Chat With Sexy Celebrity!

If there's anytime that you need to talk to me - for free online therapy, perhaps - I will always be available now through this service:

Pop in and say hello sometime.

Look forward to hearing from you, MoFos.

Ok, so now I've tried that one.. What's the next attraction in this theme park??

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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.

I chatted with Sexy Celebrity, and now all my problems are solved!

I had halitosis, itchy shoulder pads, and an Arnuld Swazcheneggar complex!

Now i accept the reality of my position, and enter popularity contests for fun.

Thank you Sexy for curing me. You are the Turin Shroud of authenticity.

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Virtual Reality chatter on a movie site? Got endless amounts of it here. Reviews over here

He asked me if I wanted to be hung like a horse.

Wow, penis commentary or asphyxiation. Either way you take it, very Sexy

He also asked me what the hell I was talking about. That's one neat therapist, eh.. I feel like I'm in need for more help now than before I went to Sexy.

Hmm...I asked for some help with my gerbil fetish, but I couldn't get him to stop talking about Mel Torme. Some shrink, after listening to him for 7 hours, something shrunk all right.

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

I tried to talk to him about my problems but S.C just kept saying "What the hell are you trying to say" and stuff about DJango. So I dont feel any better

I'm cured! No longer will sanity drag me down. Hooray! Errrrr, I meant insanity.

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Well I ask him for help again and he cured me this time Now I know that I talk too much.

He accused me of being Yoda….

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He accused me of being Golgot for not understanding what the hell I was talking about

I am so glad to know that I have helped all of you now.

Man, you didn't do ***** but turn me gay! WTF?!?!?!

Well, hey, I happen to be trained in aversion therapy.

i tryed to talk about bobba fett.....why cant i talk about Fett without someone saying how sexy they are?

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"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"

*How long have you for not been understanding what the hell i was talking about*

(you should have winked at him )

So obviously a recording! Faker!

REALLY?????

.........he told me I needed a spanking........

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~ Nikki ~

"I'm your hell, I'm your dream.......I'm nothing in between.......You know you wouldn't want it any other way".........

"Listen, when I slap you, you'll take it and like it"..........Humphrey Bogart..........Maltese Falcon.......

Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie...........William Shakespeare.......