THE MOFO CHILL CLUB

I think basketball is kind of boring too. It's just a bunch of guys running up and down the court trying to throw the ball through the hoop. It's more fun to play than it is to watch.

No, it's fine.

Football has been a major part of my whole life. I was a child in a suburb of Dallas, Texas during the years of the Cowboys dynasty. My first year of peewee football, my team got to playing in Texas Stadium. The same place my dad watched Roger Staubach lead the Cowboys to their glory years of the 70s when he was a kid. He was probably more excited than I was. My team won. We ended up winning a championship that year.

When I was in junior high, I got to watch Vince Young lead my favorite college football team to an undefeated record and a national championship. All the while I lived in a neighboring town of a former rival for my Longhorns.

Football has brought me a lot of joy, and it's allowed me to bond with my dad even though we don't agree on much else. All we really have is football and a similar sense of humor (kind of.)

So it's weird to me when people can't see that.

I hope your still talking about football.

Anyway, you're a Bunuel fan. Have you seen The Milky Way? It's one of my favorites by him. I ask because I've been in the mood to watch it all day but I can't because MY SH*T IS ALL PACKED AWAY!

I lived in the Dallas, TX area for a few years, and all I can say is when it comes to football, those people are crazy. They may as well close all the stores when the Cowboys are playing, because they're pretty empty anyway. (FYI, that's where I was living when I was thrown out of the Super Bowl party.)

The only Bunuel I've seen is Tristana.

Were the Cowboys playing in that particular Super Bowl? I am going to guess not, because I doubt they would have let you finish your theory if they were.

Night guys! I may be back on but it will be much later.

Night guys! I may be back on but it will be much later.

What would you do if you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?