Sexy Celebrity and Honeykid's "Sex and the City" Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mr. Big looks good here in this bed.

I'd threesome with him and Carrie just for him.

[honeykid]

Will there be food here? The rest of the girls aren't there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't tell me her publicist wants a threesome with Carrie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or whatever that woman is to Carrie.

[honeykid]

It's Dallas!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, god. Ken's mother is calling Samantha.

[honeykid]

Or whatever that woman is to Carrie.

That woman's Big's ex wife.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dallas?

[honeykid]

The three screens looks like the start of Dallas.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That woman's Big's ex wife.

Oh, okay. I'm missing details.

Oh, dear. Ken and his mother want to have sex with Samantha.

[honeykid]

It's gone all Eyes Wide Shut.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now we're in Eyes Wide Shut.

[honeykid]

Left out of a threesome.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Until she spoke, I thought that woman at the party was Samantha....

[honeykid]

Miranda's on the prowl.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda's not butt ugly???

[honeykid]

And that's enough for Miranda, I think.

[honeykid]

Miranda's not butt ugly???

C'mon. She's not ugly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But if you were hoping for perfection, you would be disappointed by Miranda.

[honeykid]

I know you know, she told me she told you.

[honeykid]

But if you were hoping for perfection, you would be disappointed by Miranda.
If I was looking for perfection I'd be disappointed it wasn't Drew.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This show makes me want to never date again.

[honeykid]

And we're through another one.

Give me a couple of minutes, I need a cup of tea.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. Tell me when.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Season 1, Episode 9:

"The Turtle and The Hare."

[honeykid]

OK, I'm back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright?

[honeykid]

Yep. Play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do you think this show will even make the Top 100 MoFo TV Shows list?

[honeykid]

Unlikely. Me, you and eM. Other than that I don't know any big fans here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Brooke is what's her name.

[honeykid]

GREMLINS 2!!!!!!

[honeykid]

Don't like the wedding dress

[Sexy Celebrity]

That woman from Sixteen Candles, Who's That Girl and Home Alone 3.

[honeykid]

He's more boring than exposed brick.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Haviland Morris.

Forgot about Gremlins 2. I never watch that.

[honeykid]

They're the witches of Eastwick

[Sexy Celebrity]

That little boy with the glasses looks like he'd grow up to be someone Miranda would date.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're eating cake.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Haviland Morris acting just like Haviland Morris.

[honeykid]

It's always better to marry someone who loves you more than you love them.

[honeykid]

More split screen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

These women should be severely obese.

[honeykid]

Are you in bed with anyone?

No, are you?

Just three slices of wedding cake. Are you jealous?

Depends what you're going to do with the frosting.

[honeykid]

These women should be severely obese.

No one said they digested it. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Should be four monstrously fat women who can't leave their house, moaning for sex and food.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not their houses. Their apartments.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They'd all have vibrators that get lost inside their fat folds near their vaginas.

[honeykid]

I've just remember Charlotte in this episode. Doesn't she get addicted to the rabbit?

[honeykid]

Later that night, back at the Brier patch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's like Home Improvement with those vibrators.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Samantha's guy that famous English guy?

[Sexy Celebrity]

He looks like someone who's famous for being on one of those reality game shows.

[honeykid]

Probably. He's done loads of stuff.

[honeykid]

More food.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Doesn't she grow to love hanging out with Bernie?

[honeykid]

I think so. I think he goes off with someone else.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha made Bernie look worse, as far as I'm concerned.

[honeykid]

He looks less comfortable.

[honeykid]

Charlotte broke her vagina. :D

[honeykid]

She's staying in with her rabbit. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Boring yoga scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess you just love the chance to see Charlotte.

[honeykid]

Stanford on a street corner.

[honeykid]

I guess you just love the chance to see Charlotte.

Naturally.

[honeykid]

Stanford doesn't have that gay look. :D

[honeykid]

His grandmother doesn't believe in gay.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would go out with Stanford, but if he wore those suits and glasses, he'd scare me away.

[honeykid]

Mrs. Blatch.

[honeykid]

Now, in that scene, she looks gooooooood.

[honeykid]

It's a vibrator, it's not like it's crack. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

They don't mind touching that thing after where it's been?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I mean, I understand someone like you wouldn't mind touching it. And Miranda. But Carrie?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want that dish the turtle is eating.

[honeykid]

Well, it's Charlotte, so it's probably cleaner than most people apartments. :D

[honeykid]

I want that dish the turtle is eating.

Ew. Mushrooms.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love mushrooms. Mushrooms on everything.

[honeykid]

Here comes the truth

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have eaten pasta with just mushrooms.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stanford's a fruit.

[honeykid]

Should something as disgusting as a mushroom find its way into my food, it stays on the plate.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They have a good texture and flavor.

[honeykid]

They have a good texture and flavor.
I disagree on both counts.

Another episode?

[Sexy Celebrity]

You wanna watch the next three later? I feel like getting some chow after seeing all that food.

[honeykid]

Yep, that's fine.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cool. Thanks, Honeykid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Season 1, Episode 10:

"The Baby Shower"

[honeykid]

Play

[honeykid]

Is this the one with the mental old friend who's settled down?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had a steak and cheese sub from Jerry's with other stuff on it between this and the last episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this the one with the mental old friend who's settled down?

That doesn't ring any bells.

[honeykid]

Nice handwriting.

[honeykid]

They're eating again. Seriously this should be a drinking game.

[honeykid]

Yep, it's the mental ex friend.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're eating again. Seriously this should be a drinking game.

You'd be in Betty Ford.

[honeykid]

She ****s on my couch, she buys it.

Isn't that how you bought it from me?

[honeykid]

Great song.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Carrie's cowboy hat.

I don't know if I've seen this episode before.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This chick actually has some breasts. So many women don't.

[honeykid]

Carrie looks good in the pink cowboy hat.

[honeykid]

This chick actually has some breasts. So many women don't.
Looked fake to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Doesn't matter if they're fake breasts. At least there's something there.

[honeykid]

lol... Charlotte and the gift basket. It's coming.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can you tell breasts are fake by feeling them? I've never had the experience of figuring this out.

[honeykid]

Here it is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I have seen this episode. I remember that basket.

[honeykid]

Can you tell breasts are fake by feeling them? I've never had the experience of figuring this out.

Me neither, but I'd guess so.

[honeykid]

Oh, Toto. I don't think we're in Manhattan anymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Toto got zapped.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I liked Samantha saying, "Does anybody know how to drive?"

[Sexy Celebrity]

If you're gonna eat anything you want, does that mean we're gonna see it happen?

[honeykid]

Love the way they introduce her gift. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, do they all love the basket, too?

[honeykid]

How adoreable does Charlotte look with that bow on her head?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This pregnant woman isn't the same woman we just saw stripping, is she?

[honeykid]

Demi Moore. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Miranda's Beetlejuice shirt.

[honeykid]

This pregnant woman isn't the same woman we just saw stripping, is she?

Yes

[Sexy Celebrity]

Demi Moore. :D

I remember that Vanity Fair issue. My parents collected it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they're interviewing the people at the baby shower....

[honeykid]

If you asked for it, you're probably too old to have it. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Captain Spaulding and his mommy are probably in there, at the party.

[honeykid]

As usual, I'm ahead of you. I'll pause

[honeykid]

Captain Spaulding and his mommy are probably in there, at the party.
:laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, I'm passed those women now.

I'm at the mental friend and her hat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Although, why is she mental?

[honeykid]

She stole Charlotte's baby name.

[honeykid]

Although, why is she mental?
It's her crazy past.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha is always quick to cuss someone out. There's no rationality with her.

[honeykid]

What's going on?

She stole my baby name!

You bitch!

[honeykid]

I remembered that exchange.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha's like a robot.

"What's going on?"

"She stole my baby name!"

"YOU BITCH."

[honeykid]

She goes off the rails again towards the end, I think. Tries to be her old self.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What was the stolen baby name? I didn't hear it.

[honeykid]

I was once 10 days late.

Really? Were you having sex?

.... No.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, Shayla.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, give me a break. She can still name her kid Shayla.

[honeykid]

What was the stolen baby name? I didn't hear it.
It's pronounced Shayla

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess the anger is more that she couldn't be the first person in her group of friends to name the kid Shayla, so now it would seem like Charlotte is being an unoriginal copycat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, "Shayla" was on Charlotte's pillow.

[honeykid]

Some parents get a little weird about that if they've chosen a really unusual name.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, you do end up with one kid, Miranda.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Shayla's not even really that unusual. Not anymore. Not in this world today.

[honeykid]

Dallas again. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

She IS crazy. Samantha just called her a bitch and now this woman wants to go to her party.

[honeykid]

"I don't have a baby! Everybody drink!"

[honeykid]

She looks like the woman from Dharma & Greg

[honeykid]

When this episode ends, I need to take a short break.
OK.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Something just came up. Might be 5-10 minutes.

[honeykid]

That's ok.

[honeykid]

Hey you ****ers! Who wants to see my ****?

One lone man - I'll take a look.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This lady's crazier than me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Unless she's drunk. Is she drunk? I don't think she's drunk.

[honeykid]

No biggie. :laugh:

[honeykid]

Unless she's drunk. Is she drunk? I don't think she's drunk.

No, she's not drunk.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is a dumb episode. Obviously, Carrie's not really pregnant. Not this early in the show.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, she got her period. I'll be right back.

[honeykid]

And that's the episode.

Let me know when you're back. :)

[Camo]

What are you two watching?

[honeykid]

We were watching Sex & The City. Season 1 episode 10, I think.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Season 1, Episode 11:

"The Drought"

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll press play when you tell me to.

[honeykid]

Ok, I'm here.

Play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright.

[honeykid]

Moon River.

[honeykid]

Mr Big in glasses.

[honeykid]

Carrie's a little too comfortable. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, no. She farted. Commit suicide.

[honeykid]

Eating again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Eating and fake farting.

[honeykid]

Chinese meal. Yes please.

[honeykid]

Big's too tired.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor Miranda. How would she survive now, in a Post-Blockbuster world?

[honeykid]

About time for Miranda to bump into Skipper again, don't you think?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Has she? I don't see Skipper.

Oh, you mean to correct her sex problem.

[honeykid]

Has she? I don't see Skipper.

Oh, you mean to correct her sex problem.

Yes.

[honeykid]

Normal is the halfway point between how much you want and how much you can get.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sex is a barometer for what's happening in the relationship.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sure Samantha hooks up with the instructor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Like, right now.

[honeykid]

I remember this episode now. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like his silvery jacket thing.

[honeykid]

I'm sure Samantha hooks up with the instructor.

She gets him in the end... So to speak.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She gets him in the end... So to speak.

I figured she'd ruin him.

[honeykid]

I like his silvery jacket thing.
Really? :nope: Looks like he's just run a marathon.

[honeykid]

I figured she'd ruin him.
Actually, I'm not so sure now. Maybe she tries the foreplay thing he's doing and then loses it and shags some guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not having sex is sexually deviant?

Interesting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Really? :nope: Looks like he's just run a marathon.

It looks masculine to me.

[honeykid]

It's the Prozac with him, isn't it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That would be me. Dating the sex maniac.

[honeykid]

After a while, it's kinda like a taffypull. :D

[honeykid]

BLOCKBUSTERS

[Sexy Celebrity]

A Blockbuster Video tape.

[honeykid]

Look at Sam. :rotfl:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sure Samantha will break him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

At the end of the episode, everyone will get sex. Including Miranda.

[honeykid]

There's no way a rich single guy of that age has a tv that small. Even in the late 90's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's no way a rich single guy of that age has a tv that small. Even in the late 90's.

Maybe he has a thing for little TV's.

[honeykid]

She's come this far. She could afford not to come at all.

[honeykid]

Maybe he has a thing for little TV's.
:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do it, Miranda! Quick drop him!

What's with all the Blockbusters?

[honeykid]

Miranda's in dungerees and has looked much dykier.

[honeykid]

Do it, Miranda! Quick drop him!

What's with all the Blockbusters?
I think she goes at him at the end of the episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Carrie's David Bowie shirt.

[honeykid]

90's version of matinee ladies.

[Camo]

Just skipped through the first ep commentary, you two are hilarious together.

[honeykid]

I'm warning you ladies. If I make it to four months, I'm humping one of you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm warning you ladies. If I make it to four months, I'm humping one of you.

I'm surprised she hasn't after four seconds.

[honeykid]

Just skipped through the first ep commentary, you two are hilarious together.

Thanks Camo.:)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I remember this part. Where she asks the guy at the yoga meeting. He's hot, too.

[honeykid]

Isn't your arm getting tired?

No, it's not. And I think it's beginning to work

It's not. And I'm beginning to chaffe.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's something about Charlotte's face that just reminded me of Drew Barrymore.

[honeykid]

OK, now I'm going to have to go back and look. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

It was a pouty look she made that made me think of it.

[honeykid]

I'll check it later.

[honeykid]

Oh, hell. We can do better than that.

[honeykid]

BRB

[Sexy Celebrity]

But did Miranda ever get any sex???

[honeykid]

Nope.

[honeykid]

Ready for the last episode of the season?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah. This will have to be the last one for the day, okay?

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Season 1, Episode 12:

"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"

[honeykid]

Yep. Set it up.

[honeykid]

Play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Finally, another naked guy.

[honeykid]

Miranda's finally getting some again.

[Camo]

There's nothing better than leaving this for a few minutes, then refreshing to see a perfectly valid discussion about the power of the dildo :p

[honeykid]

Thomas John Anderson? Is he some kind of dick? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

We'll probably never see Skipper again.

[honeykid]

Miranda's dating Catholic Guy

[honeykid]

We'll probably never see Skipper again.

I think we do.

[honeykid]

Big takes his mum to church every Sunday. She doesn't like Carrie if I remember correctly.

[honeykid]

Is this the one where Sam goes after the priest?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd be bored sitting in church again....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this the one where Sam goes after the priest?

Hmmm, I don't know.

[honeykid]

Charlotte could be Tinkerbell in that dress.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did you see Drew Barrymore in Charlotte or was it just me?

[honeykid]

Apparently not. :D

[honeykid]

Did you see Drew Barrymore in Charlotte or was it just me?
I'll go back to it after we've finished.

[honeykid]

I'd be bored sitting in church again....

Again?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, I thought you were checking a moment ago.

[honeykid]

Sam's not shagging him. :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Again?

Well, I was never a regular church goer, but my sister used to like to go sometimes when I was a kid, and I'd go with her. My sister was much older than me.

[Swan]

Sexy, if I said I hate this show even though I've never seen it, what would you say?

[honeykid]

All that ******** you spout about not sleep with him right away actually paid off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sexy, if I said I hate this show even though I've never seen it, what would you say?

I'd say leave me alone, I'm watching it.

[honeykid]

Charlotte's scared Samantha will marry before she does.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And you're making me miss a psychic scene.