The Expendables II

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28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
The Expendables II (Simon West)



Exactly what I wanted from the first film - The Avengers of action films.

While on a mission one of the "Expendables" gets himself killed, this leads the crew to go on a mission of revenge. But is it too much to handle?

I was severely disappointed in the first Expendable film, the mediocre action, the use of CGI blood and the unimpressive villain ruined the experience. So I was hoping that the second time around they would correct these issues. I can safely say, they did and they did it in spades. The big change is Stallone is no longer behind the camera, so he is more focused on his role of Barney and his mind isn't split between two separate places. The biggest change though is the tone, The Expendables 2 does not take itself seriously at all and neither did I, so I had a blast watching what is ultimately a parody of the action genre.

I can look past the acting, lack of story and plot because the film doesn't try to give you one. It's a simple film with a simple purpose. Get as many of these big guys into one film, make it a guys flick with lots of action and killing and they succeeded. The biggest misstep this film has is the motivation behind the revenge. The wrong person dies. A character is killed off that we have almost zero emotional connection with, it would have made more sense if it were another character that disappears early on in the film. It seems this character's sole purpose was to have these characters get their revenge on, which makes it less engaging for the viewer.

I was surprised at how underwhelmed I was by the action in the first film, here it is more stylized and fun. The film steps on the gas from the very beginning and almost never lets up. We are thrown into this action sequence at the start, which is better than anything the original had to offer. A more competent action director is behind the lens this time, Simon West who gave us Con Air and the more recent Mechanic. He understands what is needed and delivers some wild action sequences.

As I mentioned before, the film does not take itself seriously and it has a very tongue and cheek demeanour about it. It's not afraid to wink at the camera, specifically when Chuck Norris enters the screen and steals the show with the funniest line in the entire film. The film is full of one liners you would expect from an action film. During a fight, one characters exclaims, "Let's wrap this up" he then proceeds to take a chain and wrap it around another character's neck to choke him out. Another scene we have a bad guy get shot a dozen times by everyone and Stallone retorts, "Rest in pieces". Finally, my favourite, Stallone says "heads up" then proceeds to throw a head to some people. Yes, this movie is violent, so no fear about the PG-13 rating. That dialogue though can be cringe worthy at times. Almost everything out of Schwarzenegger's mouth is pretty bad and he's looking old too.

So what about the guys? Well, they all come back, some have a lot more to do than others. Lundgren is basically the comedic relief. Crews and Courture again get short shifted and feel like background characters. Schwarzenegger, Willis and Norris all have more in depth cameos and finally Van Damme shines as the villain. Van Damme really deserved more screen time. We are introduced to him, then we cut back every so often as he tries to steal his plutonium, then we have him fight at the end. He deserved more screen time, so did his right hand man, Scott Adkins. Both are more martial arts type fighters than big gun shooters and since this is a Stallone film, this is a big gun shooting movie. They get their fight sequences, but both of them I thought could have been a bit longer. Especially the Van Damme/Stallone fight.

So in the end, The Expendables did exactly what the first film should have done. It's a hilarious parody of the action genre and has non-stop excitement from start to finish. This is finally the film from these guys that I've been waiting for.

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I wonder if my sister will like this? She's talking of going to see it, but then she enjoyed the first one.
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Has beans! You would have to pay me to watch this!



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I'm so freakin' excited!
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I enjoyed the first, purely for it's nostalgic and comedic value, if this is more of the same, I'll be catching it ASAP. BTW has it been released yet in the UK?



Great review dude, pretty much agree with that entirely. I really enjoyed it but the only problem I had was that there was no real middle section to the film, just when I thought the film was really getting going it was finished. I guess that was due to the lack of JCVD screen time like you said, just when he finally gets something to do the film is virtually over.

Also, what was the deal with the disappearing character early in the film? I didn't realise when he was left that he wouldn't be back in this film whatsoever?



28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Also, what was the deal with the disappearing character early in the film? I didn't realise when he was left that he wouldn't be back in this film whatsoever?
I have no idea dude, I was thinking maybe he had prior commitments and was only able to do a glorified cameo. Here's hoping he returns for the 3rd.



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Great popcorn entertainment. I like the first film, but it's nothing compared to the onslaught of action and one-liners on display in the superior sequel. I had a few issues, including Van Damme's lack of substantial screen time, but it's pretty much everything I wanted from the first and more.



Shame that Chuck Norris had so little part in it. The snake thing was obviously the best part of the movie.
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