Guilty Or Not Guilty

Not guilty.


Recently wasted a good amount of money?

Not guilty.


Have you ever faked needing to go to the bathroom to get out of a conversation?

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Not guilty, but thats a good idea.

Have you ever spied on someone and then made a movie taking scenes from their life, rewriting them, and then when the movie was done, market the movie towards them specifically?

Not Guilty


Have you ever severely underrated Bullit (1968) ?

Not guilty...here's the proof my review of Bullitt


Have you ever rode in a fast muscle car?

Guilty as hell, graduated HS in '76. Lived in them!

Ever regret botching a long past love?

Not guilty

Have you ever lied about loving a movie or a musical artist when you really didn't, just because your friends did?

I don't know. I was interested in things because my friends were, but say I liked something I didn't .

No, not guilty


Ever been a social media troll?

Not guilty.

Have you ever spied on someone through their smartphone, reading their messages, tracking their contact list, watching their internet use, stealing their passwords, listening through their microphone, activating the camera remotely, monitoring the accelerometer sensor?

Not guilty.

Ever spontaneously laugh out loud at an inappropriate occasion just because you couldn't help it?

Yesssssssss


Put someone in a Headlock?

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Not guilty.

Ever crossdressed casually, just for kicks?

Guilty: as a kid I played dress-up all the time which included wearing my mom's clothes (among others) - thankfully, no one put me on hormone blockers, cross-sex hormones or took me for surgery!

Asked someone how their relative was doing... because you forgot the relative had died?

Guilty
Have you ever lied about your beliefs, because you just didn't want to deal with the blowback?

Not guilty (as far as I can remember...)

Have you ever actually hit someone in the face with a pie?

Not guilty but it sounds fun


Have you ever eaten a pie without your hands?

Not guilty.

Have you ever eaten pizza with a fork?

Pffft all the time!


Have you ever drank a beer out of a glass?

Pffft - all the time! I prefer beer out of either a bottle or glass (if it's in a can I'd rather pour it into a glass if one's available).


Looked in the medicine cabinet in someone else's bathroom?

I always use a glass for beer too, in fact I just did Unless it's Corona, Heniken or Moose Head then I drink it out of the bottle.