Sexy Celebrity and Honeykid's "Sex and the City" Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ah, yes, the spooned comment.

[honeykid]

God, I remember this time I went to go see someone at their place... and LUBRICANT was already sitting out on his night stand. Ugh.
Yeah, that's just not polite.

[honeykid]

Aloominum. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, look. The roommate is a young Honeykid.

[honeykid]

Shaking it dry.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Carrie's shrieks.

[honeykid]

Oh, look. The roommate is a young Honeykid.
I was much better looking and my hair pissed all over that. His hair looked bad.

[honeykid]

Damn. Would've been so cool if I hadn't looked back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We done now?

[honeykid]

One of those guys was called James A Wolf Jr. :D If you'd gone through life being A Wolf, why would you inflict it on your child? That's bad parenting righ there.

[honeykid]

We done now?

Give me a couple of minutes and I'll carry on if you want.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. If you want. Let me know.

[honeykid]

OK, ready.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=15954&stc=1&d=1403685885

Season 1, Episode 5:

"The Power of Female Sex"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Playing.

I hope you're not skipping over the intro. I'm not.

[honeykid]

Look at the hat on her head. :D

[honeykid]

I wasn't, but I did this time because I thought you did last time. :D

[honeykid]

I remember this episode, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I remember this waiting-in-line at the restaurant scene. And that woman with the hat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They really need to eat NOW!

Well, of course you do.

[honeykid]

Naturally.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

This show should have been called Food and the City.

[honeykid]

Carrie in pink fluffy mules.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, these episodes are so different from the movies.

[honeykid]

The dreaded cut up card.

[Sexy Celebrity]

THAT'S ROXIE FROM MANNEQUIN!

[honeykid]

Yeah, these episodes are so different from the movies.
I think all the episodes are, aren't they? So much better.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Euro Trash woman.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Amalita.

[honeykid]

THAT'S ROXIE FROM MANNEQUIN!
Yup. I saw that when I was looking her up after we did the commentary for it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I never knew that was Roxie until very recently. I always remembered that character.

[honeykid]

I've always remembered the character, too. Once I knew what episode it was, I was sure that's who she must've been. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're gonna end up breaking a post record or something with this thread.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh this is that man who paints vaginas.

Or, as he refers to them, the C word.

[honeykid]

Isn't this when Charlotte becomes his muse

[Sexy Celebrity]

Skipper's still around.

[honeykid]

Oh this is that man who paints vaginas.

Or, as he refers to them, the C word.

Yes, that's right. :)

Skipper's like a seal pup... That you sometimes want to club.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Isn't this when Charlotte becomes his muse

Someone does.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roxie again. Holding a cigarette holder.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if this means she and Kim Cattrall stayed friends? Even after she did try to destroy her mannequin.

[honeykid]

I've always wanted that friend. The absurdly rich aristo who's so out of touch with everything that they don't actually understand that they're rich and live a life no one else could imagine.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want her as a friend, too!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hell, I want to be her.

[honeykid]

In England, that wouldn't be much of a joke. A bottle of wine each? That sounds about right. :D

[honeykid]

Hell, I want to be her.
No, I don't think I'd want to be her. Being aware of how unaware she is, is the fun for me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I cannot believe we're commentating for Sex and the City on Movie Forums. It just seems wackier than the regular movie commentaries.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, I don't think I'd want to be her. Being aware of how unaware she is, is the fun for me.

Well, then I can be her and you can be my friend.

[honeykid]

Well, then I can be her and you can be my friend.

That works for me. :)

[honeykid]

I could handle the boyfriend with the small penis. I don't like 'em that big anyway. They hurt.

Something I've often said if/when men talked about gay men as weak or girlie. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda's sexuality? OVERPOWERING?

[honeykid]

I like Carrie in this dress.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It seems like there's a lot of focus on Carrie in the first season. In the later seasons, I don't know... I think the other characters get more story. Or come to life more. Something.

[honeykid]

What exactly about me screams "whore!"?

Except the money on the sideboard?

[honeykid]

It seems like there's a lot of focus on Carrie in the first season. In the later seasons, I don't know... I think the other characters get more story. Or come to life more. Something.

It's more to do with Carrie. She's the focus. The first and last seasons, especially as I remember it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Don't listen to the dime store Camille Paglia."

[honeykid]

I really like the first Sex and the City movie, but Carrie being DESTROYED by Big freaking out over the wedding.... is so OVERBLOWN. I mean, the way she acts in Mexico.... "Close the blinds! Leave me alone! I DON'T WANNA EAT!!!!!!!!"
The whole movie was a letdown for me. It all finished perfectly and then they had to unpick it all so they could make a film. I've not seen the second one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The C-NT.

The most powerful force in the universe!

[honeykid]

How good does Charlotte look in that red coat?

[Sexy Celebrity]

"The truth... was to be found only in the c-nt."

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks alright.

[honeykid]

Sorry, jacket.

[honeykid]

Another stupid hat. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I bet you have a beautiful c-nt, dear."

[honeykid]

Carrie's hungry.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, that hat is just a joke.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Amalita again!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is a great episode.

[honeykid]

I'd love to see Amalita have a conversation with Phoebe from Friends.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gosh, I didn't think about rating the episodes.

Eh. We don't need to.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Just because Venice was sinking didn't mean my morals had to go down with it."

[Sexy Celebrity]

But will the tampon match the hat?

[honeykid]

I don't know how I'd rate the episodes. It's been so long since I've seen them that they all feel like 5's at the moment. :D

Well, that's another one just about to end.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like this kimono dress thing on Carrie.

[honeykid]

Welcome to our new gameshow, which cnut is Charlotte?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, they're at the c-nt exhibit.

[honeykid]

And that's another one. One more? It'll finish the disc for me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, one more and my disc will be finished, too. Sounds good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=15955&stc=1&d=1403686081

Season 1, Episode 6:

"Secret Sex"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Playing.

[honeykid]

OK and we're on.

[honeykid]

Seriously. Does she ever wear anything like that top/tutu combo in the show? Becuase I can't remember it.

[honeykid]

How blue do her eyes look in that light? :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's how I always thought of it, too -- a tutu.

[honeykid]

Bravo? Bra-less by the looks of it. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't see eyes. I see food.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big cookies and wine.

[honeykid]

Yeah, there's more food. Big cookies look good, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now Carrie's in a different fur coat.

[honeykid]

That one's much better. Looks like the one she wore when they met at the restaurant and he was sitting outside.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're just now having sex for the first time?

[Sexy Celebrity]

:shrug:

Personally, I liked the other fur coat more for some reason.

[honeykid]

Well, it's their first date. It's not often you see people haivng sex before that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sure Carrie feels like having some Szechuan.

[honeykid]

I'd love some Chinese food.

[honeykid]

More eating, BTW. Not them at the moment, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They must have thought the other fur coat sucked, too, since they changed it.

[honeykid]

Kicked in the head.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm just waiting for Miranda to grab Carrie and start making out with her.

[honeykid]

Don't they have sex in an alleyway or something?

[honeykid]

Miranda and the guy, not Miranda and Carrie. :D

[honeykid]

It's a sea of beige.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't they have sex in an alleyway or something?

I don't remember.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this another season 1 "getting involved in other people's affairs" sort of plotline?

[honeykid]

They're flirting with cheese.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Disappointed that guy's underwear stayed on.

[honeykid]

You can't work out if he's shallow or honest? How about both?

[Sexy Celebrity]

We haven't even seen Carrie's clothes/shoes closet yet, have we?

[honeykid]

No, a brief glimpse in the last episode, but I don't know if we saw inside.

[honeykid]

Here's a big hairy man for you, SC.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's a big hairy man for you, SC.

I was just wondering if I should mention that I found him kind of attractive or if I should keep it a secret.

[honeykid]

WTH is that crap on his wall? This is why I'd like to be in art. I just don't have the guts to front it out. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Eating again.

[honeykid]

He's got a Thornbirds vibe going on in that scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now I'm thinking about all that sushi on Samantha in the movie. When she laid down waiting for her Hollywood boyfriend to come home.

[honeykid]

Fish on people? Something I never think of if I can possibly help it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would own that porno tape.

SPANKED.

[honeykid]

Bubblegum for your thread.

Does that count as food?

[honeykid]

Wild unicorns. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Party hats.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bed Bath & Beyond bus.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did that dick on her face look sort of CGI to you?

[honeykid]

Nobody in New York notices a bus until it's about it hit them.

[honeykid]

Did that dick on her face look sort of CGI to you?
No.

[Swan]

*Wakes up*

*Sees Sexy and honeykid doing a commentary*

*Accidentally hits head on wall*

[Sexy Celebrity]

How stupid are these women?! You don't act like that and say you're gonna spank them because you saw their spanking porno!

[honeykid]

I guess he's not the one she has sex with in the alleyway.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No.

To me, it looked like they added it in later for some reason.

[honeykid]

She could've worn that top in one of her 80's films.

[honeykid]

To me, it looked like they added it in later for some reason.
They might've. It didn't look like it to me, though. But I'm not saying it isn't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And we're done!

[honeykid]

Funky guitar riff ending. Brown chicken brown cow. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now I just need to link the episodes to the first post and add pictures.

[honeykid]

That's disc 1 finished. Good commentary, SC. Look forward to the next one. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I enjoyed that. Thank you, Honeykid.

[honeykid]

*Wakes up*

*Sees Sexy and honeykid doing a commentary*

*Accidentally hits head on wall*
Why?

[Swan]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/ifiswan/2858c242-2536-4b81-b60a-a2302fa19454_zps6848d28f.jpg

[Swan]

Why?

Isn't that the question of the day.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess he's not used to commentaries going on this late at night.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, we just watched an entire disc of half hour episodes of Sex and the City. The first six episodes.

[Swan]

Well, we just watched an entire disc of half hour episodes of Sex and the City. The first six episodes.

That takes guts. Well done.

[honeykid]

I guess he's not used to commentaries going on this late at night.
It's 9 in the morning here. :D

[honeykid]

That takes guts. Well done.

No, we both love S&TC. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16141&stc=1&d=1404679690

Season 1, Episode 7:

"The Monogamists"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tell me when to play.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*checks outside in case Honeykid is telling me to play via smoke signals*

[Sexy Celebrity]

AN HOUR. I've waited almost an hour for Honeykid. I know I was about 10 minutes late, but I wasn't sure if HK would even get back to my original PM fast. Still, he waited 10 minutes, I've waited almost an hour. And people say I'm impatient! We will have to try this some other time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. The Monogamists, yes? Tell me when to press play.

[honeykid]

Press play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Finally. We're here.

[honeykid]

Hurrah!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ooooh. The Twin Towers.

[honeykid]

It's all Big this episode?

[Sexy Celebrity]

The city's been magically reduced of its Twin Towers, too, Carrie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can't be all Big. Here's Miranda.

[honeykid]

Ooooh. The Twin Towers.

I knew you were going to post that. :D It actually took longer than I thought

[Sexy Celebrity]

Carrie's in a towel.

[honeykid]

If she wasn't quite so thin, it might be sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know if I've ever seen The Twin Towers in person. I was in New York before the towers fell, but I don't recall seeing them, really. So.... I guess I didn't see them.

I may have seen them, but they probably meant nothing to me then if I saw them.

[honeykid]

Of course he adored Charlotte.

[honeykid]

The blow job tug of war.

Is tug the right word?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Blowjob Tug of War.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's chow time.

[honeykid]

I've pretended it's a popsicle.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

You eat all this food, you can put a dick in your mouth.

[honeykid]

It's chow time.

Yep, they're eating. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've pretended it's a popsicle.:D

Wow. Never knew that about you.

[honeykid]

Miranda looks really bad in that suit

[Sexy Celebrity]

*GASP*

Mr. Big's with another woman.

Why isn't Carrie freaking?

[honeykid]

Wow. Never knew that about you.

LOL... Just for clarification, that's a line from the episode. :D

I like Carrie in that dress.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, now she's starting to freak.

[honeykid]

*GASP*

Mr. Big's with another woman.

Why isn't Carrie freaking?
Oh she's freaking.

[honeykid]

Do you think Carrie would be smoking now if this was something new?

[Sexy Celebrity]

They should have all beat him up in the restaurant.

[Sexy Celebrity]

GOD. They're still interviewing strangers in the city?

[honeykid]

Of course I'm monogamous. Why? What have you heard?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That would have been good if they had included famous people in cameos being interviewed.

[honeykid]

GOD. They're still interviewing strangers in the city?
They do that for this season at least, don't they?:

[Sexy Celebrity]

They do that for this season at least, don't they?:

I didn't think it was all throughout the season.

[honeykid]

Is this the episode where Samantha buys a place in the meat packing district with the transvestites outside?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this the episode where Samantha buys a place in the meat packing district with the transvestites outside?

That's in the third season, I believe. I remember that episode well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They turn him into an Elton John clone.

[honeykid]

I thought it was later, but as she's looking for somewhere new I thought it might be this one.

They're eating again.

[honeykid]

Miranda's jealous.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pretty sure it's third season. I think we would have already been introduced to the loud transsexuals story. She hates them at first, but then becomes friends with them.

[honeykid]

I could just go for a bowl of pasta now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, that's Skipper. I was writing and didn't notice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I could just go for a bowl of pasta now.

I was thinking the same thing. It looks really good.

[honeykid]

Pretty sure it's third season. I think we would have already been introduced to the loud transsexuals story. She hates them at first, but then becomes friends with them.
That's true. That's a good episode.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda, the Sex Ruiner.

[honeykid]

Skipper has no class. :nope:

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Miranda wants that.

[honeykid]

I'd rather travel with her than Carrie. :D

[honeykid]

How many women are you dating?

In the Tri-state area?

[honeykid]

And now she's going to get sick of him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

See? They're starting to stupid up Stanford already.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Skipper is kinda cute to me. Especially without those glasses.

[honeykid]

How so?

[Sexy Celebrity]

How so what?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That dog in front of Charlotte and her boyfriend...

[honeykid]

How so what?
Sorry, how are they making Stanford stupid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

As rude as Skipper might have been to that woman he was about to have sex with... I kinda applaud him for stopping what he was doing because Miranda called and wanted him back.

To me, a worse guy would just continue having sex with that woman, while harboring stronger feelings for Miranda.

[Swan]

http://happyminutes.blog.com/files/2011/08/snape-and-the-city.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sorry, how are they making Stanford stupid.

Not stupid intellectually, I just hate the way he looks in these suits and glasses combo. It's the signature Stanford look and I don't like it.

It's not that he looks bad... but I just don't like it.

[honeykid]

Love the way he cups her breasts to save her modesty. :D

[honeykid]

Not stupid intellectually, I just hate the way he looks in these suits and glasses combo. It's the signature Stanford look and I don't like it.

It's not that he looks bad... but I just don't like it.
Ah, OK. Yeah, that's Stanford. :yup:

[honeykid]

I can definitely see that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

what are you guys talking here? :)) u boys talking about sex and the city?!

Yeah.... are you a fan?

[honeykid]

And that's the episode. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyway, I've lost track of the show. Carrie's in the park with Big.

[honeykid]

I've finished. :D Maybe it's the frame rate or something?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Next one?

[honeykid]

Yep, Three's A Crowd next.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16153&stc=1&d=1404706542

Season 1, Episode 8:

"Three's a Crowd"

[honeykid]

Play

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know if you noticed, but I added pictures to the episode titles before the commentaries in here.

[honeykid]

I'll go back and look after we've finished.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can't believe people would wait a week to watch a 30 minute show. If it's even 30 minutes.

They feel like two seconds during commentaries.

[honeykid]

She chased him through every disease in New York.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Each show is linked in the first post of the thread.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why the hell do people fantasize about doing it in their parents bed?

[honeykid]

I can't answer that. I suppose it's to do with the forbidden.

[honeykid]

Threesomes are the blow jobs of the 90's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Guess what, Samantha? I've been the guest star in a threesome before. I'm sure I'm just strange, but I didn't care for it. That much.

[honeykid]

But you don't have relationships?

That's why I have great sex.

[honeykid]

No one wants Miranda.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sexually, I'm like Charlotte with the mind of Samantha and Carrie with the relationship history of Miranda.

[honeykid]

Another fantastic date Dancing For Dyslexia.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And I'm sorry if I get a little too frank here, but it's Sex and the City.

[honeykid]

He's a slightly muppett looking man, isn't he?

[honeykid]

Charlotte hasn't been that excited since she first wore her JV cheerleading uniform.

[honeykid]

If your friends won't go down on you, who will?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda's therapist looks like he's related to Dr. Phil.

She has dreams about not being allowed to play with the other girls in a sandbox.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wait a minute. I thought Charlotte just had a threesome? Why is she acting like she's thinking about doing it?

[honeykid]

I couldn't imagine being a woman
You could've stopped there for me. :D

[honeykid]

Wait a minute. I thought Charlotte just had a threesome? Why is she acting like she's thinking about doing it?

It was a dream.

Is my hair too shiny today?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did that man just say the F word for gays?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or did he say "fatties?"

[honeykid]

Fatties.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's because there's something dominating and S&M about wrapping a tie around a guy's throat.

[honeykid]

Carrie's just found out Big has been married.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miranda looks good in black.

[honeykid]

Magic cigarettes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Little Cathy and her Magic Cigarettes.

[honeykid]

She can go anywhere in the whole wide world. Arabia. New Jersey.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That man is married to HER?

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks like his mother!

[honeykid]

Miranda's coming on to her thearapist. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do it, Miranda. Threesome with your doctor!

[Sexy Celebrity]

It should be her, her doctor and Dr. Phil.