Ladies and Gentlemen,
(and God knows what else)
I have an announcement to make.
I have decided to DROP OUT of the MoFo Presidential Election
and the entire MoFies ceremony.
I ask that the organizers of this event VOID every vote that has been received for me, in all categories. They may find replacement nominees, if they wish, or they could just not count the votes for me that they've received so far. Thank you to anybody - IF there's anybody - who already voted for me.
I do not wish to be a part of this event any longer. I did just send in my votes - I wouldn't mind letting them keep those, if they don't mind, but if they do mind, they can discard the votes I sent in as well. But I am dropping out of this whole thing. Best of luck to everybody in all categories, but I am done here.
If Gatsby still wants to be involved in the President thing, he should replace me as President and he should pick his own running mate. He could also take the votes I might have already received. Just an idea.
Thank you.