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This film was a blast… One of the funniest I’ve seen yet.
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Memorable Quotes:
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Dewey Finn : Your kids have all really touched me, and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.
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Dewey Finn : Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie : Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn : No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy : It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn : Wrong.
Freddy : You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn : Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy : Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn : Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!
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Dewey Finn : Those kids are infected with a very rare disease. It's called "Stickittodamoninosis".
Battle of the Bands director : Really? I've never heard of a disease like that.
Dewey Finn : You're lucky. It's Hell.
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Dewey Finn : You don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard-ass. And if a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking them in the head.
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Dewey Finn : Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!