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I have never floated around on boobs as a raft



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I have never travelled overseas
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i have never flown in an airplane
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Just a dog? Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just.



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I've never gotten drunk
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A devilish combination of slightly bored and quite hungry



I have never watched Maury
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I have never driven a vehicle that wasn't an Oldsmobile. (Lucky me!)
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"This is that human freedom, which all boast that they possess, and which consists solely in the fact, that men are conscious of their own desire, but are ignorant of the causes whereby that desire has been determined." -Baruch Spinoza



I have never been in a tanning bed.
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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton



i've never been outside my province



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I have never has sex outside



I have never broken my leg
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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock



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I have never been bite by a shark



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I have never been a bridesmaid?


I have been to a homecoming not to a prom