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Sheba Baby -




Entertaining and fun watch, but nowhere as good as Foxy Brown, let alone Coffy. Scenes involving the pimp were bloody hilarious, though. Sh*t, you can't kick no shadow, b*tch! Catch me! made me laugh so hard.
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.

The Fly’s Bride (Harry Bailey & John Foster, 1929)

The Collapsed (Justin McConnell, 2011)

Born Innocent (Donald Wrye, 1974)
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Sweet Hostage (Lee Philips, 1975)
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Tomboy Linda Blair hitches a ride with Martin Sheen who’s escaped from a mental hospital and immediately begins to educate her about the world. They go to a remote cabin, where she’s basically kidnapped, but he’s not your basic kidnapper.
A Swiss Trick (John Foster & Vernon Stallings, 1931)
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Silvery Moon (John Foster & Mannie Davis, 1933)

Rough on Rats (Harry Bailey, 1933)

The Wizard of Oz (Ted Eshbaugh, 1933)
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Toto, the Tin Man, the Scarecrow and Dorothy are off to see the Wizard who has a strange egg fetish.
A Little Bird Told Me (Burt Gillett & James Tyer, 1934)

Pastry Town Wedding (Ted Eshbaugh & Burt Gillett, 1934)

The Sunshine Makers (Ted Eshbaugh & Burt Gillett, 1935)
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Yankee Doodle in Berlin (Richard Jones, 1919)


During WWI, brave American soldier Bothwell Browne goes to Berlin in drag to disrupt the German High Command, but after he does an exotic dance for Kaiser Ford Sterling, he’s found out.
Our Daily Bread (King Vidor, 1934)

The Wedding Night (King Vidor, 1935)

Law of the Border (Lütfi Akad, 1966)
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Dry Summer (Metin Erksin, 1963)


In Turkey, the younger brother Ulvi Dogan of actual murderer Erol Tas takes the rap for his brother and is consoled by his wife Hülya Koçyigit who knows the truth.
An American Romance (King Vidor, 1944)

The Zone (Joe Swanberg, 2011)

An Affair to Remember (Leo McCarey, 1957)

It’s Not Over (Andrew Jenks, 2014)


Documentary follows three people affected by HIV/AIDS, including a Mumbai playwright, a South African educator, and Paige Rawl, an Indiana college freshman who was born with HIV.
Doctor Dolittle (Richard Fleischer, 1967)

Topper (Norman Z. McLeod, 1937)
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Jug Face (Chad Crawford Kinkle, 2013)

Caliber 9 (Fernando di Leo, 1972)
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A crazy-ass Italian gangster flick with a few goodies, including go-go dancer Barbara Bouchet.
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A Separation (Asghar Farhadi, 2011): Despite the unanimous praise, this film has gathered dust on my DVR for over a year. I only watched it in order to break the tie in the movie tournament because I wanted to insure that The Last Picture Show advanced to the next round. I expected a boring two hours of watching an estranged married couple argue in subtitles. Those fears were confirmed in the first scene, but then the movie veers into territory that I didn't expect, eventually culminating in a miscarriage and an accusation of murder. Morally, it's a very complex film that asks many ethical questions of its audience -- questions that don't have an easy answer. The film does a superb job of illustrating the class difference between the characters, the role of religion, the clashing of ideals. Due to its deft balancing of so many issues, the film is ripe for discussion. My great-grandmother suffered from Alzheimer's, and even though she passed away when I was very young, I remember the emotional strain the disease put on my family, so I found the scenes involving the old man with Alzheimer's especially heartbreaking. The acting is uniformly excellent. I was especially impressed with Peyman Moaadi. Regardless of your ethnicity, your heritage, your nationality, your religious views, or any other determining factor, I think there's something in this film for everyone to latch onto and relate. Great film.



Escape From Tomorrow (Randy Moore, 2013): Shot on location at both Disney World and Disneyland without Disney's permission, the story and guerrilla-style techniques behind the making of Escape From Tomorrow are more interesting than the film itself. Not surprisingly, the film has an amateurish feel, but it also possesses an endearing oddball charm. The use of black-and-white adds to the nightmarish, anti-Disney feel. Fans of surreal cinema will probably enjoy it more than I did.



22 Jump Street (Phil Lord & Christopher Miller, 2014): Not as good as the first movie, but still a very entertaining action-comedy. Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum complement each other very well. Their chemistry is what makes these movies so successful. The script is deceptively clever, appearing dumb on the surface but mocking and spoofing sequels as a whole. The humor works both on a meta level and as a byproduct of the story and the character interactions. The ending credits are some of funniest I've seen.



The Conjuring (James Wan, 2013): As a horror movie, The Conjuring fails. I found myself snickering during many of the "scary" scenes. (A ghost that claps? Really? What's it going to do-- patty cake me to death?) But despite the lack of genuine scares and the pervading sense of been there-done that, I can't deny that this is an immensely entertaining film. Every haunted house cliché and trope is thrown into the film and turned up to eleven. The relentless pace had me on the edge of my seat. This isn't one of those haunted houses that's content to go bump in the night. ***** hits the fan early and often. Most of the performances are solid, with Vera Farminga and Lili Taylor being the standouts. Too hackneyed to be scary, but very enjoyable and entertaining.



Wrecked (Michael Greenspan, 2011): Essentially a one-man show with Adrien Brody waking up severely injured in a wrecked car at the bottom of a ravine with no memory of who he is or how he got there or who the dead men are that are with him. After grunting and groaning for a few days, he crawls around on the forest floor and hallucinates and performs various flaws in logic while encountering multiple plot contrivances. The initial set-up is interesting, but quickly grows tiresome. The mystery's reveal is also underwhelming.



The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (Marc Webb, 2014): I love Sam Raimi's first two Spider-Man films, and I would've liked to have seen the same cast try to redeem themselves after the soul-crushing disappointment of the third installment. I never saw the point of rebooting the franchise, so I went into the first Amazing Spider-Man with a bias and disliked it for wasting so much time on an origin story that everyone already knows. The sequel is a slight improvement, but still enormously flawed. The plot tries to cram too much into one film, condensing arcs into rushed, compact moments that fail to make an impact. Electro would have sufficed, but instead we get three villains, with Paul Giamatti's talents especially going to waste. Something about Andrew Garfield rubs me the wrong way. People say he's a truer representation of the webslinger, but I think he comes across as a hipster douche. At least he has a personality when wearing the costume. As Peter Parker, he's very flat. Gwen Stacy's fate is probably common knowledge, but even though I knew it was coming, it was still a very emotional moment. The movie features some good set pieces and a few exciting moments of action. Electro and Spidey's showdown in Times Square is a particular highlight. Despite a few entertaining moments, the movie is far too bloated and cumbersome to deliver enough comic book fun to be more than average.



Sex Tape (Jake Kasdan, 2014): I've never found Cameron Diaz particularly attractive, but she's very sexy in this film, showing off her body in various states of undress. Unfortunately, Jason Segel also shows off his body, and he's much less sexy. Still, I'd rather watch an actual sex tape of these two than watch this film again. The script feels like a hastily written rough draft. The raunchy humor clashes with the sentimental family aspect of the plot. On the plus side, Rob Lowe is funny in a small role as a coke-snorting headbanger and a well-known comedic actor provides a couple of laughs with a late cameo. Apparently I'm addicted to porn since I've visited nearly every website that was mentioned in the film. No wonder my palms are so hairy.



Neighbors (Nicholas Stoller, 2014): I guess this is Seth Rogen's way of slowly transitioning into a slightly older, more mature character: he's still a pothead, but he's got a full-time job, a wife and a newborn baby. He gets to pretend he's in Animal House for a night, but instead of being John Belushi, he's an outsider who doesn't want things to get too loud or too crazy for fear of waking the baby. There are a few funny moments, but the structuring of the film leaves a lot to be desired, since it quickly devolves into the two warring sides swapping prank after prank with nothing in between. I hate when comedies try to shoehorn emotional context into the plot to make themselves seem deeper, which Neighbors does with Efron's character, but it doesn't work. Decent comedy, but it never realizes its full potential.



Short Term 12 (Destin Daniel Cretton, 2013): I've not seen the first eleven movies in the Short Term series, but this twelfth entry is pretty good. Thanks to a sharp script and vulnerable performances, Short Term 12 manages to rise above the glut of typical indie films that deal with teenage angst and familial issues. Brie Larson's performance is especially noteworthy as she slowly peels back the layers of her character. Everything about the movie and the characters feels genuine, perhaps in part because of the director's own personal experience in such facilities.



The East (Zal Batmanglij, 2013): A well-meaning ecological thriller that falters along the way and fails to make much of an impact. I've seen Brit Marling in this, Another Earth and Sound of My Voice, and even though she plays very different characters in each film, I ultimately feel like I'm watching the same performance. Listening to her wax sociological about pharmaceutical companies and big corporations and environmental preservation is like listening to a high-schooler read a poorly-researched essay in front of the class. She's also a poor fit for the espionage side of The East. The plot wants to walk a morally gray tightrope, but the filmmaker has a poor poker face and reveals his hand too early in the film, which makes everything that follows fairly predictable. Not bad, but ultimately too average and forgettable to capitalize on the potential of its premise.



The Five Man Army (Don Taylor, 1969): A workmanlike spaghetti western written by Dario Argento and scored by Ennio Morricone. Each character has a unique specialty that serves the dual purpose of filling out their personalities and providing what little depth their thinly drawn characters possess. I found the first half very lacking, but the long train sequence in the second half had me on the edge of my seat with its quiet tension and excellent choreography. I especially loved the scene where one character loses his balance, falls off the train, then sprints downhill to try to meet the train when it comes back around. If only the entire movie had been that tense and thrilling then this would've been a very exciting spaghetti western. Instead it's only average. Even Morricone's score sounds phoned in.



The Plague Dogs (Martin Rosen, 1982): Certainly depressing, but it didn't make as strong of an emotional impact on me as I had expected. Maybe I had hardened myself too much going into it since I knew what lay in store. The oppressively bleak tone wore me down as a viewer. I felt like Rowf struggling to keep his head above water. Maybe that's the intention, but after awhile I just became numb as a viewer. I think that's why the story would've been better suited to at least show a glimpse of sunshine (figuratively or literally, since even the weather is all suicide-inducing dreariness, alternating between fog and mist), so that the emotional lows pack a more somber punch instead of simply being more of the same. The voice acting fits the tone, but it's like hanging out with someone who is always depressed and having to listen to that person drone on about how much his or her life sucks. The fox is the only character with any personality, so not surprisingly I found myself more emotionally invested in his fate than the others. The animation is nothing special and I got annoyed with the director's over reliance on fading to black during every transition. The ambiguous, yet seemingly hopeless ending is the most powerful and evocative scene of the movie. As a dog lover, I expected The Plague Dogs to leave me an emotional wreck, but afterwards I was mostly indifferent.
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Escape From Tomorrow (Randy Moore, 2013): Shot on location at both Disney World and Disneyland without Disney's permission, the story and guerrilla-style techniques behind the making of Escape From Tomorrow are more interesting than the film itself. Not surprisingly, the film has an amateurish feel, but it also possesses an endearing oddball charm. The use of black-and-white adds to the nightmarish, anti-Disney feel. Fans of surreal cinema will probably enjoy it more than I did.
Aaaah, the perfect surreal "midlife crisis film", in my opinion.

I haven't really seen anyone here agreeing with me on the awesomeness of this film, though, so you're definitely not in the minority.
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Cobpyth's Movie Log ~ 2019



Let the night air cool you off
Aaaah, the perfect surreal "midlife crisis film", in my opinion.

I haven't really seen anyone here agreeing with me on the awesomeness of this film, though, so you're definitely not in the minority.
It's my 9th favorite of 2013, which is pretty good as I consider 2013 to be a pretty strong year. I might not like it as much as you, Cob, but I like it more than you, Captain Spaulding.



All Dogs Go To Heaven (Don Bluth, Gary Goldman, Dan Kuenster, 1989) (Rewatch)
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The Secret of NIMH (Don Bluth, 1982) (Rewatch)
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Spirited Away (Hayao Miyazaki, 2001)
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The Fox and the Hound (Ted Berman, Richard Rich, Art Stevens, 1981) (Rewatch)
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Lambert the Sheepish Lion (Disney Short) (Jack Hannah, 1952)


Lend A Paw (Disney Short) (Clyde Geronimi, 1941)
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Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.

You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet (Alain Resnais, 2012)

Hawking (Stephen Finnigan, 2013)

Four Men and a Prayer (John Ford, 1938)

Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (Kurt Kuenne, 2008)
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A beautiful, maddening and heartbreaking film about love, madness and loss.
The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (Irving Reis, 1947)

Into Great Silence (Philip Gröning, 2005)

Flight from Destiny (Vincent Sherman, 1941)
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The One I Love (Charlie McDowell, 2014)


Troubled marrieds Mark Duplass and Elisabeth Moss take their therapist’s suggestion and spend some time at a special retreat to “reset the reset button”.
Still Mine (Michael McCowen, 2012)
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Never Say Goodbye (James V. Kern, 1946)
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Rocky Mountain (William Keighley, 1950)

Gentleman Jim (Raoul Walsh, 1942)


John L. Sullivan (Ward Bond) meets and offers something to Gentleman Jim Corbett (Errol Flynn) after their championship[ bout.
I Know That Voice (Lawrence Shapiro, 2013)

Sleepover (Joe Nussbaum, 2004)

Happy People: A Year in the Taiga (Dmitry Vasyukov & Werner Herzog, 2010)

FairyTale: A True Story (Charles Sturridge, 1997)


In 1917, two English children take a photograph of what appear to be fairies, and even if you and the authorities don’t believe it, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Peter O’Toole) and Harry Houdini (Harvey Keitel) do.
Beaufort (Joseph Cedar, 2007)

Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip (Joe Layton, 1982)

Casanova Brown (Sam Wood, 1944)

Man With a Movie Camera (Dziga Vertov, 1929)


A masterpiece of montage, experimentalism, dada and with Michael Nyman’s modern score, music.



Welcome to the human race...
Good Will Hunting (Gus Van Sant, 1997) -


Leaving aside how big it looms in the cultural consciousness, this is a fairly solid sort of underdog movie that plays comic and dramatic elements to strong effect in its tale of a troubled young man who also happens to be a mathematical genius. Props obviously go to Robin Williams' Oscar-winning turn as the protagonist's psychiatrist, who is present for just about every great moment in the whole film.

Interstellar (Christopher Nolan, 2014) -


Over the past few years, I've noticed a pattern emerging where each year has at least one visually arresting sci-fi film set in space that has impressive visuals but falters considerably in terms of developing plot and characters. 2012 had Prometheus, 2013 had Gravity and 2014 has...this. The obvious point of comparison is 2001: A Space Odyssey, but I was a bit more inclined to compare it to Danny Boyle's Sunshine, especially considering the whole "experimental space mission to save the human race from extinction" narrative that:

WARNING: "Interstellar/Sunshine" spoilers below
involves one crew member being killed as a result on a natural disaster mid-mission, plus the remaining crew encountering the sole survivor of a previous mission who has gone insane as a result and attempts to murder the remaining members of the crew - but at least Interstellar has a sort-of-happy ending.


The performances are pretty utilitarian and there are some notable gaps in plot logic, but it's not a complete shambles by any means.

Porco Rosso (Hayao Miyazaki, 1992) -


Interesting choice of subject matter for a Ghibli film, focusing on the titular ace pilot turned mercenary as he navigates a variety of conflicts including a vengeful but ineffective gang of pirates, a smug American rival, the feisty young woman who fixes his plane and, oh yeah, the fact that he's apparently been cursed with the face of a pig. It's hard not to think of this as lesser Ghibli due to its lack of fantastic elements (the only being how Porco looks like a pig, which is never truly explained), but there's enough excitement due to the well-made plane sequences (because what's a Miyazaki film without at least some flying?).

Shutter Island (Martin Scorsese, 2010) -


Yeah, I'm torn on how to feel about this particular film. When I first saw the trailer back when it was about to come out, the premise - Leonardo diCaprio's U.S. Marshal investigates a mental institution on a remote island - just automatically made me assume that it'll turn out that
WARNING: "Shutter Island" spoilers below
he was actually a patient of said mental institution living out an intricate fantasy where he's a marshal.

Leaving that aside, it's more competent craftmanship from Scorsese and co., and for a while it was strong enough that I was willing to believe that the film wasn't going to go with the obvious conclusion...but then it did. What does it say about a film when it looks like it's going to build towards a particular twist, then seems to build away from it but ultimately arrives at aforementioned twist anyway? I don't know. It's still an alright film, in any case.

The Muppet Movie (james Frawley, 1979) -


I feel sort of bad for not getting into the Muppets until recently (and not off the back of the recent movies but mainly because of Statler and Waldorf becoming memetic snark-masters), but hey, better late than never. The Muppets' first big-screen outing is a retelling of how the core cast met and ultimately became involved in show business. To complicate things, there's an evil restaurant tycoon trying to chase down Kermit and use him as the mascot for his restaurant chain that specialises infrog's legs (even for a kids' movie, that's a messed-up visual). The songs are fun, the cameos are excellent, the gags are brilliant and break the fourth wall in a charming manner and, well, what can I say? It's just great through and through, though it suffers slightly from the lack of the aforementioned pair of grumpy old bastards.

Hugo (Martin Scorsese, 2011) -


The idea of Scorsese making a family-friendly movie obviously seems bizarre at first, but considering this film it makes perfect sense. The story of an orphan living in a Parisian train station trying to repair a broken automaton while alternately befriending an upper-class girl and avoiding the local constabulary does get a little schmaltzy at times, but there are plenty of moments (such as Ben Kingsley's character divulging his backstory) that recall the simple but effective movie magic of yesteryear to great effect. With a veteran filmmaker like Scorsese at the helm, it's also a technically amazing and vibrant-looking venture.

20,000 Days on Earth (Jane Pollard and Iain Forsyth, 2014) -


Solid docudrama that takes place over the course of legendary Australian musician Nick Cave's 20,000th day on Earth. Rather than address the documentarians, there are all sorts of staged scenarios where Cave can discuss his qualities - a therapy session allows him to discuss his upbringing, visiting an archivist allows him to talk about his early musical career, and so forth. He even has imaginary conversations with erstwhile collaborators such as Kylie Minogue and Ray Winstone. Such creative decisions do come across as more than a little indulgent, but they fit in with Cave's image as a multi-faceted artist and don't clash with more "realistic" footage of him recording, rehearsing and performing music.

Snowpiercer (Bong Joon-ho, 2013) -


Solid (if a little silly at times) post-apocalyptic film about the titular train, which is constantly circumnavigating a frozen Earth in the not-too-distant future. It relies on familiar sci-fi dystopia tropes just a bit too much - the last refuge of humanity as metaphor for class struggle being the most obvious, sympathetic resistance members and love-to-hate enforcers of the regime, etc. - and there are all sorts of plot holes involved with the narrative (some of which can even be seen a mile off), but screw it, it's a good film that has just enough surprises to stay interesting to the end. Plus it looks good.

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A relatively disappointing follow-up to Michôd's crime drama debut Animal Kingdom, this film also trades on all-too-familiar post-apocalypse tropes in its tale of Guy Pearce's embittered loner tracking down the gang of bandits who made off with his car, dragging along Robert Pattinson's simple-minded crook in the process. Some nice outback photography and atonal background music doesn't lend that much flair to what can uncharitably be considered a much more artistically-minded reiteration of Mad Max. Pearce is serviceable in the relatively undemanding lead role, but Pattinson's performance was enough to remind me of "Simple Jack" from Tropic Thunder. Also include the sheer number of plot-holes, e.g.

WARNING: "The Rover" spoilers below
If Pearce was able to catch up the bandits in their own abandoned truck at the very start of the film, shouldn't they have just traded back each other's vehicles anyway? Leaving that aside, if all Pearce really wanted from his car was the dead dog in the boot, why not simply ask for that? Leaving that aside, why would the bandits holding Pearce at gunpoint and threatening to kill him not just knock him out instead of killing him but also drag his body over to the side of the road as well as the truck? Keep in mind this is their truck. Yeah, I don't know whether or not a plot hole is particularly justified if its existence is necessary to move the plot forward, but then again these aren't particularly smart characters so I don't know.


Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil (Eli Craig, 2010) -


Hilarity ensues when the titular hillbillies (Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine, respectively) head up to their newly-acquired cabin in the woods at the same time that a group of college kids are taking a holiday. A clever enough inversion of the tired old "evil hillbilly" horror sub-genre where the kids constantly mistake the lead duo for sadistic murderers due to a series of unfortunate coincidences that aided by some good performances from Tudyk and Labine while the very black comedy has some great pay-offs, even if the central premise does prove a little thin over the course of its 90-minute running time. Sidenote: given the title, I was kind of disappointed the film didn't actually involve the leads squaring off against some horrible supernatural manifestation of pure evil (as opposed to a bunch of foolish college kids), but that disappointment soon dissipated.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Steven Chbosky, 2012) -


Passable enough young-adult fare about a high-school misfit (Logan Lerman) who eventually ends up falling in with the weird but likeable group of outsiders from his school and all the highs and lows that that entails. The performances are decent even if the characters are alternately over- and under-developed to suit the protagonist's narrative, and it's not exactly terrible or anything but I guess in my case it didn't leave all that much of an impression. Maybe I was trying too hard to actively resist its effect. Don't take my rating that seriously.

Leaving Las Vegas (Mike Figgis, 1995) -


I watched this with the intention of seeing just what kind of acting Nicolas Cage did to win an Oscar. The narrative is simple enough - Cage is an alcoholic screenwriter who has relocated to Vegas in order to drink himself to death, befriending Elizabeth Shue's call-girl in the process. This narrative proves a bit too simple at times and the emphasis on character over plot doesn't always work. The visual and sonic style of the film also feels a bit like an unintentional parody of what constituted mid-1990s American independent cinema - jazz music all over the soundtrack, a slight case of overcranking, the fact that it's shot on extremely grainy 16mm stock, etc. Even so, the film does have its fair share of moments that cut close to the bone, especially during the film's extremely discomforting conclusion.

Insomnia (Christopher Nolan, 2002) -


Between the low-key success of Memento and the blockbuster victory of Batman Begins. Christopher Nolan remade a Norwegian thriller about a detective trying to solve a murder but being confounded by a variety of conflicts both internal and external. While it's entirely possible that the source film handles the severe moral ambiguity a bit better (wouldn't it?), this film works fine on its own. As the lead detective, Al Pacino delivers an appropriately weary performance devoid of his stereotypical theatrics, while Robin Williams steals every scene he's in (or not in, considering his phone calls to Pacino's character) with his darkly charismatic turn as the film's main villain. I personally reckon this film could've benefited from hiding his presence in the film as with Kevin Spacey in Se7en, but that's just me. The jagged cinematic style also works in the film's favour, even if it does build to a somewhat unsurprising ending.

These Final Hours (Zak Hilditch, 2013) -


Decent yet underweight film where a freak firestorm is slowly engulfing the Earth's surface and will destroy Perth in 12 hours. The plot concerns one man's attempts to reach his friend's huge end-of-the-world party but this is complicated by his encounter with a lost little girl who just wants to find her father. It's got all the usual dark "end is nigh" kind of tropes - violent crime sprees, rampant hedonism, mercy killings, and so forth - and it has a little trouble padding out its eighty-minute running time, ultimately feeling a bit anticlimatic in the process. The same goes for the protagonist's whole redemption arc as he must decide whether or not to spend his last day on Earth partying himself to death or helping this little girl - you can probably tell what he picks by now, don't you? It has its positive qualities, though - the washed-out orange haze that envelops the film looks great in just about every shot, plus the film still maintains a degree of tension despite its foregone conclusion and familiar narrative.

Under the Skin (Jonathon Glazer, 2013) -


Quite possibly the most unsettling film I've seen all year. The central narrative, such as there is one, involves Scarlett Johansson as an alien who uses her attractive external appearance in order to lure unassuming male humans to their demise as part of some unspecified but undoubtedly nefarious alien scheme. Though the artistic vibe of the film means that a lot of important details get lost in the name of keeping the film vague, I don't think that works against the film all that much. The film is constantly jarring in a way that stops you truly getting used to it, evoking all sorts of nightmarish feelings, whether it's the surreal scenes that explicitly reference the film's alien nature or more mundane scenes that are no less troubling (case in point - the beach scenes). Even so, there's not enough to justify the film being about 100 minutes or so - this film could've been at least 10-15 minutes shorter without losing significant effect. Also props to the score, which can make the repetiton of the same four notes sound like the soundtrack to a fever dream.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror (James Nguyen, 2010) -
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Good God, so this is Birdemic, huh? A relatively new entry to the "worst films ever made" canon thanks to its extremely poor quality, Birdemic spends half its running time being a half-baked romance film about software salesman Rod and aspiring model Nathalie before abruptly shifting into the "killer bird" movie that the title promised. Even considered how a lot of its shortcomings can be attributed to a practically nonexistent budget, this is still an incredibly incompetent film. The acting is awful, the sound quality is terrible (I saw this in a theatre and the sounds of both machine gun fire and bird screeching are hell on the eardrums - that's without mentioning the inconsistent quality of the ambient noise that frequently drops in and out of hearing), the special effects are notoriously ridiculous, the writing is especially terrible...and so on, and so forth. I could list each individual facet of the filmmaking process and the only thing that would change would be the synonym for "bad" that I used to describe each one. Even so, it's borderline-essential. You think you've seen the worst film ever made? watch this and see just how much weight your claim holds. (Just to clarify - the only reason I don't give this a
is because I save those for genuinely despicable films lacking in any redeeming features, and Birdemic, for its countless flaws, at least manages to make up for some of them by being hilariously awful).
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Insomnia (Christopher Nolan, 2002) -


While it's entirely possible that the source film handles the severe moral ambiguity a bit better (wouldn't it?), this film works fine on its own. As the lead detective, Al Pacino delivers an appropriately weary performance devoid of his stereotypical theatrics, .
The original is better and, part of the reason why, is that I didn't get that feeling of weariness from Pacino. Or, at least, not to the extent I felt it in the original. Skarsgard's performance is fantastic and his fear, confusion and exhaustion look wrung out of him.
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Welcome to the human race...
The original is better and, part of the reason why, is that I didn't get that feeling of weariness from Pacino. Or, at least, not to the extent I felt it in the original. Skarsgard's performance is fantastic and his fear, confusion and exhaustion look wrung out of him.
I would imagine the original was better, just have to find a copy of it at some point.



Angel's Egg (1985) - Mamoru Oshii
Really enjoyed this anime film from the director of Ghost in the Shell. It's all very strange but I really liked the animation and enjoyed the feel of it.
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Lucky Losers (1950) - William Beaudine
Sometimes funny ... but mostly not. I'll probably try to find more Bowery Boys films because even though it wasn't great it was light fun.
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I Don't Want to Sleep Alone (2006) - Tsai Ming Liang
Another movie with Lee Kang Sheng and Chen Shiang Chyi not really talking to each other One of Tsai's better films IMO.
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Le Trou (1960) - Jacques Becker
Good French prison escape movie I watched for the HoF.
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Eye of the Beholder (1999) - Stephan Elliott
Surreal thriller with Ashley Judd & Ewan McGregor. Not bad, not good.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) - Jonathan Liebesman
For some reason the whole time I was watching this I kept thinking "Hollywood keeps crying about how much money they lose from "illegal" downloading and yet this complete turd made like $400 million at the box office". Contemplating that was far more interesting than the movie.
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Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire (2005) - Mike Newell
The best of the series so far thanks to the kids growing up and their characters becoming more "complex".
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Birdman of Alcatraz (1962) - John Frankenheimer
Yet another great performance by Burt Lancaster.


Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981) - Graham Baker
Sam Neill's acting was a bit up and down 30 years ago but he was usually interesting to watch. He saves this because I think it would have been terrible without him - not that it was that great with him.
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Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.

Magic in the Moonlight (Woody Allen, 2014)
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Prehistoric Women (Michael Carrerras, 1967)
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The Skeleton Twins (Craig Johnson, 2014)

Nightcrawler (Dan Gilroy, 2014)
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Amoral thrillseeker/entrepreneur Jake Gyllenhaal comes across a triple murder in a mansion and videotapes it for the news.
I Loved a Woman (Alfred E. Green, 1933)

The Boxtrolls (Graham Annable & Anthony Stacchi, 2014)

Island of Lost Women (Frank Tuttle, 1959)

Fury (David Ayer, 2014)
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Sergeant Brad Pitt instructs his new belly gunner, very young typist Logan Lerman, about their tank and about his whole life really.
Escape from Fort Bravo (John Sturges, 1953)
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The Hundred-Foot Journey (Lasse Hallström, 2014)

Spanish Judges aka Ruthless Behaviour (Oz Scott, 2000)

The Theory of Everything (James Marsh, 2014)


In the early 1960s, slacker Cambridge physics student Stephen Hawking (Eddie Redmayne) becomes friends with Jane Wilde (Felicity Jones), but then he learns he has a motorneuron disease and is diagnosed with two years to live.
The Wonderful World of Tupperware (George J. Yarbrough, 1959)
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The Fault in Our Stars (Josh Boone, 2014)

The Italian Connection (Fernando di Leo, 1972)

Tabu (Miguel Gomes, 2012)


In Part 2, a flashback shows the female protagonist from Part 1 living in Africa at the foot of Mount Tabu as a renowned hunter (Ana Moreira) and having an affair with an adventurer (Carloto Cotta).
The Signal (William Eubank, 2014)
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The Widow from Chicago (Edward Cline, 1930)

Harmontown (Neil Berkeley, 2014)
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The Grand Budapest Hotel (Wes Anderson, 2014)
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Concierge Ralph Fiennes of the Grand Budapest Hotel is accused of murder and takes off.



Re-Animator* (Stuart Gordon, 1985) –

Edge of Tomorrow* (Doug Liman, 2014) –

Phenomena (Dario Argento, 1985) –
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Freddy vs. Jason* (Ronny Yu, 2003) -

Halloween* (John Carpenter, 1978) -

Christine* (John Carpenter, 1983) -

The House by the Cemetery (Lucio Fulci, 1981) –
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Blood and Black Lace (Mario Bava, 1964) –
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Iron Man* (Jon Favreau, 2008) -
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The Babadook (Jennifer Kent, 2014) –


*Rewatch



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A Hunting Accident -




Melodrama with great cinematography and a beautiful girl. I only wish the ending wasn't so underwhelming.

Guilty of Romance -




Sion Sono you sick f*ck!



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Raising Arizona -




Zany and unfunny. Worst Coens so far. The chasing scene is good, though.




The Plague Dogs (Martin Rosen, 1982): Certainly depressing, but it didn't make as strong of an emotional impact on me as I had expected. Maybe I had hardened myself too much going into it since I knew what lay in store. The oppressively bleak tone wore me down as a viewer. I felt like Rowf struggling to keep his head above water. Maybe that's the intention, but after awhile I just became numb as a viewer. I think that's why the story would've been better suited to at least show a glimpse of sunshine (figuratively or literally, since even the weather is all suicide-inducing dreariness, alternating between fog and mist), so that the emotional lows pack a more somber punch instead of simply being more of the same. The voice acting fits the tone, but it's like hanging out with someone who is always depressed and having to listen to that person drone on about how much his or her life sucks. The fox is the only character with any personality, so not surprisingly I found myself more emotionally invested in his fate than the others. The animation is nothing special and I got annoyed with the director's over reliance on fading to black during every transition. The ambiguous, yet seemingly hopeless ending is the most powerful and evocative scene of the movie. As a dog lover, I expected The Plague Dogs to leave me an emotional wreck, but afterwards I was mostly indifferent.
Those were also my impression as well. Though I liked it more than you did because I like that sort of super focused melodrama. I think that Barefoot Gen is very similar in that regard, made in 1983, also very dramatic but not as tragic. Grave of the Fireflies still is the masterpiece of the animated tragedy genre along with a couple of more obscure anime series (Saikano comes to mind).



Angel's Egg (1985) - Mamoru Oshii
Really enjoyed this anime film from the director of Ghost in the Shell. It's all very strange but I really liked the animation and enjoyed the feel of it.
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Angel Egg's is a very special film. I think it's the only feature length animated pure art film in the vein of Tarkovsky or Bela Tarr with absolutely no plot and consists of pure visual symbolism. I rate it as
. The Utena film is very artsy but it also has a very dense plot (being the inverse of Angel's Egg in that way).