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Assassins (2020)



Documentary on the two Asian girls that played a part in a prank video at an airport but the act turned out to be an assassination of the half brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Pretty unbelievable story, and one that leaves the viewer quite angry.




I haven't said anything but I must admit that I am truly stunned that the two Bond films you seem to have actually kinda hated are two that are generally considered and certainly by me to be the best example of "Classic Bond" and the Bond film that saved the franchise.
Personally I would probably rank Goldfinger as my No.2 Bond film and Goldeneye in the top, say 7 (though i would have to do a revisitation of the whole franchise to be sure).
I certainly don't think you're just trolling but your opinion is SO iconoclastic in this case that it actually crossed my mind.
Yeah, I agree. I mean, I'm not saying it to make @martyrofevil feel singled out, and I said as much to him/her a couple of pages ago. I just find it curious and interesting how different people can perceive the same films in such different ways. It's pretty cool actually.

FWIW, Goldfinger would probably be my #2 as well, while GoldenEye would probably be either #4 or #5.
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Interesting. I came across this maybe a year ago and I found it really gripping, like almost like nothing I'd ever seen gripping.
It was tense and it was gripping. Like I said, I thought the film was pretty good and well made. I just didn't feel it was great.



gosh i need to watch that aswell i havent seen the original yet D= its rare to find it
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I gotta be honest, though I have been a huge fan of Blade Runner since it's incept date in 1981, I found this unnecessary sequel to be a dreary, great-looking bore.
Oh yeah, I can absolutely see that. I think a film can only be as drawn out as this one is if it's engaging enough, and I certainly think this one was. Although I've seen similar complaints about the first, what would you say works for you about the first that makes it more engaging than this one? (Besides the fact that it isn't nearly 3 hours long)



Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018)

A Korean Grave Encounters ripoff. I guess it's about as good (or bad) as Grave Encounters too (and I probably rated it too harshly back in the day - gee, what a surprise). It has above-average AV quality for found footage and it has at least some sort of characterization. It doesn't rely too much on jump scares either, but then the ghosts aren't that great and the ending is worse than in GE. Probably worth a watch if you like found footage.
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When a Stranger Calls, 1979

Jill (Carol Kane) is babysitting one night when she gets a string of disturbing phone calls asking her if she has "checked the children". As Jill grows increasingly freaked out--and increasingly frustrated by the way that her fears are brushed aside at first when she calls the police--it soon becomes clear that these are more than prank calls and the evening ends in tragedy. Years later, the perpetrator is back on the streets. A detective who worked on the original crime, John Clifford (Charles Durning) is determined to track him down. Jill--now an adult and with a family of her own, may be in the crosshairs again.

This is an iconic horror that I had just never quite gotten around to, despite it having some very prominent narrative elements (such as the man's voice over the phone asking "Have you checked the children?"). While I generally found that the film's structure and pace were a little odd, I felt that the number of genuine shocks and unpleasant tension more than made up for a funky narrative progression.

The film can be divided roughly into thirds. The first third involves the single setting of the house and Jill dealing with the phone calls. The middle third follows Clifford as he pursues the escaped perpetrator. And the final third brings us full circle to Jill.

The middle third--Clifford's pursuit of the escaped man--lasts the longest and is probably the least compelling of the three parts. There is some emotional heft from a decision that Clifford makes early on. He decides that he will kill the man if he finds him, in order to prevent more harm. This section also tries to develop the character of the escaped perpetrator, a man named Curt Duncan (Tony Beckley). Beckley is good in the role. The actor was actually terminally ill while he was filming, and whether the desperate look of the character was just good acting or a bit of real life bleeding in, who can say? I did appreciate that the film makes it clear that Duncan is in a lot of psychological pain and that he is suffering. He's not a one-liner cracking slasher villain. At the same time, the portrayal of this man in horrible anguish doesn't totally square with the way that the film presents him at both the beginning and the end of the film, which is as someone very calculating and cruel.

The beginning scenes with Jill babysitting are probably the most relatable. I imagine everyone has had a time that they were alone and something unsettled them and then everything all at once took on a menacing air. I really liked the way that Jill behaves in these scenes. While she at first assumes it is a prank, as soon as she realizes it isn't she contacts the police. And even after they sort of rebuff her, she calls back. I was like, man, good for her! Because Jill has stayed in the living room the whole time--having been given directions by the parents not to disturb the kids--the house takes on an ambiguous vibe. Is it a fortress of safety? Or is it a cage in which she is trapped with the caller? Kane does a good job of showing the different stages of her character: annoyance, then trying not to be scared, then giving into her fear to call for help, and so on. The way that this whole sequence ends is shocking and filled with tension.

The final third is what feels like it gets short shrift. I did really appreciate the way that the characters around Jill respond when the killer calls her again. She freaks out--and her husband apologizes for her "hysterics"--but also the police do respond and take her seriously. But I wish that the film had taken longer to sit with this piano that has just been dropped on Jill. From the time she gets the call, there are like 15 minutes left in the film. What did Jill go through all those years? How did she ever become comfortable leaving her kids alone with a babysitter? Because there is so little time, Jill is reduced to mostly broader hysterics and the final act lacks the slow build and tension of the first third. Now, that said, there are still some really shocks to be had in that final act. The film's shift from Jill to Clifford is, in my opinion, a mistake. But the ending still mostly manages to satisfy.

While this feels like a moderately positive review, the film does get an extra half point or so for some of the casually disturbing elements it manages to drop in there, like the remark that
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the coroner wanted to know what weapon Duncan used to kill the children, and could not comprehend that he did all that damage with just his hands
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The Wages of Fear, 1953
This is in my top 10. I was fully cognizant of it's sterling reputation when I first watched it and it actually surpassed my expectations.



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Victim of The Night


Rewatch. Still as good and stylish as I remembered.
Don't worry. That's it, it's done. There's no pain, it's over, it's over.



Victim of The Night
gosh i need to watch that aswell i havent seen the original yet D= its rare to find it
Try to find the long version if you can, the US theatrical version had some violence cut out of it and it was very effective violence that made the movie better, actually.



Victim of The Night
Yeah, I agree. I mean, I'm not saying it to make @martyrofevil feel singled out, and I said as much to him/her a couple of pages ago. I just find it curious and interesting how different people can perceive the same films in such different ways. It's pretty cool actually.

FWIW, Goldfinger would probably be my #2 as well, while GoldenEye would probably be either #4 or #5.
Yeah, I only have Goldfinger behind From Russia With Love and I could definitely see Goldeneye going that high (I just have to think about where some of my other favorites like Thunderball, The Spy Who Loved Me, Casino Royale, etc. would then go).



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Victim of The Night
Oh yeah, I can absolutely see that. I think a film can only be as drawn out as this one is if it's engaging enough, and I certainly think this one was. Although I've seen similar complaints about the first, what would you say works for you about the first that makes it more engaging than this one? (Besides the fact that it isn't nearly 3 hours long)
It was the plot elements you touched on, I had a lot bigger problem with them than you it would seem. It really felt to me like either they were not totally sure of the story they were trying to tell, they were not totally sure how to tell the story within the framework of the grandeur they were trying to capture, or some things had to be cut loose that would have made the story seem to matter more. Some things also just felt too obvious.
Believe me neither the length nor the pace were the problem for me as I love "slow", deliberate pacing and I'd gladly watch TEN hours of Blade Runner. But when the story just kept seeming to come up short for me, that was the bore. The original film feels like it has left a thematic impact on my life since I first saw it in like '82 or '83 and definitely since The Director's Cut in theaters when I was in college. 2049 felt like a gorgeous, would-be-deep not-a-lot. To me.





Sheesh! I didn't know anything about this but after I watched it I looked it up and to my shock it's getting good reviews (80% + on RT). Apparently, torture porn (tp) is elevated if you mix in some $10 words, throw in some literary references with a quick tutorial in parts of speech along the way. I thought it was awful. Two idiot high schoolers are abducted by one of their teachers who teaches them something about respect and being a good person by... torturing them. Will these methods be effective? A couple problems: 1. the kids are d bags but not so bad that they deserve to be tortured, like the kids from Eden Lake. Them kids (and their parents) STILL haven't got what's coming to them and 2. if you're going to make a torture film be creative. A hammer and nails ain't gonna cut it. Tied up, razor blades, rotten meat and a sewer full of rats is where the bar is currently set, imo. The thing is, the movie paints itself into a corner so they can't get really brutal because of where they want to take it. It really tries to walk the line between tp and a serious film and doesn't do either very well. I guess I can see why people would like it but I didn't



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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer(1986)
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Otis head prop and make-up resemble T1 special effects. Movie subject matter left me feeling uneasy, disturbed, and overall creeped out. Still, I don't regret watching it.
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They Made Me a Criminal - 1939 melodrama directed by Busby Berkeley and starring a young John Garfield as boxer Johnnie Bradfield. After winning the lightweight championship Johnnie is celebrating with his girlfriend Goldie (Ann Sheridan) and his manager Doc Ward (Robert Gleckler) when Ward accidentally kills a reporter. He leaves a drunk and unconscious Johnnie in a rented cabin to take the blame while he and Goldie run off to Mexico. They're promptly killed in a fiery crash where Ward's charred body is mistaken for the boxers. Johnnie is then double crossed by his sleazeball attorney who takes all his remaining money as a "fee", forcing him to go on the run by hopping freight trains. The half starved Johnnie eventually ends up at a date farm in Arizona where he ingratiates himself with Grandma Rafferty (May Robson), who owns the farm and uses it as a reform school of sorts for troubled boys. Peggy (Gloria Dickson) helps out around the farm but is mostly there to keep an eye on her brother Tommy (Billy Halop). He and the rest of the Dead End kids end up idolizing Johnnie while he tries to wear down Peggy's defenses. This being an archaic, boilerplate Hollywood production it's a done deal that the two will end up together. Meanwhile NYC Detective Monty Phelan (Claude Rains), who had previously met Johnnie, is convinced that the burned up body wasn't Johnnie's and is hot on his trail.

This isn't a perfect movie by an means and there are plenty of plot holes and dated and corny situations. Rains, who never wanted to take the part and was essentially forced to by studio bosses, is miscast and unconvincing as a tough cop. He looks so uncomfortable throughout that something as basic as smoking a cigarette ends up coming off as awkward in his characters hands. But the rest of the cast does fine though. It might be a melodrama but it's a reasonably compelling and entertaining melodrama. 80/100