Interview the Person Below You

• Pick a drug, Any Drug
  The KGB (Killer Green Bud)
• Favorite A-Team charecter
  Murdoch
• Favorite regular SNL cast member
  Phil Hartman
• Do you like animals? what is your favourite?
  Wild: Wolf Domesticated: Cat
• Have you ever been nasty to someone just for fun?, if so, what was it?
  Yes. I wrapped a whole roll of toilet paper around my hand, dunked it in the toilet, laced it with gasoline, lit it, then proceeded to terrorize someone I didn't like with a giant ball of flame. I was 16 and in Job Corps.
• what is the nicest thing about your mother?
  I could tell her just about anything and she would only judge a way a good mother always would; by worrying.

Next:
1. What is the one city you'd like to visit the most?
2. Who is your current favorite world leader?
3. Describe your first kiss.

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

1. New York
2. The Canadian guy seems pretty OK, and the South African,
3. Never really had a proper kiss, Just a peck from a freind,

Yes iam ripping off Slay, I am all out of questions, Sorry

1. The Matrix OR Dark City
2. Resivoir Dogs OR Pulp Fiction
3. Being John Malcovich OR Adaptation

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It's a god-awful small affair, To the girl with, the mousy hair, But her mummy is yelling "No", and her daddy has told her to go, But her friend is nowhere to be seen, Now she walks through her sunken dream, To the seat with the clearest view, And she's hooked to the silver screen, But the film is a saddening bore, For she's lived it ten times or more...

1. The Matrix OR Dark City

The Matrix

2. Resivoir Dogs OR Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction

3. Being John Malcovich OR Adaptation

Being John Malcovich

What would you prefer, and Why?

1: Eyes on the end of your fingers? or two eyes in the back of your head?

2: A shower in Spiders? Or a bath in Eels?

3: Picking your nose? Or Squeezing a spot? We all do it

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

1: Eyes on the end of your fingers? or two eyes in the back of your head?

Two eyes in the back of my head. I wouldn't want to look everywhere my hands go.

2: A shower in Spiders? Or a bath in Eels?

A bath in eels because spiders are what we get for our sins.

3: Picking your nose? Or Squeezing a spot? We all do it

Yes, we do.


1. Who was the last person you really wish you were allowed to kill and why?

2. Why can't we all just get along?

3. What is your favourite brand of shoes?

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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.

1. Who was the last person you really wish you were allowed to kill and why?
Well gee, let me think about this one. Hmm...you already know. May I have another?

2. Why can't we all just get along?
Money.

3. What is your favourite brand of shoes?
Rockport.


What's your favorite Beatles song?
Who's your favorite Beatle?
Which Beatle wrote the best songs?

What's your favorite Beatles song?

In My Life, with A Day In the Life and Revolution as runner ups.

Who's your favorite Beatle?

George.

Which Beatle wrote the best songs?

John.


1. Which is your fav Beatles song?

2. Who would be in your 5-piece dream band?

3. Which film is the worst "best film ever made"? Why?

1. I don't have one
2. 4 of my close friends.
3. Titanic, how was this film different from any other chick flick? other than the historical event was real?

NEXT
1. Reign in Hell or Serve in Heaven?
2. If you put in "your 2 cents" and paid "a penny for your thoughts" who do you suppose earns the extra penny?
3. Invent a new word and tell us why you feel this word is necessary in the english language. Use it in a sentence.

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And like that .... he's gone

I wanna interview someone else!!

1) Reign in hell
2) Goes to taxes.
3) Partathlete: noun Someone who has the initial ambition to start a new project but lacks the drive to finish it.
Why is this necessary? I dunno, didn't really think about that part. (Does that count as using it in a sentence?

NEXT:
1) How far is too far?
2) Describe the moment/person that has pissed you off the most; and your reaction.
3) What is the winning combination for next month's lottery (any lottery that pays $1Million would do)

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CanKoklu.com

Which is your fav Beatles song?
Eleanor Rigby

Who would be in your 5-piece dream band?
Vocals: Jim Morrison
Lead Guitar: David Gilmour
Rhythm Guitar: Tony Iommi
Bass: Les Claypool
Drums/Percussion: Neil Peart

Which film is the worst "best film ever made"? Why?
Fight Club – Because it’s a cool flick but gets lauded by too many…hmm…I better shut up now.


Reign in Hell or Serve in Heaven?
Reign in Hell - Sorry

If you put in "your 2 cents" and paid "a penny for your thoughts" who do you suppose earns the extra penny?
Well, putting in my two cents worth actually means that’s what I’m charging for a thought, and a penny for my thoughts equals a bonus. Looks like I’m up three cents every time I give an unasked for opinion.

Invent a new word and tell us why you feel this word is necessary in the english language. Use it in a sentence.
That’s way too much to ask for. What do you think? I’m some sort of supernucleotically brilliant guy?


EDIT:
How far is too far?
Idaho, trust me.
Describe the moment/person that has pissed you off the most; and your reaction.
My ex-wife saying the same old ****; reaction was murderous intent.
What is the winning combination for next month's lottery (any lottery that pays $1Million would do)
Figuring a way to cheat it.



NEXT:
How old were you when you lost your cherry?
Was it good for you?
Would you do it all over again if you had the choice?

1, I was 12yrs old

2, No, I think he enjoyed it

3, No way

NEXT
1, have you ever ridden a surf board?
2, what kind of relationship do you have with your siblings?
3, what would be your dream holiday?

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Nonething wrong with that, nonething wrong with that.

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"This is that human freedom, which all boast that they possess, and which consists solely in the fact, that men are conscious of their own desire, but are ignorant of the causes whereby that desire has been determined." -Baruch Spinoza

NEXT
1, have you ever ridden a surf board?No, don't plan to because I'm afraid of the ocean.
2, what kind of relationship do you have with your siblings?Love hate. She's more on the "hate" side but, I know she loves me.
3, what would be your dream holiday?Going to the Florida Keys, staying two weeks and getting laid.

Next:
1.)Name the first love of your life that really just pissed you off and explain how he/she pissed you off.

2.)Have you ever tried, or been, a peeping tom?

3.)Tell me, do you think marriage is heaven or hell? Explain.

My questions for you!

1 What was the best thing that ever happened to you?Ummm....During my trip at Virginia Beach I got a "helping hand."

2 What is your favorite sport?Bowling. I'm pretty darn good at it but haven't played it in about a year or two. When I was about I think 9 or 10 I went to state. I was sick and bowled pretty good considering I was sick, had one bowling ball and borrowed shoes from the lanes. Everyone else around me was in their teens, had two bowling balls and had their own shoes. The lowest score I got was a 99 and I was 5 pins away from getting very, very last place. At least I'm able to say I've gone to state before.

3 What do you think your life will be like in 20 years?I hope to be with a wonderful girlfriend, or wife, and have, at least, a decent job. I hope to have a job with something I like, ex. something having to do with computers, outer space, or vacuums. The place to go for me would probably be NASA or the Air Force because the have a program for all of the above.

Next:
1.)When was the first time you exprienced the "self hanky-panky?"

2.)Name the first "dirty" image you saw. (Elaborate)

3.)Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? If so, how did you react?

When was the first time you exprienced the "self hanky-panky?"
When I was around 10-11.
Name the first "dirty" image you saw. (Elaborate)
Pig-pen in a 1950's Peanuts book.
Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? If so, how did you react?
With whom?


1. What... is your name?
2. What... is your quest?
3. What... is your favourite colour?

Bonus:

What... is the capital of Assyria?

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1. What... is your name?
Sir Ezikiel of Camelot.

2. What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.

3. What... is your favourite colour?
Blue.

Bonus:

What... is the capital of Assyria?
I don't know that!




1. Who is your favorite Monty Python cast member?
2. If someone granted you one wish, what would that wish be and why?
3. If you had the opportunity to have sex with any actor/actress in the world, who would it be?

1. Eric Idle

2. I'd wish for a lifetime of wishes. There are so many things (too many) I wish I could get rid of in my life, or even add that would change my life for the better.

3. Katie Holmes



1.Have you ever encountered anyone, who claim they have seen a UFO and/or were abducted by aliens?

2. Pepsi or Coke ?

3. Celebrity Boxing or Celebrity Deathmatch?

Have you ever encountered anyone, who claim they have seen a UFO and/or were abducted by aliens?
Yes. I usually just keep quiet when people talk about their experiences about that and other things like seeing ghosts. Being skeptical is just like calling them a liar. I just do a lot of, "hmm...wow."
Pepsi or Coke ?
Coke.
Celebrity Boxing or Celebrity Deathmatch?
Celebrity Boxing.


Andy Rooney or Mickey Rooney?
Black or Red?
Pull out of Iraq or or no?

Mickey Rooney
This is a tough one, Red no no Black, no no Red, Red it is, I think.
Pull Out Now.

NEXT:
1, if you had 3 wishes what would they be?
2, Have you ever eaten Magic mushrooms? you know the ones that make you hallucinate.
3, who is your best friend? and why?