Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

You'll probably hate it, then. Why? Because I love it.

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I like Macauley Culkin.

I don't. I don't like Mandy Moore either. I watched this for the first time because a friend recommended it. I thought I'd hate it. I was wrong.

Anyway, disc's loaded. I'm ready to go.

Press play.

Right off the bat - don't like the cover of this song.

Eh, it doesn't bother me.

It's Mandy Moore singing, of course.

Heather Matarazzo's in it. I like her.

Accepting Jesus into your heart and getting saved is a big decision, especially for a three year old.

Eva Amurri's character is my favorite.

I actually heard of a teenage girl who committed suicide because she believed Heaven was waiting for her and that she was going to be in a better place. She committed suicide just to go there. Like it was a vacation.

Of course Jesus is supposed to be white.

Macauley Culkin's in a wheelchair.

That's just pathetic.

"This wasn't exactly the MTV beach house"

Oh my. He thinks he's gay.

Her perfect Christian boyfriend thinks he's gay.

Mary has a vision. Dean needs her now.

Jesus is pretty hot.

Ha ha @ the gay website.

"Cum and get it."