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I think KOM's referring to the fact that while Jim and Finch's own individual plotlines and characters were played for very basic humour, Oz and Kevin's plotlines were less focused on stupid jokes and more on actual character development (surprise, surprise), and as such, the "climax" (no pun intended) of their individual stories carries slightly more poignancy than the other "jokier" characters.
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I think KOM's referring to the fact that while Jim and Finch's own individual plotlines and characters were played for very basic humour, Oz and Kevin's plotlines were less focused on stupid jokes and more on actual character development (surprise, surprise), and as such, the "climax" (no pun intended) of their individual stories carries slightly more poignancy than the other "jokier" characters.
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Classic American comedy and some actiiiioooon (in the way Doug Heffernen would say it). That is what this movie staring the man him self, Kevin James is all about.
The movie follows a mall cop called Paul Blart (no surprise there) around and tells the story of how he saves a group of hostages from some bad guys in his local mall. The story line has a semi-confusing back story about codes and stuff, but if you get what i just described you should understand the plot easily.
The film is cliched a fu^k load. Like it has a fu^k load of cliches. I mean....you get the idea. But it does also have some surprises that no one would see comming.
The jokes are your classic, American style gags. You know....
Anway if you want some light entertainment, i recemend this film. If not, then go see Watchmen or some *****. I give this movie 7/10.
I was going to give it lower, but Kevin James knocked it up a bit.
Classic American comedy and some actiiiioooon (in the way Doug Heffernen would say it). That is what this movie staring the man him self, Kevin James is all about.
The movie follows a mall cop called Paul Blart (no surprise there) around and tells the story of how he saves a group of hostages from some bad guys in his local mall. The story line has a semi-confusing back story about codes and stuff, but if you get what i just described you should understand the plot easily.
The film is cliched a fu^k load. Like it has a fu^k load of cliches. I mean....you get the idea. But it does also have some surprises that no one would see comming.
The jokes are your classic, American style gags. You know....
Anway if you want some light entertainment, i recemend this film. If not, then go see Watchmen or some *****. I give this movie 7/10.
I was going to give it lower, but Kevin James knocked it up a bit.
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Sounds like one of the movies you would put on when returning from a pub crawl with a massive hang-over.
I dig it
I dig it
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I cannot wait to see this movie 
It looks awesome and Kevin James is a hilarious guy, nice review 
It looks awesome and Kevin James is a hilarious guy, nice review
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Since i haven't done any reviews in ages, i will give breith reviews on movies i have seen recently.
Apocolypto - A huge-ass epic movie. Good plot. It went a bit to long and the second half of the movie was just a chase scene. Still good overall. 8/10
Mystic River - Great movie with fantastic acting. The movie could have been realy confusing, but somehow it was directed so it wasn't. Recemended for people who like inteligant films.
8/10
Hercules in New York - This was the worst movie i have ever seen. I only watched 15 minutes of it because it was so bad. I had never realy noticed acting in a movie before as for me most movies i had seen had good acting but this was the first film in which i actualy laughed at the acting it was so bad. Honestly when i first started watching the film i actualy thought it was a porno because of the acting and cheap budget.
0/10
Jumper - Average action film. I was intrested in the first half then i got bored watching the second half. If you want some cheap entertainment then watch this. Hayden Christensen anoys me for some reason, but his girlfriend in the film is realy hot so that adds to the movie. The movie is pretty much a cat and mouse game that goes through out the whole world.
5/10
Apocolypto - A huge-ass epic movie. Good plot. It went a bit to long and the second half of the movie was just a chase scene. Still good overall. 8/10
Mystic River - Great movie with fantastic acting. The movie could have been realy confusing, but somehow it was directed so it wasn't. Recemended for people who like inteligant films.
8/10
Hercules in New York - This was the worst movie i have ever seen. I only watched 15 minutes of it because it was so bad. I had never realy noticed acting in a movie before as for me most movies i had seen had good acting but this was the first film in which i actualy laughed at the acting it was so bad. Honestly when i first started watching the film i actualy thought it was a porno because of the acting and cheap budget.
0/10
Jumper - Average action film. I was intrested in the first half then i got bored watching the second half. If you want some cheap entertainment then watch this. Hayden Christensen anoys me for some reason, but his girlfriend in the film is realy hot so that adds to the movie. The movie is pretty much a cat and mouse game that goes through out the whole world.
5/10
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8/10
Hercules in New York - This was the worst movie i have ever seen. I only watched 15 minutes of it because it was so bad. I had never realy noticed acting in a movie before as for me most movies i had seen had good acting but this was the first film in which i actualy laughed at the acting it was so bad. Honestly when i first started watching the film i actualy thought it was a porno because of the acting and cheap budget.
0/10
Hercules in New York - This was the worst movie i have ever seen. I only watched 15 minutes of it because it was so bad. I had never realy noticed acting in a movie before as for me most movies i had seen had good acting but this was the first film in which i actualy laughed at the acting it was so bad. Honestly when i first started watching the film i actualy thought it was a porno because of the acting and cheap budget.
0/10
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On the off chance that there's someone that doesn't know this little fact, but the voice for Arnold's character is dubbed by another actor in that film, because his accent was too thick.
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Platoon
This 1986 war epic was actualy pretty good for a war film. But unfortunatly i happen not to like war films.
The film follows a soilder called Chris (Charlie Sheen) and his adventures in the Vietnam war. At some points the movie is intresting, mainly the "incedent" between a character called Barns and a character called Ellias. But at other bits the movie is boring.
The ending was pretty good and surprising. But other than that a pretty bland film. I think if i liked war movies then i would apreciate this more, but because i don't i give it 4/10.
On a side note, Charlie Sheen looked exactly the same back then as he looks now on Two and a Half Men.
This 1986 war epic was actualy pretty good for a war film. But unfortunatly i happen not to like war films.
The film follows a soilder called Chris (Charlie Sheen) and his adventures in the Vietnam war. At some points the movie is intresting, mainly the "incedent" between a character called Barns and a character called Ellias. But at other bits the movie is boring.
The ending was pretty good and surprising. But other than that a pretty bland film. I think if i liked war movies then i would apreciate this more, but because i don't i give it 4/10.
On a side note, Charlie Sheen looked exactly the same back then as he looks now on Two and a Half Men.
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Why don't you like war movies, man? You've said it but never explained it.
Regardless, I also saw Platoon for the first time a few months ago and I'd probably rank it closer to a 6/10 or 7/10 myself - I was definitely underwhelmed but it had quite a few choice moments in it that push it above average for me.
"The only thing that can kill Barnes...is Barnes."
Regardless, I also saw Platoon for the first time a few months ago and I'd probably rank it closer to a 6/10 or 7/10 myself - I was definitely underwhelmed but it had quite a few choice moments in it that push it above average for me.
"The only thing that can kill Barnes...is Barnes."
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We Own the Night
(quick review)
This is a great movie. The film is a cop drama staring Marky Mark and Joquoin Pheonix. The plot is very good and so is the acting.
I highly recemend this film to anyone who likes drama.
8/10.
(quick review)
This is a great movie. The film is a cop drama staring Marky Mark and Joquoin Pheonix. The plot is very good and so is the acting.
I highly recemend this film to anyone who likes drama.
8/10.
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Are we done yet?
Ok, i know you are probaly thinking "why would someone even bother to watch and let alone review this peice of crap". Well your probaly not actualy thinking that......but in simple terms, this movie has recived alot of unnesersary crap.
This family comedy sequal staring the once badass-turned-america's-faverorite-family-black-comedy-guy Ice Cube and that funny guy who plays Dr.Cox from Scrubs (i forgot his name) continues on from the previouse film. The film is about the family moving to the country side. They purchase a house that looks good from the outside but just like everyone who works for TMZ, is dead on the inside. The house pretty much falls apart and Ice Cube's character must find ways of fixing the house all the while trying to connect with his family.
I expected this film to be dumb and wasn't even planning on watching it, but i gave it a chance. The film is not a masterpeice but the simple plot, easy to get jokes and err simple plot made the film good viewing.
The ending was pretty piss weak and is what you expect for pretty much every american comedy. A good thing though, was the fact that there was a cameo by Magic Johnson which was cool. I love cameos.
Overall i realy enjoyed this film and i give it 8/10.
Ok, i know you are probaly thinking "why would someone even bother to watch and let alone review this peice of crap". Well your probaly not actualy thinking that......but in simple terms, this movie has recived alot of unnesersary crap.
This family comedy sequal staring the once badass-turned-america's-faverorite-family-black-comedy-guy Ice Cube and that funny guy who plays Dr.Cox from Scrubs (i forgot his name) continues on from the previouse film. The film is about the family moving to the country side. They purchase a house that looks good from the outside but just like everyone who works for TMZ, is dead on the inside. The house pretty much falls apart and Ice Cube's character must find ways of fixing the house all the while trying to connect with his family.
I expected this film to be dumb and wasn't even planning on watching it, but i gave it a chance. The film is not a masterpeice but the simple plot, easy to get jokes and err simple plot made the film good viewing.
The ending was pretty piss weak and is what you expect for pretty much every american comedy. A good thing though, was the fact that there was a cameo by Magic Johnson which was cool. I love cameos.
Overall i realy enjoyed this film and i give it 8/10.
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After a review like that, I really have to wonder what it is that you don't like about war movies...
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I saw the first one and wasnt impressed so I cant see me seening this one.
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After a review like that, I really have to wonder what it is that you don't like about war movies...
The main reason is that the fighting scenes in the movies are realy boring.
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