Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II

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28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II (Bill Condon)



The Best & Worst of the series.

This is the first time I sat in a theatre to watch a Twilight movie. I think the theatre experience maybe helped me enjoy the film more than I should have. Nevertheless, Breaking Dawn Part II is not only the best entry in the franchise, it's also the worst. How can that be? For a good 20 minutes, the film tries to be daring and does something different. Yet it is all undone but playing it safe and ruining what came before it.

I have to stress that yes, this film did not have to be broken into two. The first film was an hour and a half of filler, followed by 20 minutes of awesomeness. This entry is an hour and a half of build-up, followed by 20 minutes of awesomeness X10, followed by the worst decision the series has ever made and ending on a whimper.

I have seen every Twilight movie, I'm not a fan, nor am I a hater. I'm always objective when it comes to these movies. The highest rating I've given one of them is a 5/10, that went to Eclipse. Breaking Dawn Part II could have easily gotten a 7/10 from me, had they had the balls to go through with what we were witnessing. A twist so inane, that it actually made me boo at the screen. I don't think I've ever booed at any movie in the theatre before, so congratulations Breaking Dawn Part II, you achieved something.

Now, that awesomeness that I was speaking of, it is indeed awesome. I had cheering, I was laughing, I was having a blast. The people around me, I'm assuming fans, were gasping at the carnage they were witnessing. I had a giant smile on my face. Did the creators finally take the series in a bold direction? Did they finally have the balls to do something different? Yes, they did, but then they ruin it. I can't stress how awful that made me feel.

K-Stew, finally has something to do other than swoon over Edward, resist the urges from Jacob and act like a whiny teenager. She is a vampire, she has to learn to be one, it seems she has no problem with the thirst and heightened senses. There is no struggle for her, which makes this whole aspect a bit shallow. Jacob, unfortunately has nothing to do in this entry other than glare at everyone who comes near Renesmee. So the character shifts his focus from one girl to the next, nothing more for him to do, yawn.

Speaking of Renesmee (stupid name), we have what is probably one of the creepiest babies to ever grace the silver screen. Why they choose to use CGI for the face of the baby, other than using a normal one is beyond me. It looks unnatural and comical. The movement doesn't flow and for some reason they decide to keep this CGI face with the kid as she grows older until they finally have the older actress...well, act.

As with every Twilight film, there are moments of unintentional laughter, bad acting, dialogue and CGI. Michael Sheen seems to be having fun acting like a complete weirdo and the others seem to be happy they are finished with this series. Now, to be completely honest, this entire saga could have been told in three movies. Twilight for the set up, Eclipse for conflict, Breaking Dawn for the closure. Eliminate the pointless New Moon and condense these two movies into one.

Twilight is finally over. No more sparkling vampires, no more team Edwards or team Jacobs and no more shirtless scenes of young men. Good bye Twilight, I do not look forward to the inevitable remakes.

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Suspect's Reviews



It'll probably sweep the awards though... seeing as there's enough call for it with all the screaming 12 year olds who are going to see it.
My mate's daughter, yes, a 12 year old girl, has seen it 4 times since it came out a couple of days ago and says it's the best movie she's ever seen.

The only thing I could bring myself to ask her was if Kristen Stewart has any facial expressions in this one.
Her reply was "Yes, one." Then laughed her socks off.

I guess this will be another movie I won't be seeing in a hurry then.



What, They live happily ever after?



I watched all 5 movies one after the other on the release date, a Twilight marathon.

The only thing I really appreciated in Breaking Dawn Part 2 was the montage of their relationship. No point in having a PG Vampire battle scene.

I only enjoy the love story aspect of Twilight, and for me, the last installment lost it, because Jakub and Edward are no longer competing for her, the main conflict of the film eliminated (between the 2 guys, as well as the girl internally having to choose one) which was what made the movies work for me.

For me the first 2 were the best.