Sexy Celebrity and Honeykid's "Sex and the City" Commentaries!

[Swan]

Good answer.

I don't hate it by the way. Because I've never seen it.

[honeykid]

Boom mike in shot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What a mean psychic. Usually they just tell you what you wanna hear.

[honeykid]

Big doesn't want to take Carrie to church with mother.

[honeykid]

Miranda's freaking him out.

[honeykid]

Oh, look. It's the King Of Sarcasm.

[honeykid]

Shower of Shame. :D

[honeykid]

Is this the guy with the tiny dick?

[Sexy Celebrity]

On one hand, I'm glad she's no longer going to see that crazy freak. On another hand, she should have just kept her mouth shut.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this the guy with the tiny dick?

Yep.

And I knew that was coming, so to speak.

[honeykid]

It is!

OK, I'm ready. Put it in!

It is in.

[honeykid]

She could go to Ascot in that hat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Carrie's head looks like a planet with that hat.

[honeykid]

No, they saw me. I can't just pray and run.

[honeykid]

I quite like Carrie in that dress.

[honeykid]

My mother doesn't need to meet another girlfriend. :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's a nice dress. A little too plain for my taste, but works with that hat.

[honeykid]

It's the church of disco

[honeykid]

Love this song, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Don't lie -- you're in a church?"

There's no better place to lie.

[honeykid]

I'm turning into one of those couples I hate - and I'm loving it!

[honeykid]

It's the Skipper

[honeykid]

I love the way Samantha perseveres with this guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You think Skipper would have stayed Miranda's man throughout the whole show if ... I dunno, if something hadn't happened? Like maybe he didn't want to continue with it or something.

[honeykid]

I love this scene. :laugh:

Why? Why does he have a small dick. I really love him.

[honeykid]

How is he with his tongue?

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16144&stc=1&d=1404693682

[honeykid]

Charlotte's getting desperate with her voodoo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"When I blow him, it's like.... NOTHING!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's gone to see Miss Cleo.

[honeykid]

You are cursed. But don't worry, for $100 we can reverse it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charlotte's cursed.

[honeykid]

Carrie's very Holly Golightly in this episode with her gloves.

[honeykid]

And he's driving away.

[Camo]

Swan. You have to admit you couldn't have dreamt of a better pair to comment on a show like this. Legends :)

[honeykid]

Wynkoop. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big's gone.

And that's it for Season 1 of Sex and the City.

[Sexy Celebrity]

STAY TUNED for Season 2.

[honeykid]

Swan. You have to admit you couldn't have dreamt of a better pair to comment on a show like this. Legends :)

Yeah Swan, admit it. :mad: :D

[honeykid]

Really enjoyed that season and the commentary. Thanks, SC. :) Looking forward to season 2.

Now I'm going to look and see if I can see Drew Barrymore in Charlotte when she's wanking some bloke off. :D

[honeykid]

There's something about Charlotte's face that just reminded me of Drew Barrymore.
It doesn't me. But they both pout quite nicely. I like a good pout. :D

[Camo]

I'm looking forward to season 3 for you two and my amusement if i can be here again :)

[honeykid]

You can, but why would you skip season 2? ;)

[Swan]

Yeah Swan, admit it. :mad: :D

I admit nothing!

Now I'm going to look and see if I can see Drew Barrymore in Charlotte when she's wanking some bloke off. :D

This sentence confuses me.

[honeykid]

Then you need to read the commentary for the episode Drought.

[Swan]

Why can't you ever just give me what I want honeykid? :p

[honeykid]

If you don't work for it, you won't appreciate it. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16191&stc=1&d=1404958506

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16365&stc=1&d=1405573068

Season 2, Episode 1:

"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

[Sexy Celebrity]

You ready?

[Swan]

How many seasons are there?

[honeykid]

Ready?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes.

[honeykid]

Six

[honeykid]

Play

[honeykid]

Have you asked for an audience, SC?

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a lot more of these to do. The seasons only get longer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you asked for an audience, SC?

No, but if they watch us, it's fine.

[Swan]

There's a lot more of these to do. The seasons only get longer.

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/vader.jpg

[honeykid]

Carrie looks like ****.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They called Carrie "Anne Frank."

[honeykid]

Ah, smoking. I miss smoking sometimes.

Get your coat on Anne Frank, we're going out.

[honeykid]

Charlotte believes in the Break up rule.. Half the time you dated.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just remembered this dream I had one time. I was talking to this new guy and I had this dream that I was with the Sex and the City girls, talking about him.

[honeykid]

You're giving him too much power. You broke up with him, remember?

And that makes me what? Happy?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha's in a monogamous relationship?

Oh wait, she does have those at times.

[honeykid]

Samantha is still with Mr Small.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's still with the guy with the tiny penis????

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sluts just shouldn't have monogamous relationships. They won't stick to it. Personal experience.

[honeykid]

Samantha's in a monogamous relationship?

Oh wait, she does have those at times.

She has about three, I think. This guy, James Remar and Smith.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was just about to say Samantha's hot dog must symbolize her boyfriend, and she just proved it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She also dated that woman.

[honeykid]

I don't think you ladies understand the seriousness of my situation. How would you like to make love every night, to this? *shows Carrie a sausage*

Is it kosher?

[honeykid]

She also dated that woman.
But that wasn't a relationship, though, was it? One episode?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm gonna have to have a hot dog later. I've got corn dogs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But that wasn't a relationship, though, was it? One episode?

It lasted several episodes, I think.

[honeykid]

Did you see that bulge?

He was wearing a cup.

Well, honey, his cup runneth over.

[honeykid]

Miranda looks bad in this episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was trying to look at his ass, but my typing got in the way.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda looks bad in this episode.

I think she looks spunky.

[honeykid]

Nobody rebounds with a new Yankee

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's a New Carrie.

[honeykid]

:laugh:@sam

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's being all perverted.

[honeykid]

See, still doing the vox pops stuff.

[Sexy Celebrity]

THEY'RE STILL INTERVIEWING STRANGERS?!?!?!?!?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't need to hear the opinions of the fat peanut lady!

[honeykid]

Before selfies were selfies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I recently got rid of some old pics of an ex....

[honeykid]

Ah, the Rearranger. :D

[honeykid]

Two single gals out on the town with our ballplayers. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

And there's Mr. Big.

[honeykid]

Carrie and Charlotte looked good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or, maybe not.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Carrie's got another fur coat. Not sure if it's the same one from last season.

[honeykid]

Palmpilots are amazing. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't some fur activists ruin Samantha's fur coat or something in a future episode?

[honeykid]

Carrie's got another fur coat. Not sure if it's the same one from last season.

Pretty sure it's the same one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sure PETA's gotta be noticing these fur coats already. At the time these came out.

[honeykid]

Don't some fur activists ruin Samantha's fur coat or something in a future episode?
Yes.

[honeykid]

You've been dating this guy for three weeks and you haven't seen his balls yet?

[honeykid]

Seriosuly, how bad does she look?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was once with a guy who didn't want his balls.

"What's the point of them?" he asked me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Seriosuly, how bad does she look?

It's funny, though. She's visual humor.

[honeykid]

I think she dumps him this episode, doesn't she?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think she dumps him this episode, doesn't she?

It wouldn't surprise me. She's gotta be free to explore new men for the new season.

[honeykid]

Sam's the visual humour in this episode. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

She decided to bring in a vibrator.

[Sexy Celebrity]

SLIDE IT IN!

[honeykid]

Again she looks awful. She's actually getting worse.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charlotte hasn't had sex with her boyfriend yet?

[honeykid]

Nope.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here comes Miranda the Lesbian Overalls Clown.

[honeykid]

And here's Big.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I remember this part.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Good song.

[honeykid]

Yeah, I liked this song, too.

[honeykid]

Big's broke Carrie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's fascinating seeing the Carrie/Big relationship play out, really. Too bad it's just TV.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's crying over Big.

[honeykid]

A payphone?!?!?!?!?!:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I miss payphones.

[honeykid]

Eating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get why they don't still have payphones everywhere. They really should keep them around for people who don't have cell phones. Right?

[honeykid]

Wouldn't make any money out of it.

There's still a payphone about 100 yards from where I'm sitting right now.

[honeykid]

And we're over. Next one?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know, but there should at least be a couple somewhere. I'm sure people would use it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16366&stc=1&d=1405573338

Season 2, Episode 2:

"The Awful Truth"

[honeykid]

Go

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I HATE stories about people who only appear in one episode.

[honeykid]

It's the Third Watch woman.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd rather see Carrie cry over Big continuously than meet one-episoders.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why does she actually call her SUSAN SHARON? She used both names.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I dated him.

[honeykid]

I'm fine with one episodeers. They fill a purpose.

Is this the one where Carrie breaks this couple up? then they get back together?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, please. She's happy.

[honeykid]

Eating

[honeykid]

I've told quite a few people to leave their other half.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Samantha's wide, stretchy blouse thing.

[honeykid]

She's still dating Mr. Small.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've told quite a few people to leave their other half.

Yourself or was that a quote I missed?

[honeykid]

Ummm... What you said. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sex is a time to chat, Miranda. Get with it. He was hot.

[honeykid]

Yourself or was that a quote I missed?

No, me myself.

[honeykid]

Love Charlotte here. :D Cracks me up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda looks like some kind of 1950's rock and roll guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ummm... What you said. :D

Was this about Samantha's blouse?

[honeykid]

Was this about Samantha's blouse?

No, that was Miranda's response to the guy's dirty talk.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't let that nutty Susan Sharon stay at your place.

[honeykid]

Ugh. I had to go to the dentist today. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, that's a little too talky.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're having a sex commentary.

[honeykid]

A SAUSAGE! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Talking dirty is really Miranda's thing.

[honeykid]

He's a dog, not an Oracle.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That dog hates Susan Sharon, too.

[honeykid]

Ooh, sparkly dressing gown.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't care for that sweater thing on Carrie.

[honeykid]

I like Charlotte and Carrie's knitwear in this scene.

[honeykid]

I don't care for that sweater thing on Carrie.

:laugh: I just said the opposite.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks old in that thing. And the hair with it..... ugh.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They all looked bad.

[honeykid]

She looks too thin in this scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks better here than in the restaurant scene, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Although she kinda looks like an overgrown teenager.

[honeykid]

Looks better here than in the restaurant scene, though.
I disagree. She is tiny, though, so she's rarely going to look curvy with those hips.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now this is the same outfit Samantha wore in the restaurant. It works better at the psychologist's office.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They made the psychologist terrifying looking.

[honeykid]

What can I say? I need a big dick.

I hear that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha confesses that his penis is too small.

He says her vagina is too big.

[honeykid]

They made the psychologist terrifying looking.

She looks really familiar. Is she someone who's in lots of stuff or something I used to watch a lot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like Miranda's boyfriend's getting tired of her.

[honeykid]

Here's the end of Miranda's relationship.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks really familiar. Is she someone who's in lots of stuff or something I used to watch a lot.

I don't know, but she looks familiar to me, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think he's a gay guy. Her talker boyfriend. Now ex-boyfriend.

1.) Dates Miranda. Looks like a man.
2.) Likes a finger in his ass.
3.) Likes hearing the word "cock."

[honeykid]

Here comes Big and his male friend. Carrie will be pleased.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Unless Big's gone gay.

[honeykid]

I like Carrie's look in this scene.

[honeykid]

Doesn't Sharon go off with this bloke?

[honeykid]

And now Charlotte's going to get rid of the dog.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I got distracted. I was trying to figure out who the familiar psychologist was.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought she was The Oracle in one of the Matrix movies, but she's not.

[honeykid]

And there goes another episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I need a 5 minute break, if we're gonna watch another show.

[honeykid]

Looking at her IMDB page, I think she just has done a bit of stuff and has one of those faces you remember.

[honeykid]

OK. We can stop if you want or do you just want the break>

[Sexy Celebrity]

Up to you. I could do more.

[honeykid]

Take 5 then. We'll do more when you're ready.

[Sexy Celebrity]

BRB.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16367&stc=1&d=1405573469

Season 2, Episode 3:

"The Freak Show"

[honeykid]

Ready?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press play.

[honeykid]

I made a cup of tea, too. I also have a digestive. Plain one, though. No chocolate.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A digestive....

It sounds like stomach medicine.

[honeykid]

This is the episode with Mr Pussy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had quite a few digestives. Why I took longer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, so she's done with the small penis.

[honeykid]

A digestive....

It sounds like stomach medicine.
Apparently it's most like a Graham's Cracker. But it's softer, more crumbly and thicker.

[honeykid]

Oh, so she's done with the small penis.

Yeah, she's blown him out. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

He just called her old?

[honeykid]

I think you should know my specialty is sexual harrassment.

Mine too.

[honeykid]

He just called her old?

Ooooooohhh.. She's gone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He was fine in those suspenders. The S&M closet, though, was too much and too silly for him.

[honeykid]

There's your man, SC. You'd love him.

[honeykid]

Eating

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think he would have freaked me out, too. He's too passive. And being in the closet like that is weird.

[honeykid]

If a man is over 30 and single, there's a reason. It's Darwinian.

What about us?

We're choosy

[honeykid]

Here he comes... And so will she. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like this blue bathroom.

[honeykid]

Charlotte looks fantastic here.

[honeykid]

*woman appears from stall*

You have to be talking about Mitch Sailor.. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hate Carrie's flowery outfit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This episode already seems bad.

[honeykid]

Yep, me too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

MY GOD. Those ears on that guy behind Carrie in line.

[honeykid]

He wouldn't have to lean closer with those ears. :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

They must have given him that role specifically because of those ears.

[honeykid]

Talking directly to the camera. It's been a while since they did that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's a Charlotte orgasm marathon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She saw God 7 times.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"If Mitch was a freak, Charlotte was ready to run away and join the circus."

[honeykid]

Friday... Friday... Friday... Friday. That Friday Charlotte saw God seven times.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Webs between his fingers? Like webbed fingers?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or does that mean she senses something about him?

[honeykid]

Webs between his fingers? Like webbed fingers?
This one.

Did you see the brazilian family with an extra finger?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess it means she thinks he's a freak.

[honeykid]

I had the fat from my ass put into my face.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They always have these friends they run into in one episode, and we never see them again.

They are TERRIBLE friends to other people except their core group.

[honeykid]

Is this the Sam chemical peel?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this the Sam chemical peel?

Where she comes outside and her face is, like, burned?

I think that's season 5.

Maybe.......

[honeykid]

Where she comes outside and her face is, like, burned?

I think that's season 5.

Maybe.......

That's the one I mean. I've no idea when it was.

[honeykid]

Hang on, honey. You don't hang on to Mr. Pussy. You enjoy him and set him free.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I rather enjoy Season 5 because it was the first one of these S&TC DVD sets I bought.

[honeykid]

Now, Miranda looks nice in this episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She just looks like Miranda to me.

[honeykid]

This was the only S&TC dvd's I bought. I just watched them as they were broadcast.

[honeykid]

Magnum ice cream?

[Sexy Celebrity]

So you only own Season 2?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I watched them as they were broadcast, too.

Not all of them... but quite a few.

But still, time passed and then I bought Season 5 first. Or, actually, I got it as a gift.

[honeykid]

No, I own them all. I just bought the box set, so I bought them all in one go. That's what I meant.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have them all separately bought and I'm kinda irritated because the cases are weird and they break easily and some already are.

[honeykid]

That's how Phoebe describes Monica in an episode. Scrappy that is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"While Miranda was busy feeding her pussy......"

I almost spit out my tea.

[honeykid]

I own this version.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sex-City-Series-Shoe-Box/dp/B0002XDXC2

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's not this episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think there's a shoebox version over here, but I believe it looks different.

[honeykid]

Nope, not this one. This is the one where she freaks out when she sees all the pencil marks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is she crying? I thought she "loved it?"

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know how this is gonna end. I think.

She's gonna end up looking like a freak.

Probably by doing this.