Mofo Survivor: Murder Mansion
The mansion stood on a cliffside overlooking the beautiful ocean. The sun has long gone and a gust of wind has picked up. Little drops of rain scatter across the glass window panes. The patter quickens and soon the storm sets in.
A car pulls up to the massive driveway. A man in a long trench coat and a fedora exits the vehicle and runs towards the massive front doors. He tries his best to shield himself from the rain.
KNOCK KNOCK.
TheUsualSuspect opens the massive doors, dressed in a tux. He welcomes the man into the mansion.
Suspect
Hello, I take it you're Rorschach. I believe you are the last person to arrive, the others are in the dinning room. Please, make yourself at home.
Hello, I take it you're Rorschach. I believe you are the last person to arrive, the others are in the dinning room. Please, make yourself at home.
Rorschach nods and heads towards the dining room. As he enters, he sees several other people, all extravagant in their own unique way. One person stands out more than the rest, this is Miss Sexy. She doesn't know how to hold back, her wardrobe screams drag queen and her attitude supports it.
Sexy
Well, well, well, look who decided to show up after all.
Rorschach
Sorry for my lateness, I was lost on my way here.
Sexy
Excuses, excuses. Can we move this thing along?
Well, well, well, look who decided to show up after all.
Rorschach
Sorry for my lateness, I was lost on my way here.
Sexy
Excuses, excuses. Can we move this thing along?
G..7th, a well dressed man with a keen eye for the details agrees with Sexy and motions for the evening to begin.
Suspect moves to the head of the table.
Suspect
Very well. As you know, you've all been called to this dinner because my employer believes that one of you deserves the title of Mofo Survivor. But which one? I surely do not know, nor does he, but he believes that we will find out by the end of the night.
Sexy
This is boring, can we move it along even further please?
Very well. As you know, you've all been called to this dinner because my employer believes that one of you deserves the title of Mofo Survivor. But which one? I surely do not know, nor does he, but he believes that we will find out by the end of the night.
Sexy
This is boring, can we move it along even further please?
Sexy nudges The Big Slobinski, a man dressed in shorts and flip flops. The Big Slobinski doesn't register the motion and could quite possibly be extremely high.
Both Cosmic Graham and Ned Mulder look to each other, then back to the room full of people. They seem to be very quiet and take everything in.
Suspect
Well then, moving on. My employer should show up any minute now and once he does, the competition may begin.
Well then, moving on. My employer should show up any minute now and once he does, the competition may begin.
Mr. Nope stands up and turns away from the table.
Mr. Nope
This is a little too tame for me. I prefer some violence in my evening. I think I might take a walk.
This is a little too tame for me. I prefer some violence in my evening. I think I might take a walk.
Suspect pulls out a remote and instantly clicks a button. The doors to the mansion LOCK. Bars slide down on the windows and LOCK.
Topsy Gellar
What was that? Are we locked in here?
Suspect
Unfortunately yes, you all are. I can't have anyone leave. I've been given strict instructions for the night. You all will be tested on your wits, your memory and your social skills. In order to win, you'll not only need to be great at competitions, but in strategy with others. Only a true Survivor winner can master both
What was that? Are we locked in here?
Suspect
Unfortunately yes, you all are. I can't have anyone leave. I've been given strict instructions for the night. You all will be tested on your wits, your memory and your social skills. In order to win, you'll not only need to be great at competitions, but in strategy with others. Only a true Survivor winner can master both
President Tongo stands up. He seems tall, or at the very least, makes himself seem so.
President Tongo
Now you listen here, I'm the most important person in this damn building and I demand to be let out. I'm the President of the ---- the----I'm the president of the united ----
Now you listen here, I'm the most important person in this damn building and I demand to be let out. I'm the President of the ---- the----I'm the president of the united ----
President Tongo drops to the table, face first, splitting his nose. Then he falls to the floor. The others move away in fear. Doctor Dalek runs to him.
Doctor Dalek
I don't feel a pulse. This man is dead.
I don't feel a pulse. This man is dead.
Doctor Dalek moves away from the body. Everyone looks to each other.
Suspect
It appears the games have begun and we have our first victim.
It appears the games have begun and we have our first victim.
Suspect is interrupted.
Sean Scott
No he's not. Our first victim is in the kitchen. This guy's been dead for about twenty minutes now.
No he's not. Our first victim is in the kitchen. This guy's been dead for about twenty minutes now.
They all run to the kitchen and see the dead body. The face has been beaten beyond recognition.
G.7th
This man was not killed here. There is no blood on the scene to make the destruction done to his face. He was moved here.
Sexy
Who the hell would go through the trouble to do that?
Cosmic Graham
A deranged killer. G.7th is right, this murder scene does not make any sense. He must have been brought here. Staged for us.
Suspect
If this is true, then the task has been presented to you. Forget Tongo, we'll throw his body in the incinerator. This is the real body we care about. Find out who it is, what he was killed with, where he was killed and the biggest question of them all. Who is the killer. For all we know, it could be one of us.
This man was not killed here. There is no blood on the scene to make the destruction done to his face. He was moved here.
Sexy
Who the hell would go through the trouble to do that?
Cosmic Graham
A deranged killer. G.7th is right, this murder scene does not make any sense. He must have been brought here. Staged for us.
Suspect
If this is true, then the task has been presented to you. Forget Tongo, we'll throw his body in the incinerator. This is the real body we care about. Find out who it is, what he was killed with, where he was killed and the biggest question of them all. Who is the killer. For all we know, it could be one of us.
Everyone looks at each other with distrust.
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