Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But upon opening the almanac your fingers break into a crumpled heap and pierce your skin, leaving behind a horrible skin disease that takes over your body in 24 hours.

I wish I had a perfect haircut.

GRANTED : then all your hair fell out

I wish I had blue eyes

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Granted, but sadly you go blind from looking at the sun, and no one will look at your pale eyes, and over time from depression you die!

I wish I had the powers cartman had in the anime episode of Southpark!

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This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time!

granted, but you also get naked in front of the entire town

i wish i had pyrokinesis

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granted but your a villian in a comic book and spider man comes and kills you because the good guys always win .

i wish i wasnt failing biology

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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

granted, but now you are failing every other subject

i wish i had 20 non counterfiet american dollars

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Seaside Shack

granted, but it's stolen drug money and the FBI shoots you on site

i wish the entire world ended and everyone, myself included, suffered a long and extremely painful death

Granted. But once you meet St. Peter at the gates of heaven you realise you left your keys behind. Go back two spaces.

I wish my name was Sven.

granted, but then it's discovered that Sven means "Chucklehead" in whatever language it is, and people laugh uncontrollably when they hear your "cool" new name.

I wish I could sleep at night....

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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

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Granted: but after one week a neon sign is put up outside your window

I wish I was a man.

Granted, but when you wake up in the morning you will have a paunch and a little, shiny bald patch on the back of your head...


I wish I didn't have a paunch and a little, shiny bald patch on the back of my head.

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

granted, but now you have no hair anywhere else

i wish my teeth were straight and didn't have to get braces today

Granted, but now you have a crooked mouth.

I wish workmen would turn up on time, not drink endless cups of tea when they get here and flush the toilet (occasionally).

Granted but sadly they spend their entire time in the morning crapping their brains out, and dont start working till 12

I wish my wish wouldnt get corrupted

granted, but your wish isn't really a wish so your non corrupted wish does nothing.

I wish I could heal from anything within 5 mins

granted, but you get jettisoned into space and are stuck drifting into the endless void

and are you going to make a wish?

I wish Eyes had made a wish.

Wish Granted, but his wish was that you fail at all future endeavours

I wish I wish I hadnt killed that fish.

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granted, but it killed you instead

i wish i could control wind

granted but sadly the wicked witch of the east comes down from your formed tornado and she turnes you into butter

I wish I had super hearing!