Relationship Status?

Your presumption that I'm a guy is as ridiculous as your presumption that my rainbow avatar implies homosexuality is as ridiculous as your presumption that that's all it would take to be attracted to you.

Horny gay men have standards too, Zotis. That's really inconsiderate.

This MoFo Advertisement seems to already know my relationship status.

Hahahaha I wish I'd get that ad but with men :P Just kidding

Horny gay men have standards too, Zotis.

Sheesh! I hit Divorced (was married when I was 21), and Im like one of only three people that are divorced

No they don't. The clue is in the words "horny" and "men"

A new puppy would be nice, what kind are you thinking about?

Labs are great, probably the friendliest dog around. If mom can day sit the pouch, that's a big help.