Sexy Celebrity and Honeykid's "Sex and the City" Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sex and the City Commentaries

[Swan]

I've been thinking how cool it would be to do a TV show commentary. Have fun you two.

[honeykid]

I've been thinking of a tv commentary for ages. I thought I might do something with Friends or Buffy. Now the Buffy thing is coming about and now this. Anyone want to do Friends? God knows if it'd work with a sitcom or not.

[honeykid]

Ready?

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Season 1, Episode 1:

"Sex and the City"

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am ready. Press play.

[honeykid]

Press play

[honeykid]

I've not seen this for a good 7 years, at least.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sex and the City theme song.

The Twin Towers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here is a Movie Forums commentary first!

A TV show commentary!

[honeykid]

What is she wearing in the opening titles? Never good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

SEX AND THE CITY.

[honeykid]

Ah, Charlotte. My favourite.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Co-starring Chris Noth as Mr. Big.

[honeykid]

The thing you always take with you on a Saturday night out. Your friends.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Susan Seidelman directed this. I think I've heard of her.

[honeykid]

I remember when Danny had more than one though and they all went up my ass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are we watching the right episode?????

I've got this strange English couple having sex. Now they're buying a townhouse.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Welcome to the Age of Un-Innocence."

[Sexy Celebrity]

This first episode is strange and it sucks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But there's some sweaty guys working out at the gym.

[honeykid]

Dammit. My friends pu themn in the wrong way around. With you in a minute.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oooh, Miranda's at the salad bar and her hair is shorter. I want that salad bar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll pause at the dorky guy at the computer.

[honeykid]

OK, how far along are yoU?

[Sexy Celebrity]

5 minutes and 45 seconds. Dorky guy in glasses with curly hair at the computer. Tell me when to press play.

[honeykid]

OK, Skip at the computer.

[honeykid]

Press play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes! Right. His name is Skip.

Isn't he Miranda's first boyfriend?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda, I want your salad!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, there's drag queens. One with big green hair.

[honeykid]

She dates Skip, yes. This programme was much better once they dropped the vox pop stuff.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vox pop stuff?

[Sexy Celebrity]

How could women watch this and stay skinny when they showcase so much tasty food?

[honeykid]

The public talking to the camera stuff.

[honeykid]

How could women watch this and stay skinny when they showcase so much tasty food?
They don't. That's why they eat it while eating cake and drinking.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The public talking to the camera stuff.

Yeah, this happens a lot in this episode, and I think maybe some others. Then they get smart and drop it.

[honeykid]

Charlotte didn't like The Last Seduction.

[honeykid]

Love Stanford.

[Sexy Celebrity]

'90s laptop.

[honeykid]

The loathe of your life is at the bar.

[honeykid]

Carrie's going all Linda Fiorentina.

[honeykid]

She's left him blueballed.

[honeykid]

Mr Big.

[honeykid]

Love the little stumble as she leaves.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is their first meeting???

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the way he waved at her.

[honeykid]

Her and Big? Yes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Skipper. Not Skip.

[honeykid]

Don't tell her I'm nice. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

BTW, some of these episodes of Sex and the City -- I may not have seen them. I've seen most of them, but I'm not sure if I've seen them all. So, some might be new.

[honeykid]

Skipper. Not Skip.
Doesn't Miranda call him that occassionally. Skip was Family Ties. Though he was also Skipper, but they called him Skip.

[honeykid]

Did an model bomb go off in here?

[honeykid]

BTW, some of these episodes of Sex and the City -- I may not have seen them. I've seen most of them, but I'm not sure if I've seen them all. So, some might be new.
They'll all feel new to me. :D

[honeykid]

Mr Big is the next Donald Trump.

[honeykid]

Samantha had the kind of self deluded self confidence which leads to men like Ross Perot running for President. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

This show is like The Golden Girls if the The Golden Girls were all in their 30's. The four women kind of remind me of the four Golden Girls. Samantha is obviously Blanche. Charlotte is Rose. Miranda is kinda Dorothy-ish. Carrie isn't very Sophia-like, but maybe.

[honeykid]

Charlotte's dream shattered. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charlotte is a good character, but I think she's actually my least favorite. The others are just more interesting to me than her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wouldn't want someone else, though, in her place.

[honeykid]

Charlotte's just gorgeous.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought I'd seen this episode before, but now I don't know.....

[honeykid]

Was that a John Wayne impression?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm ready to get into some heavy S&TC stuff. Screw this Capote Duncan, one episode only crap.

[honeykid]

They all look so young. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

They all look so young. :D

Except Carrie......

and Miranda......

and Samantha......

Charlotte looks young. I guess.

[honeykid]

I'm ready to get into some heavy S&TC stuff. Screw this Capote Duncan, one episode only crap.
That's the problem with loving something like this or Buffy. When you go back and watch from the start, you miss the characters and stories that are yet to happen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They didn't even need to make this whole series. Here's Carrie with Mr. Big. That's who she's gonna marry. Story complete.

[Sexy Celebrity]

THAT'S IT??? That's the end of the episode???

God. I don't think I've seen that episode before.

Want to watch the next one?

[honeykid]

Except Carrie......

and Miranda......

and Samantha......

Charlotte looks young. I guess.
No, they all look so much younger. Miranda and Charlotte look young(er) I guess because I didn't know them before S&TC started.

[honeykid]

THAT'S IT??? That's the end of the episode???

God. I don't think I've seen that episode before.

Want to watch the next one?

Yep.. I'll wait until you've posted the episode title. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Season 1, Episode 2:

"Models and Mortals"

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm playing.

[honeykid]

Play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Old movie stars you'd like to f**k when they were young. Honeykid, your answer?

[honeykid]

They didn't even need to make this whole series. Here's Carrie with Mr. Big. That's who she's gonna marry. Story complete.
that's one of the things that really pissed off some of the fans of the earlier series. It definitely becomes the thing it oppossed at the start. They all end up with mr right and, to complete their lives, they needed a man.

[honeykid]

Old movie stars you'd like to f**k when they were young. Honeykid, your answer?

Marilyn Monroe, obviously.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why do they have to be young? What's wrong with them old?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charlie Sheen?

(that's not my answer -- although, I'd go with it).

[honeykid]

Because he's talking about old movie stars, not "old" movies stars. It's not age, it's way back when.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So he dates models. You date women, Cynthia Nixon!

[honeykid]

So obviously not a model

In a good way.

[honeykid]

What am I? Your intellectual beard for the evening?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Model Country Safari. Manhattan.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ugh. Now they're eating Chinese food.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's all they do on Golden Girls, too. Eat!

[honeykid]

It's like that on the underground in London during midday. But they're not dressed like that. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I actually have some leftover Chinese food in the fridge. Now I'm gonna have to finish it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charlotte looked the best out of them there. Nice outfit.

[honeykid]

See, this is where they're wrong. Women eat because they can't compete with the models in the magazines, but men do the same... Because they'll never get the women in the magazines. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

XANDERELLA

Super Model!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That Nick guy is an actor I know of. Josh Pais, I think his name is.

Ooooh, that guy working out.

[honeykid]

It's not like models don't have brains. They have them, they just don't need them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's that other detective in Scream 3. The one not played by ... Patrick Dempsey.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Carrie's stepped inside a creepy '90s movie starring Sharon Stone.

[honeykid]

Flatliners! :D

[honeykid]

Carrie's stepped inside a creepy '90s movie starring Sharon Stone.

I was thinking of that, Sliver, too. But then I thought of Flatliners.

[honeykid]

Eating again. Maybe there should be a drinking game where you do a shot everytime they eat. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Carrie's fur coat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Eating again. Maybe there should be a drinking game where you do a shot everytime they eat. :D

We'd die.

[honeykid]

Flip phones. Loved those. They were cool.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why are they so worried about freakin' models?!?!?!

[honeykid]

I like Carrie's fur coat.

Nah, it looks moth-eaten.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not thrilled by Derek.

[honeykid]

Why are they so worried about freakin' models?!?!?!
Because they're women. Women on TV.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha's all furry, too.

[honeykid]

You couldn't get seats right on the runway?

You can see all the flaws from this angle

[honeykid]

Sam's about to make herself feel better. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nice ass on Derek, though.

[honeykid]

Eating again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. BIG deal. He was in the last episode.

[honeykid]

Big's first appearance in the episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know. Yawn.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't take me wrong -- I like Big. He's better looking than most of the other guys they date, I feel. But we all know what happens.

[honeykid]

Yeah, I rarely cared about Big and Carrie. It had it's moments though. Especially at the end when we'd had to put up with The Russian.

[honeykid]

Samantha couldn't be more determined now. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uh oh. She's stealing Stanford's man.

[honeykid]

Stanford's not going to be happy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would kill her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This would be the end of my S&TC career if I was Stanford.

[honeykid]

For a man you couldn't have?

[Sexy Celebrity]

For a man you couldn't have?

1. It's not impossible.

2. She's his friend.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda and her salad bar again!

[honeykid]

He's not gay. So it's not going to happen.

[honeykid]

Miranda and her salad bar again!
But now the only food she's buying is cat food.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's not gay. So it's not going to happen.

You never know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, dear. He only tapes models................

[honeykid]

Is the site a little slow for you? When I post, sometimes, it takes a 5-10 seconds to refresh.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright, I'm starting to find Stanford attractive now.... he's all hairy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think I'm having problems with the site.

[honeykid]

Oh, dear. He only tapes models................

Sam's getting her close-up

[Sexy Celebrity]

Carrie, you are a bitch.

[honeykid]

Big's given her hope.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's over already????

I have to change out laundry, if you wanna watch another episode. Will take a second.

[honeykid]

Carrie, you are a bitch.

:laugh:

Stanford's happy though. He's more convinced than ever that Derek's gay.

[honeykid]

OK, we'll do another one. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Season 1, Episode 3:

"Bay of Married Pigs"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess this will be about married pigs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope I haven't started without Honeykid....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid? You there? I'm paused on Peter's ass.

[honeykid]

Of course you are. :D OK, I'm back. Be with you in a second.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tell me when you reach Peter's naked ass.

[honeykid]

OK

[honeykid]

Full frontal friend.

That's waaay too much Peter before breakfast.

[Sexy Celebrity]

OK you will or OK you're there?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's not enough Peter for me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why would she mention that to her????!

[honeykid]

How big was it?

Fresh pepper?

[honeykid]

Why would she mention that to her????!
For dramatic purposes. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Maybe he just wanted to show it off -- like a monkey."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Peter was cute.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I remembered that Peter scene.

[honeykid]

Married women are threatened because we can have sex anywhere, any time with any one.

We can?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like that color on Samantha.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want Charlotte's iced tea.

[honeykid]

That women sounds like a french women having sex. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

GOD, they're STILL interviewing strangers!

[honeykid]

WTH is Stanford wearing??!?

[honeykid]

I remember this episode, actually because of the gay couple.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Boy George look.

When Boy George toned himself down.

[honeykid]

Where you registered?

Barneys

I was kidding.

[honeykid]

They think she's gay. :D

[honeykid]

When did being single translate into being gay?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought so. This is the episode where Miranda's matched up with a lesbian.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, you ARE a lesbian, Miranda!

[honeykid]

Am I ahead of you?

[honeykid]

Well, you ARE a lesbian, Miranda!
Was she then?

[Sexy Celebrity]

You are just a bit. It's okay.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Was she then?

I don't know if she was out then, but, I'm sure she was in the works.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Technically, she considers herself bisexual.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her favorite couple, David and Lisa.

They'll never be seen again after this episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This show looks OLD now.

[honeykid]

The back of this guys head looks blue, his hair is so black. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

This guy's kinda cute.

[honeykid]

This is old now. This show's old enough to leave school and have sex in this country. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

City of Angels poster in the background.

[honeykid]

Sam and Charlotte look good. :yup:

[Sexy Celebrity]

When this show arrived on the scene, I was probably just starting puberty. Now I'm one of these 30 somethings.

[honeykid]

He looks a bit like Stephen King did in the 80's. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

He looks a bit like Stephen King did in the 80's. :D

Who???

[honeykid]

Monitor with speakers built into the side. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, that guy.

Eh. Maybe a little bit.

[honeykid]

Who???

They guy who Sam was talking to and was taken away by his wife.,

[honeykid]

Oh, that guy.

Eh. Maybe a little bit.
Yeah, he's not the spit of him or anything.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uh oh, Samantha. Stay away from the tequila shots.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her boobs are about to fall out.

[honeykid]

I said, don't mention it.

I remember this scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I remember this episode kind of well. I'm not sure how it ends.....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Peter's back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uh oh. Her tequila's talking.

[honeykid]

Miranda as the proto lesbian. :D

I like the scene in the lift.

Kisses her.

Yep, definitely straight.

Yeah, you are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, please. She probably took Sid home that night after the shoot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, in real life, Sid probably isn't the lesbian.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks like a vampire going after that doorman.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's too much black. Is that really sexy?

[honeykid]

Actually, in real life, Sid probably isn't the lesbian.
That's what I was going to say. But the site's not refreshing quickly for me atm. Not every time, just now and then.

[honeykid]

That's too much black. Is that really sexy?

Yes,. I'd definitely be there. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

The doorman was cute. He's British, yes?

[honeykid]

Pretty soon, they were visiting china.

[honeykid]

Sounded Irish to me. So, no. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

That was gonna be my next guess. Irish.

[honeykid]

And that's another episode done. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just now got to the china.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are we done or do you wanna do one last one? After that, my clothes should be done.

[honeykid]

I must've gotten a little too far ahead when I caught up.

[honeykid]

Yeah, we'll go another.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Season 1, Episode 4:

"Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alrighty, I'm playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe how fast this is all going.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Once upon a time.....

[honeykid]

I know. 4th episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, God. It's a Carrie and Big moment.

[honeykid]

Big again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Skipper gone for good? I swear, I thought there was more Skipper.

[honeykid]

Is this the episode where they have their first date and keep missing each other or something like that?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, Skipper's not gone. She just mentioned him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this the episode where they have their first date and keep missing each other or something like that?

I don't remember.....

[honeykid]

Is Skipper gone for good? I swear, I thought there was more Skipper.
I'm sure there's more of the Skipper. A good few more episode yet

[Sexy Celebrity]

But I think you're right.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not that we need more Skipper, but I thought there was more.

[honeykid]

Phone's with a cord.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't wait until we get to the season where Samantha dates a woman.

[Sexy Celebrity]

HOLY HELL, that's Timothy Olyphant.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And she says he has a cute butt.

[honeykid]

Ah, I think this has the "then, he spooned me" line.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha looks older in that blue.

[honeykid]

Skipper can't do right for doing wrong.

[Sexy Celebrity]

OUCH. Tongue ring.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The 20-something bar.

The 20-something bar is no longer my bar.

[honeykid]

Samantha looks older in that blue.

She does. I wonder why that is? maybe she's being professional.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Isn't this the episode where they all go to a vacation house and Charlotte pretends to be 27?

[honeykid]

Ah, the ladies "Oh, I'm not too heavy, am I?" I think it's a reflex.

[honeykid]

Isn't this the episode where they all go to a vacation house and Charlotte pretends to be 27?

No. That's when they go to The Hamptons. I think it's season 2, isn't it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha has a princess phone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No. That's when they go to The Hamptons. I think it's season 2, isn't it?

I'm not sure.

[honeykid]

It'd suspect it was later, but Charlotte's not married or divorced, I don't think.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda, you look like a lesbian billboard.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know. I think it's this episode.

[honeykid]

I don't know. I think it's this episode.

It's not. They'd be in the Hampton's by now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe it's not the Hampton's. They go to the Hampton's several times on this show, I believe.

[honeykid]

Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, please. Miranda needs to get the front door opened first.

[honeykid]

Love how the cab driver chuckles at that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I guess this isn't the episode where they go on a vacation.

[honeykid]

How are ya?

Marvellous. I'm going through my second divorce. The second bitch is getting what the first bitch didn't.

[honeykid]

It's season 2, episode 17. Just looked it up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"She yearned for a time when dinner was followed by dessert, not lubricant."

[honeykid]

They made love, the Charlotte way. Polite, respectful and on 300 count Egyptian sheets.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, I remember this time I went to go see someone at their place... and LUBRICANT was already sitting out on his night stand. Ugh.