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Down and out with a nasty cold but I did manage to write a few reviews.
Jaws 9/10
After almost drowning while on vacation in Florida my babysitter decided to treat 12 year old me one to of the most frightening movies of all time, Jaws. Needless to say, I’m still not a big fan of lakes and absolutely refuse to swim in the ocean. As the original Fat Bastard (John Pinette) says, “**** bites you in the ocean!” Much of what was once considered serious now comes across as being humorous to those of us who grew up watching the countless imitations and parodies spawned by the films success, though I was surprised to find the hokieness only makes the film even more endearing. Still, there’s little doubt that Jaws remains an effective horror movie filled with rich characters and will forever be remembered as the movie that launched director Steven Spielberg’s career into the stratosphere.
Bio Zombie 3/10
If you’ve ever been inebriated and wondered what would result from a mix of Clerks, Dawn of the Dead and a host of whacky Asian horror flicks let not your heart be troubled, this and many other of life’s puzzling questions have been answered in Bio Zombie. All kidding aside, this mishmash of clichés stars two lazy VCD store clerks, Woody Invincible and Crazy Bee, who unwittingly release a zombie plague upon their mall. What begins as a horror comedy (Think Dead Alive and Return of the Living Dead) eventually succumbs to the temptation of trying to be a real movie and becomes a little too serious for my liking as it wraps things up. Add in some very bad makeup affects and terrible dubbing (Ditzy surfer dudes from Cali as Hong Kong mall clerks, WTF?) and you have a pretty disappointing movie, though I’ll admit I am in the minority on this one after talking to various Internet buddies. Be forewarned though, if you don’t already know whether or not you enjoy Asian horror I recommend you stay as far away from this one as possible.
The Incredibles 8/10
Long time readers of the site know that for some odd reason I often enjoy a movie more after watching it at home as opposed to the theater. The Incredibles was yet another case of this happening. For some reason the characters seemed more real (I know, it’s animated), the humor funnier, and the satire much more crisp the second time around. Is this because I’m not a big fan of people and don’t enjoy public movie going experiences? Perhaps I was traumatized as a child and have repressed the memory? Or maybe it’s because I have a kickass sound system that really takes advantage of DVD’s like the Incredibles? More than likely the actual reason (and the one most would agree with) is that I am simply an antisocial idiot. Regardless, this fun story of a loving, though troubled family of super heroes forced into the Superhero Relocation Program with the promise of never acting super again never feels like an animated feature, but rather a live action tribute to the super heroes of yesteryear. Director Brad Bird, as he did in the criminally ignored Iron Giant, deals with adult themes in a satirical fashion likely to be missed by younger moviegoers while still managing to convey the central themes of family and being true to ones self in a manner able to be understood by all. Seamlessly weaving together humor, action, and suspense Bird has created a timeless family film and yet another hit for Pixar.