Entertainingly Terrible Casting in Live Action Disney Movies

So we know that Disney plans to make live-action versions of their animated classics until such time that they become unprofitable. Personally I'm not really a fan of this decision, but hey, what do I know?

Having said that, I'd like to pitch/hear some of y'all's pitches for comically terrible casting choices that would all but guarantee a ticket sale.

For the inevitable Pinocchio remake
Geppetto

played by

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I would kill to see Arnold "T-800" Schwarzenneger play the kindly old toymaker.

Well, he's already played Pinocchio before, hasn't he now?

I don't know why, but I LOVE this picture of Arnold...he looks really sexy here.