No, I haven't seen them. And I figure if I play my cards just right, I may be able to go the rest of my life without ever seeing them.
Here's hoping, anyway.
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Out of all those, the closest I've come is waking up one morning and watching the second half of The Marine on pay-TV. Pretty much what Holden said, nothing special at all.
i have seen the condemned and the marine. i thought the condemned was a much better film. the story line was better than the marine and it had a lot more fighting in it. plus more explosions which is always good.
The WWE is pure ****ing useless! I admit i was a fan back in the day of the WWF when The Rock and Stone Cold reigned supreme but ever since it merged with WCW & ECW it has become absolutely rubbish. And I agree with Holden Pike, I'd rather watch paint dry than any of those movies
Personally I think that they're all garbage. The Marine could have been good if John Cena could act his way out of a paper bag. See No Evil was stupid as hell and It felt like it was just thrown together. The Stone Cold movie I havent seen, but have no desire to, based on the fact that its a STONE COLD MOVIE! Seriously, how do these movies get made...I know...Vince McMahon is the devil...Its the only logical answer...
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In my opinion all of those movies sucked hard. the only good one out of all of those movies is the condemned i mean the movie sucked but the idea of putting people that had nothing to lose on an island to die was pretty cool.
Why is it always the American that is thought to be bad but really good and doesn't kill any of the women just the bad guys I mean come on.
WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment (I looked it up!)
Ahhhhhh. Large men in spandex and criminal haircuts prancing around in a surprisingly camp fashion and falling over loads?
They make movies? Crumbs.
You wouldn't catch Big Daddy getting up to that nonsense!
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The WWE is pure ****ing useless! I admit i was a fan back in the day of the WWF when The Rock and Stone Cold reigned supreme but ever since it merged with WCW & ECW it has become absolutely rubbish.
Am I really getting that old already? "Back in the day" he says. Back in the day, guys like Sgt Slaughter and The Iron Sheik were king, people like The Rock were still in grade school just like me.
Enough of this though... How many of you remember G.L.O.W.?
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