Some Buffy Quotes for those Buffy Lovers out there
Spike: Something's happening to me. I can't stop thinking about you. And if that means turning my back on the whole evil...
Buffy: You don't know what you mean. You don't know what feelings are.
Spike: I damn well do. I lie awake every night...
Buffy: You sleep during the day.
Spike: Yeah but- you are missing the point.
Angel: You know, I started it. The whole... having a soul thing. Before it was all the 'cool new thing'.
Buffy: Oh my god, are you twelve?
Angel: I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.
Buffy: You're not getting the brush off. Are you just going to come here and go all Dawson on me everytime I have a boyfriend?
Angel: Aha! Boyfriend!
Buffy: He's not. But he is in my heart.
Angel: That'll end well.
Buffy: And what was the highlight of our relationship? When you broke up with me or when I killed you?
Buffy: I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
Xander: Hopes? Oh, no no no no. There are no hopes. Anya and I are done. I love being single. I'm a strong, successful male who's giddy at the thought of all the women I will no doubt be dating in the near future.
Buffy: Strong, successful males say "giddy"?
Andrew Wells: Hi everybody. I missed you guys a lot. Sorry it took so long to get back from our mission-mission, but we had to wait out the sun. Well, I think our mission went very well. We, uh, we rode on Spike's hog, which was very cool, and, uh, played some amusing games, and - oh. We got some new information. You know what? I really need to urinate.
Spike: He's a breath of fresh air, isn't he? Thank God I don't breathe.
[Spike is practicing talking to Buffy]
Spike: Um... there's something I got to tell you. About showing you Riley in that place. I didn't mean to... Anyway, I know you're feeling all betrayed - by him, not me. I was trying to help, you know. Not like I made him be there, after all. Actually trying to help you. Best intentions. I mean, you know, pretty state you'd be in, thinking things are all right while he's toddling halfway round the bend. Oh, I'll insult him if I want to. I'm the one who's on your side. Me. Doing you a favor. And you, being dead petty about it - me, getting nothing but your hatred and your venom and- you ungrateful bitch. Fuc- bitch.
[He loses control and smashes a box of chocolates over the mannequin's head]
Spike: Buffy... there's something I want to tell you.
Xander: Maybe we can save the "maybes" for a more dayish part of the day, girls. Potential slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual ninety minutes.
Andrew Wells: I'm with him. Keep the chatter down. Or speak up so I can hear you. I'm bored. Episode One bored.
Xander: Hey, you two play nice or Willow will make you two boneless chickens skinless too.
Anya: Which means no protection spell for you.
Andrew Wells: Yeah, and then what? You think after your little witch buddy kills us she's going to stop? You saw her, she's a truck driving magic mama. We've got seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everyone into Jawa burgers and not one of you bunch has the mediclorines to even stop her.
Xander: You've never had any tiny bit of sex have you?
Jonathan Levinson: Wish I'd stayed in Mexico.
Andrew Wells: I didn't like it there. Everyone spoke Mexicalan.
Jonathan Levinson: You could've learned it. You learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.
Andrew Wells: What's going on?
Anya: Dawn's gonna be a Slayer.
Andrew Wells: Holy crap. Excuse me. Plucked from an ordinary life, handed a destiny...
Xander: Say "Skywalker" and I'll smack ya.
Andrew: We're fugitives, haunted by our past, tormented by a message we don't understand.
Jonathan: We're hunted men, driven mad by forces beyond our understanding.
Andrew: We're men of hidden power, tortured from within by-by a voice from out of nowhere.
Jonathan: I don't deserve this. I wasn't even that evil.
Andrew: I thought you were evil.
Jonathan: Yeah?
Andrew: Sure. I respected your ideas for evil projects, and I thought you had good follow-through.
Jonathan: Oh, well, thanks. It's nice that you noticed.
Andrew: I-I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good.
Spike: Not as good as those onion blossom things.
Andrew: Ooh, I love those.
Spike: Yeah, me, too.
Andrew: It's an onion... and it's a flower. I-I don't understand how such a thing is possible.
Spike: See, the genius of it is you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes.
Andrew: Masterful.
Spike: Yeah. Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
Andrew: Right.
Andrew Wells: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a T.
Spike: Tapestry.
Andrew Wells: Hey, good one. How did you...?
Spike: Tapestry's the only thing in the whole bloody room.
Ahhh I love Buffy. Shame it had to end
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