I really like Dogma; some of my favorite quotes from the script:
AZRAEL
Yes. What. Lucifer got restless and started his
little war for the throne. Heaven became divided
into two factions - the faithful and the
renegades. The ethereal planes were chaotic with
battle, angel against angel. And when it was all
over, God cast the rebels into perdition.
SERENDIPITY
But Azrael refused to fight. He wouldn't ally
himself to God or Lucifer. He remained in the
middle, waiting to see who came out victorious.
JAY
What are you - some kind of ****ing chicken?!
AZRAEL
I was an artist! I was inspiration! A muse has no
place in battle! Our job is to create - not
destroy!
SERENDIPITY
So after the fallen were banished to Hell, God
turned on those that wouldn't fight, and my
brother here was sent down with the demons.
Something he considers a grave injustice.
AZRAEL
Don't tell me that you never questioned the
judgement, Serendipity; that you don't think the
Almighty acted too rashly?
SERENDIPITY
You've been waiting for millions of years to ask
me that, haven't you? It's been on your mind since
the moment you fell. It's been gnawing at you this
long.
AZRAEL
Well?
SERENDIPITY
No, Azrael. It never bothered me, and I'll tell
you why: you stood behind your office, you prick.
So you were an artist - big deal. Elvis was an
artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the
service in time of war. That's why he's the
King... and you're a schmuck.
God; I can't belive I am reading this script! Almost done.... it's like Dogma: The Book!
and;
METATRON
Now just sit down on the bed and shut up!
BETHANY
Oh God - you're going to rape me...
METATRON
I'm not going to rape you.
(to itself; off clothes)
Look at my suit...!
BETHANY
Take whatever you want, just don't kill or
rape me...
METATRON
Enough with the raping already! I couldn't rape
you if I wanted to.
(unzips pants and pulls them off)
Angels are ill-equipped.
Bethany stares. There, before her, stands the exposed Metatron. There is nothing.
where some sexual genitalia should be - it's as smooth and anatomically impaired
as a Ken doll.
METATRON
See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.
(rings out pants)
You meat-puppets and your arrogance - you think
everyone's just waiting to rape you.
and;
PROTESTOR 1
You should be ashamed of yourself!
PROTESTOR 2
Child killer!
LIZ
(looking over their shoulders)
HOLY ****!! IT'S THE POPE!!
As the thrall turns excitedly in an effort try to spy the imaginary pontiff, Liz
ducks inside the clinic.
and;
The Woman rolls up Her sleeves and slaps Her palms together - Mister Miyagi
style - and rubs them furiously. She places both hands over Bethany's wound and
presses down. Bethany snaps her eyes open and jolts forward, coughing. She looks
up and sees Metatron.
BETHANY
You! But... I was... how did I...?!
METATRON
You didn't. You died. But She can rebuild you. She
has the technology. She can make you better,
stronger, faster.