Originally Posted by Chef Brian
Bowel your baby's bassinet. Take a piece of toast and mash it up with some peas. After about an hour drive over the gooey paste with your car and then rape an echidna with a tootsie roll. The universe will then take it's turn marking you as the sole survivor on Celebrity Survivor and you will regain your sanity when the eggs are beaten.
Oh my God's goodness...my common sense which usually means other's pet peeves are tingling...
Wait...I think that just means my Selsun Blue is kickin' in...
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