the last 10 minutes more and more as I think back on them.



The problem with Chopping Mall is how totally underwhelming it is.
Given it's schlocky premise, it needed to be either better-than-it-should-be or so-bad-it's-good and it's neither. And, honestly, it could have been but they make poor decisions throughout the narrative that undermine the film, so I have no sympathy for it.
Exactly. This movie needed to be more over the top. It feels like it went 48% in that direction then gave up.



I'm still wondering how the killbots in Chopping Mall look "ethnic" lol.



13. Phantasm (1979/Peacock)(Rewatch)



A couple of orphaned brothers find out that the local mortician is
WARNING: "Spoily" spoilers below
transforming corpses into shrunken mutants to use as slaves in another dimension
Yes, really.

I enjoyed Phantasm more now than the first time I watched it. It's creative, has a great soundtrack, and I liked the dynamic between the brothers. They clearly love each other, but their age gap creates some tension as the older brother tries to keep his younger brother out of trouble. The Tall Man is a cool villain, who is imposing without saying much. He just needs to growl "boyyyy" to get his point across. I'm looking forward to watching Phantasm II soon.



I'm still wondering how the killbots in Chopping Mall look "ethnic" lol.
I can't believe I forgot to mention that line! Yes, the constant comments from the peanut gallery during the unveiling was a very "huh?" element.

I enjoyed Phantasm more now than the first time I watched it. It's creative, has a great soundtrack, and I liked the dynamic between the brothers. They clearly love each other, but their age gap creates some tension as the older brother tries to keep his younger brother out of trouble. The Tall Man is a cool villain, who is imposing without saying much. He just needs to growl "boyyyy" to get his point across. I'm looking forward to watching Phantasm II soon.
So I love Phantasm. And I mean I LOVE Phantasm. I think it is pretty close to perfect.

Others will, I'm sure, have very different thoughts about this, but I ended up bailing on Phantasm 2 just because something about the energy of it wasn't working for me. The first film is dreamy and somber and kind of sentimental in a powerful way, and the second film did not seem to live in that same space.

Though I know many people consider it the best of the series, so, *shrug*.





The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Miss Osbourne, 1981
For me, a big missed opportunity was not having Udo Kier play both Jekyll and Hyde. Have him in heartthrob mode as Jekyll, and evil weirdo mode as Hyde. He coulda nailed both!



Also, Chopping Mall is probably not a great movie, but I think it’s pretty well paced (something at least reasonably fun is happening most of the time), and a little Kelli Maroney goes a long way.