How Do You Become a Devil Worshipper?

I love how all these satanist leaders look like Satan.

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I want to comment here,but i dont know what to say.

Say... "HAIL SATAN!"

I think that the first step in becoming a devil worshiper is to start worshiping the devil...pretty simple.



Hail Satan!

LOL.

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Heaven is nice,but in hell is a team.

I found another celebrity who belonged to the Church of Satan (maybe)... Sammy Davis Junior!

Hail Satana.

Have you tried looking for a "Devil Worshipping For Dummies" book? I bet that'd be useful.

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I admit that I didn't read the entire thread, and I honestly have no clue why I'm posting this (and you'll hate me now that I did), but the easiest way to become a devil worshipper is to just think you're better than everybody else and deserve every single thing you want. Oh *****, I'm a Devil Worshipper too!

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While we're on the subject, does anyone hate how heavy-metal music is often associated with Devil worshipping? I remember Marilyn Manson was interviewed once regarding the whole Columbine shooting and how he was one of the influences to it because the shooters alledgedly listened to him. He simply said that he makes rock music for a living and raised points regarding the oversea bombing that happened during Bush's presidency. In general, I just hate how heavy-metal/Gothic-esque type of music is associated with being devoted to the Antichrist and how it's shunned for being a bad influence. These musicians have a level of intelligence to them and they aren't all brainwashed bad influences in the rock biz as people make them out to be.

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I thought that was how to spot an Englishman.

Oh, look, it's Honeykid.

I take your Queen Latifah on a cloud, and raise you one Katy Perry on a cloud.

All I know is when I was trying to find devil worshipping songs for this thread it is all heavy metal. Those country music people don't seem much interested in singing about the virtues of Satin. It is all boring stuff like God, country, and liquor. Okay, the liquor part is okay.

Of course, those bands are society's scapegoat. The average City Council Meeting has far more threats to Society than any Metal Band. The problem with city council meetings is that the council will do whatever they want unless somebody tries to play chess with them and get them in a stalemate. It's just such a pain in the ass that so many destructive things happen automatically "under the radar". I guess that means I should go to my boring city council meetings and get arrested trying to stop them from doing "their duty".

I'm glad that was brought up^^^

Also, just for the record, every metal band I've met has been super nice. Even the actual Satanists, of which there are few.

just a small correction, it was Clinton that was in the Whitehouse that bombed teh crap out of somebody during the Columbine thingy.

Also Tripod, this happened before your time, but i think you'll get a kick out of it.

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God, those rockers in the 80's sure knew how to look stupid and sexy at the same time. Dee Snider looks like a blonde poodle woman there, yet I totally feel his erotic, masculine presence. WHY don't guys like that exist anymore? Guys in their 20's, 30's, not these guys who are now in their 50's and 60's.