What If Jesus Became A MoFo?

If Jesus became a MoFo and posted.....

What would his screenname be?
What would he pick for as his avatar?
What would he choose for a signature?
What would be his user title?

Do you think that if he did join us here, would that mean it's a sign of biblical proportions?

Jrs you have forgotten the Biggest Question of all

What would Jesus Do?

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And like that .... he's gone

....and What would Jesus do?

I think you use the word MoFo waaaaay too many times. But anyways I think jesus would become an elite hacker person, and he'll protect the people who don't know **** about hacking. Then he'd start threads that call us to worship god. And he would ask us to share our personal prayers. He'd also have a "What Can I do for you Thread" where you ask and then recieve. Hes username..ehh...GeeZuS....user title...I got the Powa..Signature...."God save me from your followers"
...hmm yeah that pretty much sums it up.

Buddy Christ

If I can turn water into wine, I can do anything. Like make "Star Wars Episode 3" good.

"Who's your buddy?"

He would start a thread about two things: 1. What do we believe in? And 2. What do we believe is the best Akira Kurosawa film.

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You make Jesus cool!

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

His screenname would be Daddy's Boy
He would choose I kick arse for The Lord for a signature
His user title would be The Passion Fruit

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Let us go, Through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster shells

From The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S.Eliot