You know you're having too much fun when...

... when you get arrested for public intoxication and thrown into the drunktank, seriously, this was my night last night. To top it off I get a 65 dollar ticket, which isn't all that bad.

I thought we could all share some different "You know you're having too much fun when..." moments

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One day you will ask me, what's more important...me or your life. I will answer my life and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life

...when your microwave explodes.
true story

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[punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, ese. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.

...you've thrown up blood from too much jager. That was the end of my 21st birthday

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The totally awesome and soul consuming TFH One a Day Reviews.

...you pass out in a snowbank waiting for a taxi.

...you fall on your face and break your glasses and your pants fall down around your ankles after drinking a few too many beer and shooters.

^^^ HILARIOUS

How the frack did your pants fall off?

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I apparently fell off a barstool and almost landed on the floor one time. I have no memory of this. I was caught in mid-air.

Another time I thought I was dying in my bathtub while I painted the walls Martha Stewart puke green. Oh, and chicken.

When you wake up alone in an unknown residence and upon inspection you can see an unknown family sitting at a table eating breakfast. So you stealth until you find a front door undetected, open that and when the screen door creaks you bolt fast enough to overtake The Flash. Than you know you've had enough fun.

Very nice, but you still apparently don't understand why you were there? I've never had that situation, and I'm over 50, and I've probably been a lot crazier than you, especially at your age, so can you please explain that to me?

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
My IMDb page

....when you make up to find urine in the closet. Or when you are awoken sleep walking after a long night of drinking standing pants down at the foot of your roommates bed taking a leak. Or taking a leak on your girlfriend's friend who was sleeping in the next room.

All true, all alcohol and sleep deprived induced, and all terribly embarrassing; I'm not quite sure why I'm telling y'all this.

I did WHAT!

...when you wake up in a strange place you look around and realise that you slept in your mates green house because you couldnt find your keys to get into your house, went back to the party only to find everyone has gone and you cant get in lol

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

I wasn't wearing a belt and my pants were too big. LOL My friend and this guy walking passed us had to pull my pants up and walk me home. What's just as funny is when I got inside my apartment I tripped again, this time falling into the closet and breaking the door....we still need to replace the door. hehehe

I was out bar-hopping with some friends. After last call we happened to lose a member of our group. So, a bunch of us tear off to find the dumbass as were walking by a bunch of cars we hear a girl saying, "there's people coming, there's people coming." As we walk by, we see that her friend is holding onto two cars for dear life standing up and peeing in the parking lot. I don't think it would have been anywhere near as funny if I wasn't half in the bag at that point.

P.S. We did find our missing person sitting on a curb.

... when you walk around for about an hour looking for your car only to realize you rode your bike...

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...when you wake up in some japanese family's kitchen and they wont stop screaming

...your gabber hardcore loving neighbours come round and ask you to turn the music down.

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100 Favourites From The Future: REWIRED

: You yell at the crickets and frogs outside to shut the Hell up, and they do for like a sec"...and you are proud because you had an affect on nature.



ribbet

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

SHUT THE HELL UP!

*listens to the silence*

hells yea

EDIT
I just realized this was my 100th post!!!!! go me... i rock

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When you congratulate yourself on a hundredth post on a thread you created/

One time, I drank out orange juice out of the container, and I ended up having my stomach pumped because it was old. :/

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Wow. That doesn't sound fun at all.