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there's a frog in my snake oil
Oh what the hell, and here's some more

Heaven must love fools, since it made so many of us
~Episode 34 - Keep on Dancing

Who are you? What is identity? You like cheese, and sun on water. You know your age and what happens when your eyes grow tired. Filtered through some predisposition, you are the product of everything that ever happened to you, but if you lost your memory, who could you be?
~Episode 30 - Who Am I?

Cunning and simplicity may belong together in an ape. A monkey who could recognise both would be on the long road towards humanity
~Episode 19 - Vampire Master

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history *is* moralizing
since some wanna have a go at men, here's one for the cosmic balance:

Genovese e dònne en basta miödinn-e perché tutti i figgi pòssan dî con convinsion de seu moæ ch'a l'êa unna santa
Veneto e fémene e xé cussì false che tuti i fioi i pol dir co' convinsion che so mare la era 'na santa dòna
Sicilian i fimmini sunnu abbastanza ipocriti picchi tutti i figli ponnu diri ca convinzioni da propia madri: iera na santa
Neapolitan 'e femmene song assaje fauze pecché tutte quante 'e figlie dicene convintamente che a mamma era na santa
Latvian sievietes ir tik liekulīgas, ka visi bērni stingri tic tam, ka viņu māte bija svētā
Leonese las muyeres tienen que sere falsas asgaya pa que tolos fiyos creigan que las suas yeran unas santas
Catalan les dones són bastant hipòcrites perquè tots els fills puguin afirmar amb convicció que la pròpia mare era una santa
Breton ar merc'hed a zo ken pilpous, ken na gred start pep bugel e oa ur santez eus e vamm
Afrikaans vroue is so skynheilig dat alle kinders vas glo dat hulle eie moeder ‘n heilige was
English women are so hypocritical that all children firmly believe that their own mother was a saint


- Remy de Gourmont
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history *is* moralizing
Welsh acrobat yw'r gwleidydd. Mae'n cadw ei gydbwysedd drwy ddweud y gwrthwyneb i'r hyn mae'n ei wneud
Veneto el politico xe un equilibrista: el se ten in bilico dixendo el contrario de quel che'l fa
Sicilian lu puliticu è un omu di circu: si manteni addritta dicennu lu ****rariu di zoccu fa
Neapolitan 'o puliteco è nu zumpitto: se mantene nquilibbrio ricenno 'o c****rario 'e chello che fà
Latvian politiķis ir kā akrobāts. Viņš saglabā savu līdzsvaru sakot lietas, kas pretējas tam, ko viņš dara
Leonese el políticu ye un acróbata: caltiénse n'equilibriu diciendu lu contrariu de lu que faz
Korean 정치인은 곡예사다. 그들은 그들 행위에 반대되는 것을 말함으로써 균형을 잡는다
Catalan el polític és un acròbata: manté l'equilibri dient tot el contrari del que fa
Breton ar politiker zo ur c'hoarier-ouesk: derc'hel a ra e gempouez dre lavaret ar c'hontrol diouzh ar pezh a ra
Afrikaans die politikus is ’n akrobaat: Hy hou sy balans deur die teenoorgestelde te sê van wat hy doen
English the politician is an acrobat. He keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does



One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others. ~ Moliere
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history *is* moralizing
Welsh credwch bob dim a ddywedir wrthych am y byd - nid oes dim sy'n rhy erchyll i fod yn amhosibl
Veneto credìghe a tuto quel che i ve conta sula zente: no ghe xe gnente de tanto laido che'l sia impossibile
Sicilian criditi a zoccu sintiti supra a lu munnu; nenti è troppu bruttu pi essiri mpussibili
Neapolitan ammuccàteve tutto chello ca sentite a prupòseto r' 'o munno; niente è troppo brutto p'essere mpussìbbele
Latvian tici visam, ko tev stāsta par pasauli – nekas nav tik briesmīgs, lai būtu neiespējams
Leonese creye tolu que te digan sobru'l mundiu, nada ye tan horrible cumu pa ser imposible
Korean 세상에 대해 듣는 것을 모두 믿어라-그 어떤 끔찍한 일도 불가능하지 않다
Corsican credi puri ciò che tu senti à nantu à u mondu; ùn c'è nunda abbastanza goffu pà essa impussibuli
Catalan creu tot el que et diguin del món; res no és massa horrible com per ser impossible
Breton kredit pep tra a lavarer deoc'h diwar-benn ar bed; n'eus mann re zivalav da vezañ dibosubl
Afrikaans glo alles wat jy van die wêreld vertel word; niks is te erg om onmoontlik te kan wees nie
Aragonese creye tot lo que te cuenten supre ro mundo; cosa ye masiato fieriza como ta estar imposible
English believe everything you are told about the world - nothing is too awful to be impossible
French croyez tout ce que l'on vous dit sur le monde ; rien n'est trop laid pour être impossible

- Honoré de Balzac



there's a frog in my snake oil
Ay

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Methinks 'Monkey' has been lifting thinks from Moliere...

It is very hard to call anything wrong or evil except that which is clear in yourself
~Episode 19 - Vampire Master



But i can't stop with just one quote from that peculiar-n-silly show...

Love which fears ebb and flow is jealousy, and becomes a curse
~Episode 24 - The Fires of Jealousy



there's a frog in my snake oil
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Just found this and i thought i'd share...

How is it that shyness and tenderness go hand in hand, that technique is the sister of emotion, and rigour of freedom?
~Jean Luc Godard - Godard on Godard



there's a frog in my snake oil
*sigh*

You mustn’t escape and you mustn’t get caught
~The 400 Blows [Truffaut/Moussy]

(Alright, not entirely suitable, but meliked )

Fixed



there's a frog in my snake oil
Are you calling my miraculously smiling vegetables banal?!

I punish thee!

(with a light rain of monkeys)

Dunno how real they are. (The chirpy veg, not the swooping mammals). Have a look at their inbred cousins and decide for thyself

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Ach well, might as well sling in a favourite Monkeyism while i'm here...

As the works of men speak to other men so life is the message the universe sends to itself
~Espisode 27 - Pigsy's Ten Thousand Ladies




Standing in the Sunlight, Laughing
Originally Posted by Golgot
Are you calling my miraculously smiling vegetables banal?!
psht! Collar me slow, but I didn't see the smiles til you said this. I had just noticed that the contrast seemed higher than normal. [/geek]



there's a frog in my snake oil
No need for drama

(contrary to what the site says, i reckon the one on the right looks like its got a pouty li'l manga mouth )

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Oh, another quote? Alright then...

They stuck Monkey in a cage. He entertained them willy-nilly, and free entertainment is not to be despised

~Episode 8 - Pigsy Woos a Widow

(It was time for a silly one )



chicagofrog's Avatar
history *is* moralizing
nice digressing people, especially with the weird vegetables that keep talking in my dreams (?) at night......



chicagofrog's Avatar
history *is* moralizing
Welsh synonym yw gair a ddefnyddiwch pan na ellwch sillafu'r gair 'roeddech wedi meddwl amdano gyntaf
Veneto un sinònimo xe na paròla che te dóperi co' no te sa come che se scrive la prima paròla che la te xe vegnuda in la mente
Sicilian lu sinonimu è na palora ca usi quannu non sa' scriviri la prima palora ca ti passa pi la menti
Neapolitan nu sinónemo è 'a parola ca tu aùse quanno 'un saie comme se scrive 'a primma ca te vene ncapa
Latvian sinonīms ir vārds, kuru tu izmanto, kad nespēj izteikt vārdu, kas sākotnēji ienācis prātā
Leonese un sinónimu ye una pallabra qu'usas cuandu nun sabes cúmu s'escribe la primer pallabra que te vien a la mente
Korean 동/유의어는 우리가 처음 생각한 단어를 철자하지 못할 때 이용하는 단어이다
Corsican un sinonimu è una parula aduprata quand'ùn si sà scrive a prima vinuta in mente
Breton ur ger heñvelster a zo unan hag a vez implijet pa n'eur ket evit skrivañ reizh ar ger a voe soñjet ennañ da gentañ
Afrikaans ’n sinoniem is ’n woord wat jy gebruik as jy nie die een kan spel waaraan jy eerste gedink het nie
Aragonese un sinonimo ye una parola que emplegas cuan no logras prenunziar a primera que te s'ocurrió
English a synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of

- Burt Bacharach



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