What do you think is the crappiest movie out there?
Just watched (the first 40 minutes anyway) "Anchorman" with Wil Ferrell the other day. I really tried to get through it, but I just couldn't do it. That movie belongs on this list. It is really awful. Don't waste your time or money with this movie.
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Me I enjoy B-Movies or just plain bad movies. I loved Ed Wood’s “Plan 9 from Outer Space”, I even watched “Santa Clause Conquers the Martians” most Christmas’. But I saw a move the made me tune it off, and that doesn’t happen very often. The name of the movie was “Jesus Christ vampire Hunter” Let me tell you about it, here’s the plot outline taken from Imdb;
The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.
The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.
Originally Posted by kenny
TITANIC--worst movie ever made!!!!!!!!!
star trek,
true lies
shakespeare in love
all true CRAP!!!!
star trek,
true lies
shakespeare in love
all true CRAP!!!!
Clearly you have only seen a few films.
True Lies is pretty entertaining for an action flick, and had some revolutionary sequences for it's time.
Star Trek...There are many of these films, I get the feeling you just don't like Star Trek, as some of the films are quite good, and recognized as so.
Try watching these gems:
Beastmaster II
Howard The Duck
Spacehunter : Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
Metalstorm : The Destruction of Jared Syn
And the Aforementioned
GOR
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Originally Posted by Twilight's Dawn
I would have to say Daredevil. It felt like a ripped off version of Spiderman. I know a lot of people who have said they thought the idea was stupid because of the fact Matt Murdoch is blind, yet he can perform all these amazing stunts. I, however, felt the that worst part was the fact we were never given any real reason as to why the hell is he running around the city after dark in tight red leather killing people?
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Originally Posted by Sedai
First, I must concur that this movie ate. However, I clearly remember the reason he was out doing what he did was to avenge his father, who had been killed for not throwing a boxing match. They spend a fair amount of time covering this in the film. The Rose, Kingpin, etc...
Originally Posted by The_Elephant_Man
Has anybody even heard of the film "Killer Klowns From Outer Space." Thats got to be the worst film imaginable. I mean come on really killer popcorn. Getting stuck in cotton candy. Popcorn shoting guns. To me it was a waste of time in my life that I will never EVER get back again. Its sad. Really really sad. :'(
I only skimmed the thread so please forgive me if this has been posted, but I would have to say the crappiest movie ever made is easily Adam Sandler's debut film Going Overboard. This movie single handedly redefined the word crap and is actually #20 on the IMDB list of worst films.
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Originally Posted by jessesen
Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter. The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.
That movie sounds so cooooool.
I have to find it.
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As far as rentals go I have two. Completely different ideas behind them. The first is Creepin', which came out in 2001 as an independent film. Have to say I bought this one because it is the worst movie I have ever seen. The second movie is Seeds of Evil. This was a horrible movie that went on and on without a point. As far as theaters go, Lost in Space was pretty bad.
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Originally Posted by Creed
That movie sounds so cooooool.
I have to find it.
I have to find it.
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Originally Posted by wolfzombie
As far as rentals go I have two. Completely different ideas behind them. The first is Creepin', which came out in 2001 as an independent film. Have to say I bought this one because it is the worst movie I have ever seen
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Originally Posted by Nitzer
the worst movie ever... I'd have to say "Signs"
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''last rites'' with randy quaid is absolute sh*t
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basically any film on ''the horror channel'', channel 330 for sky digital viewers in britain...and probably america, i wouldnt know
''zipperface'' sucks ar*e
basically any film on ''the horror channel'', channel 330 for sky digital viewers in britain...and probably america, i wouldnt know
Originally Posted by kenny
TITANIC--worst movie ever made!!!!!!!!!
star trek,
true lies
shakespeare in love
all true CRAP!!!!
star trek,
true lies
shakespeare in love
all true CRAP!!!!
Originally Posted by Uncle Rico
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Originally Posted by Piledriver
Just watched (the first 40 minutes anyway) "Anchorman" with Wil Ferrell the other day. I really tried to get through it, but I just couldn't do it. That movie belongs on this list. It is really awful. Don't waste your time or money with this movie.