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Finally got around to this one, post-hype. Much admiration of Bradley Cooper for his portrayal. I'm impressed with Eastwood's ability to balance the film without HH (Hollywood Hoopla). He treated a potentially highly volatile story with somber respect. When all is said and done, a straightforward film about a remarkable man.

I give 4.5 bullseyes out of 5.
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Welcome to the human race...
The Long Riders -


Decent enough revisionist Western about Jesse James' gang, though it does drag an awful lot.
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The Man who's mind Exploded (2012) -

The Remains of the Day (1993) -
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A Touch of Class (1973) -

Foxcatcher (2014) -

Rio Grande (1950) -
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Finished here. It's been fun.


Vampires
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Carpenter is a legend, yet he's still so underrated.



The thing isolated becomes incomprehensible
That is the only Carpenter I've seen so far (yeah, yeah, I know...) and it's a very good one! I rate it the same you do, except for the +.



A Night The Roxbury, John Fortenberry.
Yeah, yeah, I won't lie to you guys. I was under the influence and just wanted something funny and nonsense to watch. I guess I made the right choice because I found it pretty much hilarious, even though probably most of the praise is due to Ferrel and Kattan rather than the actual quality of the movie itself. It's funny how Molly Shannon's character marries a random guy on the spot in both this movie and Wet Hot American Summer (the tv show, all hail).
6/10

The People Under the Stairs, Wes Craven.
I really like movies about highly disfunctional families, the kind of families that lock their children in the basement. This one is pretty awesome, but I can't decide if I liked the comedy elements or not. It could have been such a sick and twisted movie, instead it's "just" a cool horror comedy .
6.5/10

The Silence of The Lambs, Jonathan Demme
Nice nice nice. Kept me glued to the screen for two full hours. Sooo suspensful. I think that the scene involving the night goggles and Jodie Foster is more unnerving than 90 % of other horror movies out there. And if there is one thing that scares me more than the thought of a killer capturing me and skinning me, it's moths. So yeah, I was very very nervous towards the end of the movie. Plus, Hopkins is absolutely amazing, his first appereance on screen is pure perfection.
8/10
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Master of My Domain
A Fistful of Dynamite (Leone, 1971)



This is one is a bit different from Leone's other works, because it has more political themes and character development. Unfortunately this wasn't Leone's idea so while you do have is style in it some of them are missing, and some simply don't fit in. But it's still a pretty good Western IMO, better than the majority.

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Tomorrowland (2015)



This review contains some spoilers.



When I saw the trailer I thought I might enjoy this alright because it looked great and promised a fun adventure. For about 50% of the movie I thought this was exactly what I was getting. And then the hammer dropped.

So yeah, the consensus on Rotten Tomatoes is that it is "unfortunately weighted down by uneven storytelling". Agreed. They should have made this thing a half hour shorter and skip the unnecessarily long and rather unremarkable introduction and focus more on what came after.

Ok, so the story is simple enough: a young boy is given a pin that transports him to an alternate dimension where the brightest minds can freely fulfill their creative instincts without having to worry about politics and other pesky things such as money. It's working out great for him up to the point when he accidentally develops a machine which can not only view the past with perfect accuracy but also the future. And the future, as it turns out is that humanity will plummet into nuclear war and destroy itself. So Casey, our main protagonist is chosen to literally fix the world and prevent it from ending.

I know you're probably assuming it's another "you're the chosen one. Do our dirty work for us because you think differently than us and can therefore do stuff better." kind of story. You're right. It is. But it doesn't matter because the story is just a vehicle for the all-important message.

And the message is rather interesting. Governor Nix (Hugh Laurie), who is the villain, gives a very interesting speech by the end on how humanity is actually perfectly OK with messing up our world because if they assume they're screwed from the get-go, they can tell themselves there is nothing to be done and therefore they don't have to do anything. A pessimistic future doesn't require anything of them today.

And uhh... I didn't expect things to get so deep in a freakin' Disney kids' movie but it's actually a good point. It's exactly what we're doing and we continue to tell ourselves "Well, I bought a hybrid, and I did the Ice Bucket Challenge. What else do you want me to do?".

Here's what the movie wants you to do: Take that device you have in your pocket that you use for taking selfies and texting, you know, the one that can quickly access almost all of human knowledge, and actually put it to good use and learn stuff! Dream! Make things that benefit mankind! And next time NASA says they want funding for research and exploration, don't go raging about how we shouldn't spend money on such things because there are more pressing issues to worry about and we can't afford it. Did you know that NASA's budget in 2014 was just 0.5% of total US budget for that fiscal year? A lot of people apparently imagine they go about spending truckloads of money so that they can take pretty pictures of the Earth from the ISS. Well, that is not true. But I digress.

This movie actually stresses the importance of research, development, science and exploration over anything else because we can't fix our gigantic impact on the planet just by keeping on doing what we're doing and trimming it just a bit. We need great ideas for great solutions. And for that, great people have to be allowed to do their thing and thrive. They should be the pinnacle of our society.

But... most of the world would rather read a "news" article about the latest scandal involving Kim Kardashian's monstrous behind.

Neil deGrasse Tyson was once asked what would surprise Carl Sagan the most about today's world. He answered that it would be the fact that we still need to prove that science is important.

Well, Tomorrowland appears to be the small step in the right direction our world needs so dearly by inspiring the young generation and telling it that they aren't "lame" for being geeks and nerds. They are the solution to our problems. Not quite the giant leap I'd like to see before I die, it's still a Disney Kids' movie, but it's a flicker of hope that finally the society is beginning to see science for what it is.

Tomorrowland is going on my "what I will definitely show my kid, if I ever have one" list.


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Thane of Glamis, Thane of Cawdor, & King Hereafter
Two horror-comedies right here:

Eight Legged Freaks: 6/10 - Okay movie that guarantees laughs from beginning to end!

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: 9/10 - Misunderstandings that lead to gory deaths and hilarious situations...what's not to love?



Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: 9/10 - Misunderstandings that lead to gory deaths and hilarious situations...what's not to love?
Whats not to love?
That it's a shameless rip off of "A film with me in it"



28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Tucker and Dale is hilariously genius due to the simple yet extremely clever premise.
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28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Clint Eastwood double bill,


In The Line of Fire

A decent political thriller with an aging Eastwood trying to stay relevant, both in film and in THE film. Malkovich tips his hat to the audience with an over the top subdued performance, if there is such a thing and Rene Russo plays the awkward and forced romantic lead. What the heck was that all about?




Heartbreak Ridge

Eastwood does double duty here. He plays Highway (God, he must have hated his mother), who is literally A-Typical Eastwood character. Badass, old, doesn't give a damn and chews out the scene. His nemesis? A cocky-mouthed recruit played by Mario Van Peebles. Can Eastwood train this grunt and many others like him for the real war out there? Think a lesser version of Full Metal Jacket.