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Make a fake MySpace account for her and get a whole bunch of old perverts to come to her house when shes gone and her parents are there.

That would be freakin' hilarious.
I think her mum would only like those pervets. She too is.. promiscuous?!
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lmao I was looking at the on-line set-up, and saw someone looking at a thread named Pornography. I clicked on it, to report it as spam, to find out that Sir Toose made it a good 5 years ago. Oops!



Wishing I could go inside my head, and erase certain memories.
Just think of the memory and then make it a photo in your mind, now throw black paint all over it, now throw white paint over it, now rip the photo up and flush it. Works for me sometimes.
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Just think of the memory and then make it a photo in your mind, now throw black paint all over it, now throw white paint over it, now rip the photo up and flush it. Works for me sometimes.

That sounds like something our resident shrink would tell us to try....



Right now, I am buzzing from too little sleep and too much caffeine ....
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Hmmm, that was probably too much information. I'm fine now, really! I hope I didn't weird anyone out.

Mark, always a sweetie!

Anyway, since the start of October, I made myself avoid certain things that I knew would bring me down. That sure is paying off. These past 2 months have been the best in over 3 years, easy. I don't even feel like I will jinx myself for saying that. Yes, I'm superstitious.



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Certifiably troglodytic.
There's no shame in trying to get a slimmer waist for summer, I draw the line at getting a bikini wax, though.
Bikini? Wax? Going that route, I'd prally be looking at something from the manufacturing savvy of the likes of Weedeater.

I'm trying to piece together a Zidler costume for a burlesque party next Saturday. It's surprisingly hard to get a red riding jacket for less than £150.
We'll definitely need pictures.



I had the same thing earlier... the one with the little red berries in it...



And no, I'm not trying to get a slimmer waist... I just like the stuff....
Lucky dawg you! I gotta go for the red berries though and soon.

Yes Tatanka, did your's have little red berries in it!?! Just messin' with ya! I'm with Lockheed though, nooooo wax jobs. I have a high tolerance for pain, but I'm not into it.
You know... since I'm on this Special K kick, I stood in the grocery store for at least 3 minutes last week staring at the Special K with berries and I almost sprung for them. I will next time. When I was a little boy, my Granny Ruth would ALWAYS have the K in her pantry and I never turned down a good bowl of cereal.

Hey Tatanka, did you see the Vols game last Saturday? My word, I was fit to be tied.
I know what you mean. We were driving back home from Tennessee after watching the first half. We lost the Tennessee radio network and picked up the UK radio network (I couldn't help but feel sorry for the UK announcers- they were so deflated)...that game lasted almost all the way through KY! I just about had to pull over for having a conniption....

What do you think of their chances Saturday against LSU?



You know... since I'm on this Special K kick, I stood in the grocery store for at least 3 minutes last week staring at the Special K with berries and I almost sprung for them. I will next time. When I was a little boy, my Granny Ruth would ALWAYS have the K in her pantry and I never turned down a good bowl of cereal.
haha Yep, I actually like that cereal. I should go on a "healthy" cereal diet, for about 2 months. Then I could be all sexy lookin' again.

I just about had to pull over for having a conniption....
That game drove me nuts, but by the fourth over-time, I was to the point that I 'almost' didn't care who won. I was suppose to get to the store, and they were running me late. They must not have received my schedule.

What do you think of their chances Saturday against LSU?
See above post. I'm superstitious, which means I shall not say a word . . .

Well, it's time to get to bed.



Haha! I've always admired female impersonators for that very reason, their daily depilation routine must take two hours and involve Agent Orange.

For those who care about the minutiae of my life; I'm currently drinking coffee, stealing the latest episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and watching the BBC America version of News 24, which is downright bizarre when you're used to the UK one.

Costume progress: Waistcoat, trousers and boots obtained. Still seeking top hat, jacket, cravat, gloves and suitable ginger waxed mustache/van dyke/muttonchops fake facial hair.

Pictures will be made available at an unspecified future date.



Pictures will be made available at an unspecified future date.
Can't wait

Ok, recovering from a bad reaction to a bite. My knee is coming back to a normal size and has stopped
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Can't wait

Ok, recovering from a bad reaction to a bite. My knee is coming back to a normal size and has stopped

Ouch.... A Brown Recluse spider bit me on my leg years ago... luckily, I was taking an antihistamine and antibiotic for a sinus infection at the time and only ended up with a small hole in my leg about the size of an American quarter...



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Certifiably troglodytic.
Can't wait

Ok, recovering from a bad reaction to a bite. My knee is coming back to a normal size and has stopped
Yikes!

Ouch.... A Brown Recluse spider bit me on my leg years ago... luckily, I was taking an antihistamine and antibiotic for a sinus infection at the time and only ended up with a small hole in my leg about the size of an American quarter...
Quintuple yikes!

Spider=

Caity and Nebbit=

....glad it wasn't any worse.....



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If you get bitten by a spider: bite it back, I say!

If those things learned some respect then maybe they'd be less of a problem. Spiders were a lot nicer in my day, let me tell you.

I blame TV. And video games!

Ermmmm... Nurse! Nurse?
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Spiders are pretty darn neat. Without them we wouldn't have those lovely dewed webs on autumn mornings, mind you we don't get the sort that can dissolve a patch of skin the size of a quarter over here so your revulsion is probably a sane response.

Right now I'm debating which superpower is best (mind control vs. gravity control) with someone on MSN and drinking an Innocent Superfood Smoothie. I'm steadily buying into the ******** about nutrition, God help me. It's only a matter of time until I start eating wheatgrass and when that happens, I'm going to need one of you guys to shoot me.



Spiders are pretty darn neat. Without them we wouldn't have those lovely dewed webs on autumn mornings, mind you we don't get the sort that can dissolve a patch of skin the size of a quarter over here so your revulsion is probably a sane response.


Even though it took about 3 months for my leg to heal, spiders don't actually bother me... if they're poisonous, I step on them... but the ones that aren't, I just let do their thing.... which is to build webs so they can eat those nasty mosquitoes and flies that annoy the hell out of me....


Thanks Tatanka... and Tatty...



going to the Festival of Trees soon

what is a good movie to watch while decorating a tree??

me and my mom are trimming it tonight