Sexy Celebrity and Honeykid's "Sex and the City" Commentaries!

[honeykid]

That's very slutty for Charlotte.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Damn. Now I need to see those frogs.

[honeykid]

Daddy's going to feel her up.

[honeykid]

There you go.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"He's my role model."

[honeykid]

How is that dress slutty?

Did the last four and a half hours mean nothing to you? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't see the frogs.....

[honeykid]

When this is done, go back to the start of the episode. Miranda's friend brings it in.

[Sexy Celebrity]

When this is done, go back to the start of the episode. Miranda's friend brings it in.

Okay.

[honeykid]

Oh, dear. No one caught the bouquet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

These episodes seem so short. What was the point of waiting a week for a new episode???

[honeykid]

And we're done. Big and Carrie are more the fuzzy glove types.

I'll wait until you see the frog vase.

[Sexy Celebrity]

OK, frog check.

[honeykid]

These episodes seem so short. What was the point of waiting a week for a new episode???
Because it's supposed to be a treat. DVD boxsets have ruined TV production.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It made me laugh.

It looks like something my mother would buy.

I kinda like it.

[honeykid]

It's hideous. My Grandma would've loved it. She had terrible taste. :D

[honeykid]

Next episode?

[honeykid]

What are you doing?

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=18814&stc=1&d=1418459149

Season 2, Episode 8:

"The Man, The Myth, The Viagra"

[honeykid]

Playing.

[honeykid]

S&TC goes Goodfellas.

[honeykid]

Oooh. Girlfriend.

[honeykid]

You've never called me your girlfriend before.

Sure I have. Just not to your face.

[honeykid]

I'd kill anyone who did this to me. That said, I love this song.

[Sexy Celebrity]

When is Miranda not in Hell?

[honeykid]

John Cusack's let himself go. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

John Cusack?

[honeykid]

You'd just tell him to **** off wouldn't you?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now that's a comedy club now. He's married.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Aliens from the planet "Don't Date Me."

[honeykid]

He reminds me of John Cusack. Her date.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at how red Miranda is. Hair and clothing wise.

It probably signifies how angry she is.

[honeykid]

Guys are such liars

And 97% of them can't **** you worth a damn.

[honeykid]

Look at how red Miranda is. Hair and clothing wise.

It probably signifies how angry she is.
It does. I like her hair that red, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

On the S&TC: The Movie commentary, when Miranda finds out Steve (?) cheated on her, she's wearing a shirt that looks like an explosion went off around her heart. That's on purpose, they said.

[honeykid]

Charlotte's in her fairy princess dress, too. Hence her fairytale beliefs.

[honeykid]

On the S&TC: The Movie commentary, when Miranda finds out Steve (?) cheated on her, she's wearing a shirt that looks like an explosion went off around her heart. That's on purpose, they said.
One of the many things wrong with the film.

[honeykid]

Donald Trump. He's such a dick. I can't believe he's famous.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Donald Trump.

[honeykid]

A young 72

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Samantha's dress there.

[honeykid]

Me too.

[honeykid]

I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette. Miranda is the red head and Samantha is trouble.

[honeykid]

You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat?

[honeykid]

Hey! It's Steve!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, there's Steve.

[honeykid]

Yeah, no one wants to discuss Fiona Apple. Even then. Ya hear me, Swan! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

He served her two orgasms straight up.

[honeykid]

Is this the one where the maid runs her out?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this the one where the maid runs her out?

Maybe. I'm not sure.

[honeykid]

I used to groove with these cats in Cuba.

[honeykid]

I find it so funny how far Samantha will go with the weirdest people. She's like me.

Yeah, with that money. :D

[honeykid]

Ed's ass is the ass of an older man. :D

[honeykid]

The door did hit her ass on the way out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That maid knew she'd freak and run out?

[honeykid]

I don't know. I had a feeling that it was the one where the guy really liked his maid and would take her word over anyone. Doesn't look like it is, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know. I had a feeling that it was the one where the guy really liked his maid and would take her word over anyone. Doesn't look like it is, though.

.... Isn't that storyline about a mother? A man who takes the word of his mother?

[honeykid]

Maybe, but I think that's yet another episode. :D

The Gods are punishing Miranda for having casual sex.

[honeykid]

And Big's arrival convinces Miranda to give it a go.

[honeykid]

Kissing in the rain.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I liked that episode.

I need a soda. BRB.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=18815&stc=1&d=1418459578

Season 2, Episode 9:

"Old Dogs, New Dicks"

[honeykid]

Play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay.

[honeykid]

Ah, yes.. Miranda and late nights. I forgot about that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know what to say.

[honeykid]

The only thing Miranda liked in her in the morning was coffee.,

[Sexy Celebrity]

Only uncut thing Charlotte's seen is Gone With The Wind.

[honeykid]

The only uncut thing Charlotte had ever seen was the uncut version of Gone With The Wind.

[honeykid]

It's a penis,not Godzilla.

[honeykid]

If 85% of men are uncircumcised that means I've only slept with 15%, tops.

[honeykid]

No one's going to say to your face that they hate your cigar.

Good.

You're very arrogant.

[honeykid]

Look, but don't be obvious.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What about that weird woman walking by on the street? He looked at her?

[honeykid]

Is Big rude or clueless?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Big rude or clueless?

He's a MAN.

[honeykid]

What about that weird woman walking by on the street? He looked at her?
What weird woman?

[honeykid]

He's a MAN.

That's a reason, not an excuse. Get educated, man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What weird woman?

Well, I thought she looked weird. In that long, shiny black jacket. She walked by Big in the street when he was smoking the cigar.

[honeykid]

I saw her coat, but I didnt' see what she looked like.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's a reason, not an excuse. Get educated, man.

I like the way he behaves.

[honeykid]

You want a time frame for cuddling?

[honeykid]

I like the way he behaves.
Of course, you're a man. :D

[honeykid]

Drag queen bingo!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Of course, you're a man. :D

And you're not.

[honeykid]

O 33 "ladies"

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's a lame drag queen, though.

[honeykid]

And you're not.
Yeah, but I'm educated. ;)

[honeykid]

That's a lame drag queen, though.

How so?

[honeykid]

Are they eating again?

[honeykid]

LOL... One of Sam's old lays.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This drag queen -- "Brad" -- I know him from something else but I can't remember what.

[honeykid]

Samantha can change a man. :D

[honeykid]

I am so much prettier than him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Samantha has a drag queen version of herself.

[honeykid]

Horrid coat. Looks like a 70's wallpaper.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How so?

That's just how I felt when I saw her.

[honeykid]

Alright, Sugar Ray. The bed's all yours.

[honeykid]

The other night wasnt' just about the cigar.

It never is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks gross looking to me. I see too many of her bones.

[honeykid]

There's a question you never answer.

[honeykid]

Ouchy

[honeykid]

Role reversal

[honeykid]

Miranda can't do relationships either.

[honeykid]

This makes no sense at all.

[honeykid]

Wow. Look at that.

No, you look at it. I've already seen it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There really are men like that out there. Who'd get a circumcision and be all like, "I wanna go out and share this!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big looks like a bulky mime or something.

[honeykid]

It's an excuse, not a feeling, IMO.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cookie Monster Carrie.

[honeykid]

Big looks like a bulky mime or something.

:laugh:

[honeykid]

Miranda was an hour late for work and didn't notice.

[honeykid]

That guy you knew from somewhere was in To Wong Foo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That guy you knew from somewhere was in To Wong Foo.

I wonder who.....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do you wanna do the next three another time? I feel so tired by the time episode 6 comes around. I have a short attention span.

[honeykid]

Just there as Hedda Lettuce

[honeykid]

Do you wanna do the next three another time? I feel so tired by the time episode 6 comes around. I have a short attention span.

That's fine. :) Good commentating with you. :up:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just there as Hedda Lettuce

THAT'S who it is. Hedda Lettuce. She was a hilarious guest/model on Project Runway back in 2008.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's fine. :) Good commentating with you. :up:

Same to you. Thanks, HK.

[honeykid]

I was going to say, that seems to be the name he's taken on ever since.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had no idea Hedda Lettuce was in To Wong Foo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INJMDfTZoBc