Sexyanalysis

If you like that I can tell one of aardvarks to perform this kind of activity, too.

I haven't tried that. YET. Just think of it as a living vibrator!

Cool. Have you watched it any time recently?

Interesting that you waited until your mid-50's to start. Any idea what prompted you to start then? Had it always been a fantasy?

Any idea when it started?

What stressed you out back then? What were you afraid of?

You should give it a watch again. Adam West may not have been in Batman and Robin, but he will always be in that one movie. You will always have that. It's not going anywhere.

Did this ever make you feel like a girl? Did it make you feel like you were inadequate as a male?

Maybe you should try a real vibrator first.

It's funny how, despite how painful all of this was... you seem to have gone back to it... by dressing as a woman all of these years later.

You find it relaxing. It relieves stress.

Do you think it makes you feel younger? Do you ever feel like you've gone back to a younger age... where you didn't have to be older. You don't have to be the man you grew into. The man who made friends and plays sports.

It's a living creature, though. It wasn't made to serve your sexual needs. It's a fly. If you want a living creature, you need a human being.

Maybe nothing is wrong with you. Lots of people dream of being someone else. Why do you think something is wrong with you?

What stresses you out these days?

All sessions are free of charge. Which is a big bargain.

How about Seth Brundle sex slave?

Have you seen a doctor?

Besides me.

Are you afraid of dying?