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WELL, after that complete and utter CRAP, it's time to purge my brain of all the bad thoughts and watch something good. Let's watch something wholesome and family friendly.
Hentai Kamen
WHY'D I WATCH IT?
Egg Whites, Burgers, and Chicken, a scene that could not end fast enough.
If the concept is not enough to sell you on one of the most mercenary viewing experiences of your life, DON'T WATCH IT.
If, however, you're like me; a complete and total ****ing doofus, you'll get a few laughs.
Hentai Kamen is the origin story of the superhero, "Masked Pervert", a seemingly ordinary guy born of a dominatrix and a cop. One day a new student shows up at school and he becomes immediately smitten, but when she's instantly captured by Bad Guys, he accidentally finds himself wearing a pair of used panties on his face WHICH UNLOCKS HIS HIDDEN POTENTIAL FOR DELIVERING PERVERTED JUSTICE!
Read as: guy in little more than a thong pronouncing simmering heroic monolgues before delivering each and every enemy's face in swift collision with his crotch, invigorating his power to the tune of Michael Jackson shrieks.
It is just as ****ing insane as it sounds. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Soon enough, a gang of low-lifes hire an array of mundane thematic baddies such as Pleasant Man, Gay Man, and Slender-But-Fit Man to stop him, but it's not until a teacher steals away his crush's affection and becomes his imposter, ruining his good name in public and defeating Hentai Kamen is an overly drawn out Villain Monologue about how he's actually WAY MORE perverted than Hentai Kamen because he dares to wear panties on his face inside out in order to deny himself the smell he desires, for HUMILIATION GIVES HIM GREAT POWER.
And if you're even remotely versed in anime you know it can't possibly be over until Leading Lady Love Interest gifts Hentai Kamen the ultimate power, her own personal panties, FOR THE WORLD.
Seriously, this movie is ****ing stupid and even if you can tune in like I can, that's not going to stop that extraordinarily awkward moment where you realize you're watching two grown men with underwear on their faces having a crotch thrusting contest in a quiet empty gym.
Surprise your friends and show 'em this. Then you'll be "that guy".
Final Verdict: [Pretty Good]
Hentai Kamen
Superhero Erotic Comedy / Japanese / 2013
WHY'D I WATCH IT?
"If I could wear the panties of the girl I love, I could gain power most unfathomable."
Egg Whites, Burgers, and Chicken, a scene that could not end fast enough.
If the concept is not enough to sell you on one of the most mercenary viewing experiences of your life, DON'T WATCH IT.
If, however, you're like me; a complete and total ****ing doofus, you'll get a few laughs.
Hentai Kamen is the origin story of the superhero, "Masked Pervert", a seemingly ordinary guy born of a dominatrix and a cop. One day a new student shows up at school and he becomes immediately smitten, but when she's instantly captured by Bad Guys, he accidentally finds himself wearing a pair of used panties on his face WHICH UNLOCKS HIS HIDDEN POTENTIAL FOR DELIVERING PERVERTED JUSTICE!
It is just as ****ing insane as it sounds. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Soon enough, a gang of low-lifes hire an array of mundane thematic baddies such as Pleasant Man, Gay Man, and Slender-But-Fit Man to stop him, but it's not until a teacher steals away his crush's affection and becomes his imposter, ruining his good name in public and defeating Hentai Kamen is an overly drawn out Villain Monologue about how he's actually WAY MORE perverted than Hentai Kamen because he dares to wear panties on his face inside out in order to deny himself the smell he desires, for HUMILIATION GIVES HIM GREAT POWER.
And if you're even remotely versed in anime you know it can't possibly be over until Leading Lady Love Interest gifts Hentai Kamen the ultimate power, her own personal panties, FOR THE WORLD.
Seriously, this movie is ****ing stupid and even if you can tune in like I can, that's not going to stop that extraordinarily awkward moment where you realize you're watching two grown men with underwear on their faces having a crotch thrusting contest in a quiet empty gym.
Surprise your friends and show 'em this. Then you'll be "that guy".