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"A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave."

'A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history."

"A vow is a purely religious act which cannot be taken in a fit of passion. It can be taken only with a mind purified and composed and with God as witness."

'All compromise is based on give and take, but there can be no give and take on fundamentals. Any compromise on mere fundamentals is a surrender. For it is all give and no take."

"Anger is the enemy of non-violence and pride is a monster that swallows it up."

"As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves."

"But for my faith in God, I should have been a raving maniac."

- Mohandas Gandhi
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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time;
it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.


~ Sydney J. Harris ~
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You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.
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(Walk in Peace)




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'All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."

"All my pictures are built around the idea of getting in trouble and so giving me the chance to be desperately serious in my attempt to appear as a normal little gentleman."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself."

"Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded."

"What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning."

- Charlie Chaplin



Projecting the image of success
"Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. "

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. "

"Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. "

"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."

-Ambrose Bierce




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"Love the life you live."
All this porn ain't gonna watch itself.
"I'm gonna be alright, and you're gonna be alright, you ain't gotta hold my hand just walk with me tonight."

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"Hello, Arthur. This is your mother. Do you remember me? Someday you’ll get married and have children of your own and Honey, when you do, I only pray that they’ll make you suffer the way you’re making me. That’s a Mother’s Prayer."

- Elaine May



King Pong

The only game of which I am undisputed world champion is indoor candle-lit ping pong, played with six foot planks and tennis balls. The championship match took place in my garage and was between myself and world number two Spike Milligan.

Spike is not a good loser and still queries the legality of my match-winning smash which also destroyed the table. - Peter Cook.



Projecting the image of success
"I tried to explain to my mom, but she's to afraid to admit to herself that our race is a killing machine." -Brandon Kelly (The Broadways)



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"Hollywood is like that: a spoiled brat that screams for possession of a toy and then tosses it out of the baby buggy."

"I am not a fortune teller. I would like to be judged for my work, and not for my life. If there is any possibility of changing your destiny, it may be only in your creative life, certainly not in your life, period."

"A lot has changed for me. My life has improved. It's not only children, but the relationship with my wife is the best thing that ever happened to me."

- Roman Polanski



Politicians and actors are virtually identical, both take on alternate personas for a living and feed their ego's with self-righteous causes.
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

-Dorothy Parker
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Projecting the image of success
"But I'm a great father. That's why I got custody." -Kid Rock

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world." -Robin Williams

"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. " -Robin Williams

"But for the children of the poorest people we're stripping the curriculum, removing the arts and music, and drilling the children into useful labor. We're not valuing a child for the time in which she actually is a child." -Jonathan Kozol

"It doesn't make much difference how the paint is put on as long as something has been said. Technique is just a means of arriving at a statement." -Jackson Pollock



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"It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in a language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs."

"There is a condition worse than blindness, and that is, seeing something that isn't there."

"And yet to every bad there is a worse."

- Thomas Hardy



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"I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhere."

"I hear a lot of bad TV commercials that try to sound like "Where It's At". That pretty much turned me off from using the electric piano for a lot of years."

"Art is the child of Nature; yes, her darling child, in whom we trace the features of the mother's face, her aspect and her attitude."

- Beck





You know what your problem is? It's that you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.


Steve Martin



Bernard: Manny! Manny! Manny Manny Manny Manny.
Manny: Will you stop shouting at me.
Bernard: Sorry. Where's the cork- your hair looks amazing. Where's the corkscrew?
Manny: I don't know. I don't know where anything is. Have you been back there recently? It's like Dresden.
Bernard: The place isn't that bad.
Manny: It is that bad. For one thing, didn't you have a cat?
Bernard: Oh yeah! Where'd he go?
Manny: I found him.
Bernard: Really? Brilliant!
Manny: No. No. You... don't want to see him... (clutches his leg) Ooh ow! Ow!
Bernard: What's up with you.
Manny: It's brought on my cramp. I get a terrible cramp when I'm stressed.
Bernard: Well don't be stressed. Why are you stressed?
Manny: Because I opened the fridge door, there's shin bandages next to the cheese.
Bernard: That's just a little...
Manny: There's jam in the bath!
Bernard: Oh come on!
Manny: You're a filth wizard. Friend only to the pig and the rat. Look, look! (opens a box with pizza in it)
Bernard: Pizza! I was going to warm it and eat it later! Everybody does that! It's normal. You are looking for things to complain about.
Manny: And what are these? (points inside the pizza box)
Bernard: Wasps.



Brother, you say there is but one way to worship and serve the Great Spirit. If there is but one religion, why do you white people differ so much about it? Why not all agreed, as you can all read the Book?

~ Sogoyewapha, (Red Jacket), Seneca